DLC - Wrong Answers Only

[Tertian]

Assume the next Kombat Pack has 4 characters ( 3 MK & 1 Guest) and the next Skin Pack has 3 skins.

Wrongest (it's a word) guesses only.

Kombat Pack

• Blanche / Bo Rai Cho (A La Ferra/Torr)
• Hornbuckle
• Dual-Borg (Tri-Borg's ne'er-do-well cousin)
• Jaws (from the movie Jaws)

Skin Pack

• Jorts Kano
• Furry NightWolf
• Mileena Cosplay for every Character

Thanks @Metin for inspiring me.

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

Me, @Baconlord , @ItsYaBoi , @CrimsonShadow

KOMBAT PACK 4: THE CABINET.

 

[NSR]

Takeda, Smoke (either version, doesn't matter), Mileena, Ash.
as for the skins: MKD Noob, MKDA Kitana, MK2/3 Shao Kahn

 

[kevkopdx]

Tanya, Kintaro, Kung Jin and the Demogorgon

Skins: Elvira Sindel, Ken doll Johnny & Drag Queen Kitana

 

[xenogorgeous]

Lol this is fucking crazy and pure stress relief material, that's for sure !

Here we go (for fun) :

KP:

1. Cyber Reptile
2. Nimbus Terrafaux (finally !!)
3. A new orange female ninja using a pair of kusarigamas (lol) !
4. Rocky Balboa

Skin Pack:

1. Cassie Cage Sexy Cheerleader outfit
2. Clint Eastwood Erron Black
3. Baraka Hannibal Lecter cosplay

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

[*]Clint Eastwood Erron Black[/LIST]

Take my money. Take all of it.

The Man From Nowhere in MK would be the best skin since Blue/Red Steel Sub-Zero and Ermac.

 

[Sugarwatermixlegit]

KP2:
Mileena
Havik
Smoke
Lex Luthor
John Rambo
Judge Dredd

KP3:
Takeda
Kung Jin
Cyber Reptile
Catwoman
Ellen Ripley
Candyman

New Era pack -
New story content
Cyrax
Sektor
Kronika
Ash

Get me on 4chan baby

 

[chud_munson]

Characters

• Jacob Cage, Johnny's cousin
• Future Jacqui Briggs (Jacqui but 6 years older)
• Chameleon, but he can only switch between the existing ninjas, and you have to choose which ninja at the beginning of the match
• Jeff Goldblum (the actor, not any of the characters he plays)

Skin packs

• Special Forces Cosplay, where each SF character gets skins that look like the default costumes of the other SF characters
• Ninja Pack 2, Dimitri Vegas versions of Scorpion, Noob Saibot, and Chameleon
• Celebrity Pack, which is a set of premium skins that turns DLC guests into the regular actors who play them in street clothes

 

[lusca_bueno]

Wait, how dare people dismiss the idea of old hot Kano in small jorts? =(

Seriously though, KP:

• Reptile;
• Ermac;
• Descendant of Apep/Kobra, a new hybrid character a la Noob/Smoke, Ferra/Torr and Taven/Shinnok;
• Harry Potter from the Harry Potter series.

Skin packs:

• MK9 female stripper bundle;
• 3 new skins for Mileena but you won't be able to play with them because she's not in the game;
• In fact all those characters from the KP are just skins because the team moved on from MK11 and are working on the Marvel game that will implode the Capcom community and A.B.I.torial.

 

[Palermo9]

KP:

1. Kung Pao, Kung Lao's mother
2. Bong Lao, Kung Lao's good-for-nothin' second nephew
3. Kung Mao, Kung Lao's cat
4. Shaquille O'Neal

Skins:

1. (thematic with Bong Lao): Charlie Kelly (Always Sunny) for Sub-Zero; Seth Rogen for Terminator; The Dude (Big Lebowski) for Johnny Cage
2. (thematic with Kung Mao): Noob-Neko for Noob Saibot (from the Halloween Kombat Card); Kintaro for Sheeva; Nightcat for Nightwolf
3. (thematic with Shaq): Charles Barkley for Sheeva; Dennis Rodman (You think you're bad? You ain't bad) for Jax; Yao Ming for Shao Kahn

 

[Arqwart]

Introducing KP3: Monstrous Mayhem!

