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Worst Virginity Loss Story! (WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE IS INCLUDED!!!)

HellblazerHawkman

Confused Thanagarian
I'm sure there's a line something like "Rev0lver couldn't handle Relaxedstate's balls...."
"ChrisG gently tousled Justin Wong's hair as he whispered "good games" after the EVO2011 grand finals"

This is gonna get weird until we get Off-topic posts back on the main page
 

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
"Lordofthefly wanted everyone to see the true potential of his dick"
"His Dick was already quite amazing. He'd beaten KDZ and Forever King with it before, and now it was time for other people to receive the blunt force of his Dick."
 

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
"The whole Nightwing community got into measuring their Dicks with one another. They would spend countless nights going at it, to see whose felt the best"
"Suddenly they Flipkicked on top of one another, naked. The man at the top of the pile spun his Staff as they all cried out "Damian!" "

Ok this got super weird and we should probably stop.





























OR WE COULD MAKE THIS INTO A THREAD FOR ALL OF TYM TO CONTINUE AND WE COULD WRITE A BOOK ON IT! :DOGE