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Espio

Espio

Kokomo
My latest one came from a Scorpion cheeser. Spear, teleport, teleport etc. I block and punish every teleport with Rain and then I get a message, "Go fuck yourself, you probably jack off while playing this all day"

My response, "Don't be mad honey, maybe try being less transparent..."
 
aj1701

aj1701

Champion
Cossner said:
This dude HotLunch78, hilarious chap sends me this message: Lolwut.
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Lol, I didn't get ragemail ,but I played someone tonight. He was Mileena, started off with a roll, I blocked, and he quit before I could finish the combo. In that room he goes "I don't play blockers." I sent him a message and was like "what?" He claimed that he never blocks in any game, ever.

Seriously, wtf?
 
GNG Iniquity

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
Play some flowchart Mileena, beat them; spare them a fatal. Flowchart Mileena beats me, get fataled. Pick Quan Chi (aka the Scrub Killer) nothing but F12 trance 11 skydrops and B31+2 112 trance 11 skydrops. Dude pulls on me.

leonhart5464 - "I refuse to play quan chi cuz of his broken combo had u played any 1 else i wouldve stayed"

Me - "If you don't want to piss people off, maybe you shouldn't fatal them. At least have the balls to not rob them of their satisfaction. I didn't receive any mixing up high lows and low mids on some flowchart Mileena. If you want a glowing pink leg beatdown sometime, lemme know; happy to give ya one. If you don't rip out your ethernet cable in a fit of blind rage or eject the disc, that is."

Woolay, bitch.

Quan, you have your limitations against high tier characters, or anyone who can actually block. But you are my go to scrub killer. For all your faults, you still manage to make me very happy.
 
Reedoms

Reedoms

Champion
IniquityDM said:
Play some flowchart Mileena, beat them; spare them a fatal. Flowchart Mileena beats me, get fataled. Pick Quan Chi (aka the Scrub Killer) nothing but F12 trance 11 skydrops and B31+2 112 trance 11 skydrops. Dude pulls on me.

leonhart5464 - "I refuse to play quan chi cuz of his broken combo had u played any 1 else i wouldve stayed"

Me - "If you don't want to piss people off, maybe you shouldn't fatal them. At least have the balls to not rob them of their satisfaction. I didn't receive any mixing up high lows and low mids on some flowchart Mileena. If you want a glowing pink leg beatdown sometime, lemme know; happy to give ya one. If you don't rip out your ethernet cable in a fit of blind rage or eject the disc, that is."

Woolay, bitch.

Quan, you have your limitations against high tier characters, or anyone who can actually block. But you are my go to scrub killer. For all your faults, you still manage to make me very happy.
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I've had people send me death threats after using Quans rune traps. That thing is the ultimate buttmad machine.
 
GNG Iniquity

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
Reedoms said:
I've had people send me death threats after using Quans rune traps. That thing is the ultimate buttmad machine.
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I need to pick up Noob, I think between Noob's blackhole resets and Quan's rune traps I can start collecting some mighty fine hatemail!
 
Hellbringer

Hellbringer

1 2 3 drink
dannyc7 said:
Here is a weird piece of hatemail I got. It was pretty long for a PSN message, weird how he took the time to write it.

'ha ha dont let me laugh at u fightin wiv boonie set out move just fight matey ur better off dat way as u just look a fkin idiot repeating the exact same combo that every other fkn idiot who been bitchd by boon its his designer combo ur just repeating wat hes told u 2fight like r u a fkn monkey lol
u know a fkn monkey boy lol or hav u a spine lol now u punkass monkeyboy finkle fkr stand n fight ur fight ur moves or do u stay bein boons little bitchd princess lol ha ha hee haha ohh ha ha'ha hee ha fkr?'

That's the message exactly how it's wrote, I just found it hilarious. He didn't do any combos through the whole game, I believe he has a problem with people doing combo's on him lol
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Hahahahahah most funny message ever!
 
Reedoms

Reedoms

Champion
IniquityDM said:
I need to pick up Noob, I think between Noob's blackhole resets and Quan's rune traps I can start collecting some mighty fine hatemail!
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When I used to play ranked alot ive had people send me messages titled "spam" or "noob user" at the title screen before he even picked his character. People see Saibot and just go straight into tunnel vision hate mode.
 
GNG Iniquity

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
Reedoms said:
When I used to play ranked alot ive had people send me messages titled "spam" or "noob user" at the title screen before he even picked his character. People see Saibot and just go straight into tunnel vision hate mode.
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I play a very good Noob player here ever so often, his reactions with the black holes are intense. Most Saibot's I've played will just throw a up knee out if you jump at them, not him, he'll drop a black hole.

I mean, yeah the slide and tackle being 50/50s now is kind of annoying due to lag, but whatever; I don't cry about it. Better than Kano's up ball shenanigans that's for sure.
 
Reedoms

Reedoms

Champion
IniquityDM said:
I play a very good Noob player here ever so often, his reactions with the black holes are intense. Most Saibot's I've played will just throw a up knee out if you jump at them, not him, he'll drop a black hole.

I mean, yeah the slide and tackle being 50/50s now is kind of annoying due to lag, but whatever; I don't cry about it. Better than Kano's up ball shenanigans that's for sure.
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Naked blackholes at close is dangerous.

I use them in block-strings to fuck with people though. On-top blackhole and they try to rush me and then they fall into it and get punished for 30%.
 
GNG Iniquity

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
Reedoms said:
Naked blackholes at close is dangerous.

I use them in block-strings to fuck with people though. On-top blackhole and they try to rush me and then they fall into it and get punished for 30%.
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Yeah, he does that as well, I tend to fall for that pretty often.
 
Sage Leviathan

Sage Leviathan

I'm platinum mad!
Went to a friends house for the weekend and played some MK.
In just 3 days ive accumulated 40+ messages of spite, hatred, and disdain.

Goddamn i work fast.
 
trustinme

trustinme

xbl-OBS trustinme
had a great 1 yesterday when i played as kitana. "lol at ur fucking fan spamming,u prick"
this was from someone who picked noob and did nothing but throw shadows the entire match,well i use the term match in the loosest sense.
 
Goldi

Goldi

Warrior
Unfortunately I don't get much hatemail. I do get a lot of "hey, girl how you doin'?" with pictures attached.

My inbox is a real carnival of shame and desperation. It's tempting to post them.
 
LesMore

LesMore

Top 8 Injustice Frosty Faustings VII
It's funny how the two people who keep this thread going are Noob and Quan Chi players... these two charecters alone are responsible for the community having only about 500 people IN THE WHOLE WORLD playing at any given time... Noob does not need a reset and Quanchi's meter building is disgusting... people play you guys and never play again, they get rune trapped three or four times and thats that, its off to marvel or call of duty... then you guys sit here and act smug about all your hate mail... this game can still be fun when you lose, but people like Noob and Quan beat you, take a shit in your mouth and leave you with such an awfull taste in your mouth that you never want to play this game again... I dont mean to be rude but it seems like you guys get more joy off beating people until they cant stand it anymore then actually playing the game... FUCK NOOB PLAYERS AND FUCK QUAN CHEESE PLAYERS!!!
 
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