1. Al'Sheva, the previous Kytinn queen who supposedly was killed by Shao
2. Motaro, but with his 2-legged Armageddon style
3. Kintaro
4. Nitara
5. Alien again, but spawned from crippled Kotal
6. Pyramid Head

 

[Kiss the Missile]

I really hope this shit can be contained here because the Goofy Guest predictions is the most played out meme in the mk fandom.

Can't go anywhere without some Cosmic level comedian asking for Obama and Shaggy for the 9th year in a row

 

[Nickolaidas]

Kobra
Hsu Hao
Darius
Charles Bronson
Howard the Duck
Shaggy from Scooby Doo the movie
John Cena
Britney Spears

 

[Sugarwatermixlegit]

I really hope this shit can be contained here because the Goofy Guest predictions is the most played out meme in the mk fandom.

Can't go anywhere without some Cosmic level comedian asking for Obama and Shaggy for the 9th year in a row

This lmao
Every single guest character reveal its “oh can’t wait for Barney hahahahaha!”
Hilarious. It’s even funnier than it was in 2015.

 

[Megax Rocker]

Kenshi
Shinnok
Tremor
Swamp Thing

Skin pack
-Samurai Jack skin for Kotal Khan
-DC Ares skin for Kotal Khan
-Dark Souls Sun Knight skin for Kotal Khan

 

[NaughtySenpai]

When half the posters don't know what "wrong answers only" means.

 

[Art Lean]

Going to go with "conceptually plausible" choices, ie. stuff that actually has historical relevance to the franchise, that in an ideal world hypothetically "could" be put into a game without issue (well except the guest I chose), it's just that they wouldn't, haha:

Kombat Pack - Mortal Kombat Conquest:
Siro
Taja
Vorpax
Guest: Jack Burton from Big Trouble In Little China

Skin Pack - Threshold Productions Legacy Skins:
Brown leather slave mini-dress for Sonya from MK '95
Desert loin cloth bikini for Jade from MK Annihilation
Long-haired movie Raiden
Bonus skin for those who paid for the Kombat Pack (like with MK3 Sonya)
MK Conquest Shao Kahn

That said, as much as I'd love some 90s movie under-dressed sleaze, I have however just found on the internet some fakes of these MK Annihilation skins of Kitana, Jade and Sindel in their actual battle gear and oh my god, I love them!!! Sign me up for some retro lycra nostalgia, because NRS if you make these I will literally just give you my bank account information

Is my money not good enough for you???

 

[Popegina]

1. Cassie Cage Sexy Cheerleader outfit

I dunno if that's a good idea man, have you seen her legs? xD

• Harry Potter from the Harry Potter series.

Thanks for clearing that up. I wasn't sure where he was from lol thought he was a hobbit

 

[HeavyNorse]

Art Lean.

 

[Art Lean]

Art Lean.

/thread.

 

[xenogorgeous]

I dunno if that's a good idea man, have you seen her legs? xD

believe, would be a great idea, an awesome one .... see this below ?

Nuff said !

 

[Art Lean]

believe, would be a great idea, an awesome one .... see this below ?

Nuff said !

As smutty as it may be, I have no doubt a real Cassie Cage would have pics like this floating around. She's the daughter of Hollywood royalty and martial arts expert. Don't tell me for one second she wouldn't be instagramming the fuck out of that bod and working her curves like a pro.

Whoever gave her the dirty black thick woollen gym socks and simultaneously both high-waisted and knee-length lycra shorts (hideous early 90s polyester jacket optional) in MK11 really has no understanding of how a girl like her would likely be in real life.

MKX got her perfect, MK11 literally was someone trying too hard to "respect her female image" from a self-aware male designer perspective but in actual fact treated her with no realism whatsoever to what a 21st century celebrity fitness "it girl" would actually be like.

 

[Shania Twain]

believe, would be a great idea, an awesome one .... see this below ?

Nuff said !

they would have to add holsters or modify it. where is she gonna hold her guns? and I'm supportive of these skin packs but that only if male characters have them too. I mean....fair is fair. BTW. @Art Lean that would be super awesome if they could get those Annihilation outfits in the game!

 

[Popegina]

Eh, I don't even think she needs guns. She has similar powers to her dad, why not make her more of a ninja-influenced character? Just thinking out loud

 

[xenogorgeous]

they would have to add holsters or modify it. where is she gonna hold her guns? and I'm supportive of these skin packs but that only if male characters have them too. I mean....fair is fair. BTW. @Art Lean that would be super awesome if they could get those Annihilation outfits in the game!

haha !