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are Kano players the real master race?

RYX

RYX

BIG PUSHER
Deyrax said:
yo check out Tim Static thread about SK being MKX last boss i swear man i never laughed so hard in my life i swear it's even better than r/funny goodness
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honestly after i saw that thread i decided that nothing would ever be funny to me again

because how can anything be funnier than that, there's no point in laughing anymore
 
Pterodactyl

Pterodactyl

Plus on block.
Deyrax said:
yo check out Tim Static thread about SK being MKX last boss i swear man i never laughed so hard in my life i swear it's even better than r/funny goodness
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It was so believable and well constructed, and the punchline was a real humdinger, a real knee-slapper, the cat's pajamas, the bee's knees.

And on the plus side It's not like a person(some handsome genius with a large penis, more than likely) who put more effort into the same joke and made it like 10-20 minutes before and was actually subtle got their thread locked in favor of it due to bias.

That would have been really shitty...
 
RYX

RYX

BIG PUSHER
Pterodactyl said:
It was so believable and well constructed, and the punchline was a real humdinger, a real knee-slapper, the cat's pajamas, the bee's knees.

And on the plus side It's not like a person who put more effort into the same joke and made it like 10-20 minutes before and was actually subtle got their thread locked in favor of it due to bias.

That would have been really shitty...
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look at the bright side by looking at this guy



clearly not a kano main
 
Cage Redfield

Cage Redfield

Fight!
you two should just shut the fuck up already, we get that you are both mad salt

god, i hope this game gets delayed duke nukem forever style for everyone involved in this thread.
 
Pterodactyl

Pterodactyl

Plus on block.
What are you on about?

We're just discussing Kano, the best Mortal Kombat character who is flawless and perfect and without fault in any way, shape, or form.

In fact, I would go gay for Kano.

Then I would immediately become straight again because there is no way I could handle of that gruff Australian manliness.
 
TotteryManx

TotteryManx

cr. HP Master
RYX said:
after doing some analysis in preparation for mkx, i've come across some interesting data from MK9 players and pre-testing MKX players. it seems that kano players are more handsome than other non-kano players, who are also reportedly less successful

here is a kano player



we would show you a picture of a non-kano player but the images have been deemed too vile for normal eyes.

Do you need more proof?



the similiarities are disturbing


It's also been noted that Kano players sport vastly more women, wealth, and live longer, with better hair. Because I am an honest man, I'll show you my data







please look over these results and respond appropriately
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I'm not as good of a mathematician as Nostradamus, but I'm pretty sure these numbers work out. Gonna play Kano now.
 
Pterodactyl

Pterodactyl

Plus on block.
RYX said:
this is what i would expect from someone who's got cassie cage as their avatar

i understand that there's a rivalry but you need to know when you're simply outclassed
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Not much of a rivalry, it's more like "I beat your mom up a couple of times and threw your dad off of a bridge once".

#JustKanoThings
 
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STB Sgt Reed

STB Sgt Reed

Online Warrior
Cage Redfield said:
what do you mean, "nice try"?

you clicked on this thread and bothered to respond, he won and you lost.

how does it feel, knowing your avatar is next to this thread's title. I imagine it's a soul shattering sense of defeat and grief.
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lol wut?

You may need to stay off the shrooms bruh!
 
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