are Kano players the real master race?

[RYX]

after doing some analysis in preparation for mkx, i've come across some interesting data from MK9 players and pre-testing MKX players. it seems that kano players are more handsome than other non-kano players, who are also reportedly less successful

here is a kano player

we would show you a picture of a non-kano player but the images have been deemed too vile for normal eyes.

Do you need more proof?

the similiarities are disturbing


It's also been noted that Kano players sport vastly more women, wealth, and live longer, with better hair. Because I am an honest man, I'll show you my data

Spoiler

please look over these results and respond appropriately

 

[RYX]

the image of success and accomplishment

 

[Pterodactyl]

Are you telling me that an everyday average Joe such as myself can become suave, physically attractive, and successful by playing Kano?

Your sciences and maths check out, I have been converted.

 

[RYX]

Are you telling me that an everyday average Joe such as myself can become suave, physically attractive, and successful by playing Kano?

Your sciences and maths check out, I have been converted.

in just 30 days or less you will physically metamorphosis into Donald Trump

 

[Pterodactyl]

How many days will it take before I turn into Kano himself?

I need to get my life back on track and becoming an infamous Australian terrorist arms dealing mercenary super-criminal with a robot heart and an eye that shoots lasers seems like the only logical way.

 

[BillStickers]

mods are asleep also limbodawg

 

[Pterodactyl]

after doing some analysis in preparation for mkx, i've come across some interesting data from MK9 players and pre-testing MKX players. it seems that kano players are more handsome than other non-kano players, who are also reportedly less successful

Will becoming a Kano player make that cheating bitch Jessica love me again?

 

[RYX]

How many days will it take before I turn into Kano himself?

I need to get my life back on track and becoming an infamous Australian terrorist arms dealing mercenary super-criminal with a robot heart and an eye that shoots lasers seems like the only logical way.

In about 2 months, you'll eventually adopt the mannerisms and behavior of the real Kano. to accelerate the process, it's best to start practicing early by punching through ribcages and extracting only your victim's hearts, as well as barbecuing and replacing a fourth of your skull with metal and cybernetics

mods are asleep also limbodawg

don't worry i'm gonna end myself tomorrow

Will becoming a Kano player make that cheating bitch Jessica love me again?

not only that, she'll collar herself to your rock-hard abs, as well as every woman in a five mile radius

 

[Pterodactyl]

Any tips on how to survive the ocean of vagina i'll surely be drowning it?

 

[RYX]

Any tips on how to survive the ocean of vagina i'll surely be drowning it?

scuba gear and knives

 

[bebedao]

To put it simply, I F****** love the f****** s*** out of this F****** thread. F***.

 

[RYX]

To put it simply, I F****** love the f****** s*** out of this F****** thread. F***.

i only seek to reveal the truth

don't bother with those scammy weight loss programs, dating services, dating hotlines -- none of those are as fast or efficient as the Kano treatment

 

[Luke Stofan]

From the Character Anti-Hype thread.

Everyone

I'm not even going to play this game

 

[RYX]

From the Character Anti-Hype thread.

wowee u sure got me lel lzlezlelelelelelelelelelelleleleleleelellell

 

[Cage Redfield]

From the Character Anti-Hype thread.

the fact that you dug through a separate thread to prove a point that op isn't actually playing the character he's talking about here means you're bad at this april fools thing

 

[Pterodactyl]

wowee u sure got me lel lzlezlelelelelelelelelelelleleleleleelellell

Looks like he...

Studied all your moves.

Spoiler

 

[Deyrax]

Omg never thought about it , haha, nice job RYX, kang face so funny lololol

 

[Luke Stofan]

the fact that you dug through a separate thread to prove a point that op isn't actually playing the character he's talking about here means you're bad at this april fools thing

It took very little effort. It was the last thing I commented on.

I never would have thought this was an April fools thread. It lacks the April fools joke form

 

[Pterodactyl]

It took very little effort. It was the last thing I commented on.

I never would have thought this was an April fools thread. It lacks the April fools joke form

There is no "april fools joke form".

 

[RYX]

It took very little effort. It was the last thing I commented on.

I never would have thought this was an April fools thread. It lacks the April fools joke form

it was a good try

but it was a bad try

Omg never thought about it , haha, nice job RYX, kang face so funny lololol

ty i'll be here until i get banned for the sixth time

 

[Pterodactyl]

ty i'll be here until i get banned for the sixth time

Don't worry, the Black Dragon lives on.

 

[Cage Redfield]

it was a good try

but it was a bad try

 

[FlareGun]

I feel like this thread is gonna get removed idk

 

[Deyrax]

it was a good try

but it was a bad try


ty i'll be here until i get banned for the sixth time

yo check out Tim Static thread about SK being MKX last boss i swear man i never laughed so hard in my life i swear it's even better than r/funny goodness

 

[RiBBz22]

after doing some analysis in preparation for mkx, i've come across some interesting data from MK9 players and pre-testing MKX players. it seems that kano players are more handsome than other non-kano players, who are also reportedly less successful

here is a kano player

we would show you a picture of a non-kano player but the images have been deemed too vile for normal eyes.

Do you need more proof?

the similiarities are disturbing


It's also been noted that Kano players sport vastly more women, wealth, and live longer, with better hair. Because I am an honest man, I'll show you my data

Spoiler

please look over these results and respond appropriately

My favorite thread in a long time. You give me hope to carry on.