LinKueiLegend
The true Grandmaster
Thank you so much! Where did you get this picture? Who's shoe is that? Lol sorry to bombard you with questions.
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Thank you so much! Where did you get this picture? Who's shoe is that? Lol sorry to bombard you with questions.
Here^
You cant just be stealing jokes from a homerun post thats only like 2 posts above yours, bro. Who are you? Carlos Mencia?You didn't hear? MKX is actually all about Rain. The end already leaked.
Shinnok: The realms are mine to command! Do you pitiful creatures have any more cheap tricks?
Rain: No, but we have DROP KICKS!
-Rain proceeds to hit Shinnok with the sickest fucking drop kick, like, he kicks this nigga's spine out of his body and shit. Shinnok pisses himself and he falls into the amulet. Rain then picks up the amulet, dribbles it like a ball, breaks Quan-Chi's ankles crossing him, and roundhouses it into a basketball net in the fourth quarter in the last 10 seconds of the game from across the court. The crowd goes wild.
Rain: Homerun!
Scorpion: That's the wrong sport, rain.
-Rain proceeds the rip out Scorpions eyes, then his balls, and then he puts his balls where his eyes were and his eyes where his balls were.
Rain: You look pretty nuts right now Scorpion.
Scorpion: Thank you Rain, you are truly the Mortal Kombat X.
Fin.
You cant just be stealing jokes from a homerun post thats only like 2 posts above yours, bro. Who are you? Carlos Mencia?
I don't know you...but you're better than that.
@[me] made it and it's Raiden's shoe from one of the streams, good eye by him/herThank you so much! Where did you get this picture? Who's shoe is that? Lol sorry to bombard you with questions.
Thank you!@[me] made it and it's Raiden's shoe from one of the streams, good eye by him/her
EDIT: i can't get it to link them
lol Yo! @Pterodactyl he wasn't ready
Has it been confirmed to be Shinnok? Truthfully, I am pretty neutral towards Rain in general as a character, but I just get this feeling that NRS wants to keep at least one character a secret. Maybe it IS Evil Liu Kang and I am just being hopeful.Story mode unlock will be Shinnok. hth.
Your posts are pure gold. <3The bonus from beating story mode should be an option that joins the toggle of release check on or off, and will be Scorpion check on or off. This way, the roster will be complete and we don't have to see that lap dog if we don't want to.
I've already made it clear how the story mode proper should also go:
The story should be as follows:
Scorpion: But we mustn't!
Quan Chi: Oh, but we must!
Scorpion: Our...our families would disown us...
Quan Chi: Is our love for one another not greater than their archaic traditions?
Scorpion:.....you're right Quan Chi. I present myself as some kind of awesome ninja from hell...but in truth, your words are more convincing to me than logic. That is why I was too stupid to listen to Raiden's obviously better proposition in the name of revenge.
Quan Chi: That's my love speaking!
Scorpion: Oh Quan Chi! Marry me!
Quan Chi: Get over here!
Scorpion and Quan Chi embrace in a steamy, passionate, loving embrace.
BANG!
A door is kicked open. A chill fills the air.
Sub Zero:.....
Scorpion: S-Sub Zero?!
Quan Chi: *gasp!* Y-you're alive!
Sub Zero: Too bad YOU....will die.
Quan Chi: EEEEEEEEEK!
Scorpion: We surrender!
Sub Zero: Quan Chi, leave and never come back.
Quan Chi: *leaves and never comes back*
Scorpion: *approaches*
Sub Zero: Oh? You dare challenge me? This isn't pre-patch Injustice; you have no power here.
Scorpion: HRAAAAAAH!
Scorpion: I surrender! Make it stop!
Sub Zero: Leave and never come back!
Scorpion: Alright alright! The debut trailer was doctored, you would have totally won!
Scorpion flees.
A thunderbolt appears.
Raiden: You did it! You saved the world! Kotal and Mileena worked out their differences after your Brave heart-like speech, and Shinnok retired!
Sub Zero: Excellent.
Raiden: Looks like you're white hot!
Sub Zero: No...
*looks at the audience*
Sub Zero: I'm Ice cold.
Mortal Kombat X, directed by Christopher Nolan.
Sounds like something Carlos Mencia would say when accused of stealing a joke.
First of all, making a fake story isn't an original fucking joke.
Unless that guy went back in time to the dawn of man and invented fake stories or some shit. Not one thing I said was the same as anything he said, unless you don't know how to read.
Second of all, you don't know me, so i'd appreciate it if you don't quote me with this type of garbage again.
Lastly, a Carlos Mencia reference? What is this, 2006?
Good day sir.
People also voted for George W Bush.Lol I don't need to improve anything, I have almost double the amount of likes than actual posts. If I weren't funny people wouldn't be throwing likes at me left and right, like all those people did with my story, and my initial reply to you.
You can do the whole "durr, those guys don't count because I don't want them too, hurr" thing, but it won't change the truth.
Stay mad and petty, though, friend. Won't hurt me.
People also voted for John F. Kennedy.People also voted for George W Bush.
Suppose its possible but I highly doubt. Hidden characters are kind of old school concept, like reptile in MK1. Dont think there will be any. Im truly hoping theres something up NRS sleeve with this game tho. Something that will take all of us by surprise.So, the characters that don't have an assist in-game might be hidden; correct?
Someone didn't read your thread, @BRUTALITY.They have said that you get one unlock for story mode... If there were more they would have said cause it would be crazy hype...
There is one character we haven't seen.. Lui Kang... So odds are it's him and that's it...