The Humorous Things You've Been Accused of In Online Play

[CrimsonShadow]

Since we've already gone through the Struggling Tenderfoot's Meta-game, now I'd like to bring up the other side of it; those gems of messages you receive when all gameplans have failed, all alternate characters have met their demise, and hope/dreams have beensoundly crushed. Those perfect little nuggets of salt that will be cherished forever. When an unsuspecting opponent, fueled by the fire of oppression, reaches new levels of poetic inspiration. When you see that little hover over "Rematch" that eventually makes its way to "Quit".

Some that have been thrown my way:

• Spamming (we've probably all gotten that one, at some point)
• Blocking too much
• Only being able to win with projectiles
• Not having a life (based on ability to remember and complete combos)
• Only using broken characters (like Green Lantern and Nightwing)
• Using too many specials (this is one of my all-time favorites)
• Using 'down kick' too much (this happened last week)

And a couple of fun messages I've saved/pinned:

• "Caught your spam on vid. say hi to youtube. blocked" -venom1395
• "i expected so much more if you were that laggy. just the every day online g GL" -Akromaniac27

So, what've you been told after (or during) an online match that made you scratch your head, or break out laughing?

NOTE: If it's super NSFW, edit it a bit so that Juggs won't reach his ban quota for today -- we'll get the idea, anyway

 

[skahwt]

My personal favorite:

"Try not starting every attack with a crossover. It's sleazy not tactical."

I was so ashamed of myself.

 

[STB Shujinkydink]

There's a thread for this already crimson

http://testyourmight.com/threads/the-injustice-hate-mail-thread-foul-language.30484/page-84#post-1510864

 

[Rampage254]

Everyone who's fought venom1395 has gotten that same exact message from him.

 

[Amplified$hotz]

Joker's B1 crowbar in the corner appears to be an infinite.

 

[Kyu]

"What the fuck is flash supposed to do vs Bane? Bane is fucking stupid" ~Timeworkx today

 

[bdizzle2700]

I feel like you covered it all haha

 

[CrimsonShadow]

There's a thread for this already crimson

http://testyourmight.com/threads/the-injustice-hate-mail-thread-foul-language.30484/page-84#post-1510864

I'm more interested in specific accusations of questionable/humorous things here than just random "you suck" hatemail

 

[DevilMaySpy]

STOP USE UNBLOCKABLE HEAD DIVE U IDIOT CHEATER!

 

[RM AtK!]

"block spamming"
"spamming the same combo" ...
"using macros for kabal"

 

[CrimsonShadow]

"block spamming"
"spamming the same combo" ...
"using macros for kabal"

Macros! That's awesome.

 

[STB Shujinkydink]

I'm more interested in specific accusations of questionable/humorous things here than just random "you suck" hatemail

I think its all the same thing but...whatever you want man!

 

[InFlames]

I remember one guy saying that my moves were faster than his due to my internet

He was using bane

 

[EMPEROR PRYCE]

Playing marvel

"all u do is spam assists top players dont use assists f**"

 

[xWildx]

My personal favorite was being called a combo spammer. Perhaps they should've stopped getting hit then.

 

[VenomX-90]

I was accused of hacking by using Ermac's tele lift when someone was laying on the ground.

 

[CrimsonShadow]

I remember one guy saying that my moves were faster than his due to my internet

He was using bane

Brilliant -- that has to be an all-time classic

 

[SidTheHaze]

when i played t5dr back in the day, people said i cheated because i did combos

 

[KingShaz]

I've gotten the classics:
-Blocking too much
-Spamming(Imagine how often... my main was Noob Saibot)
-Abusing combos
-"Stop running away from me"

 

[Eldriken]

I get called s cheater a lot when using Batgirl against newbies because they get stuck in the blender.

 

[EMPRESS_SunFire]

I've been accused of spaming combos and corner. And bitches think d1~multikicks is an infinite.

 

[Spinky]

I beat a Batman player with Lobo ages ago and he called me a Mexican.

Oh, and I've been accused of being a "blockspammer" quite a few times.

 

[ChatterBox]

I legitimately got accused of using "broken characters who can't be stopped" in 2v2 mk9 tag. My buddy and I were Sheeva and Kano! Yea, I guess Kabal and Kitana have no options in that one-sided fight.

 

[TKB]

Joker's B1 crowbar in the corner appears to be an infinite.

LMAO I absolutely love trolling with this. They literally try to wake up every single time instead of just blocking low and then OH.

I had a few people tell me "you need to fight fair cheater"

 

[True Grave]

"block spamming"
"spamming the same combo" ...
"using macros for kabal"

I've been told that I was going to be reported because I was cheating. You know...dash cancels with Kabal