Remind me to never fuck with you lolThere was this kid on my wrestling team in high school named Patrick that was really annoying, I used to call him Mclovin because he looked and acted like that Mclovin off of the movie SuperBad.
Anyway I was only a freshman at the time and he was a junior so he thought he had authority over me or something and tried to tell me what to do, and I was like fuck you Mclovin and we started arguing during practice. We both got in trouble and had to stay after practice for like a half hour and do extras. After we got out the showers he was standing at his locker talking shit to me still like Christian it's all your fault you should have just listened to me blah blah blah.
His locker was open so I shoved him in his locker, closed it, and for good measures I put the lock backwards too so it would be hassle for someone to try to get him out. And I threw his wrestling shoes, head gear, and towel in the garbage and poured a tray of unfinished food on it from lunch time that included chocolate milk pizza and other stuff.
After my work was done I left school and walked home, then like two hours later I got a text from my friend Keyonte on the basketball team like "dude I found Patrick in his locker and he said you shoved him in there, that's awesome! Should I let him out?"
I never had a problem with Mclovin after that, he never looked at me or spoke to me again![]()
Sounds like a top-notch school you got there.The teacher was in the room and didnt even realize what happened.
Mines still isn't as bad as some of the others I read in here lol.Remind me to never fuck with you lol
i laughed pretty hard at yours man. Let me make you a drinkMines still isn't as bad as some of the others I read in here lol.
I know who you're talking about, he's a right Dick ain't he?This is why I find it funny when someone talks trash to someone on a stream chat, because they have no clue what people would do to them in real life lol great stories and I will put it this way, if u mess with a Terry bro, expect to deal with one of us and have the other come in like a marvel assist #YEEEAAAPPP
lmao #YEEAAPPPI know who you're talking about, he's a right Dick ain't he?#YEEEAAAPPP
"marvel assist" LMAOThis is why I find it funny when someone talks trash to someone on a stream chat, because they have no clue what people would do to them in real life lol great stories and I will put it this way, if u mess with a Terry bro, expect to deal with one of us and have the other come in like a marvel assist #YEEEAAAPPP
He could puke harder on your room thoughHere's a nasty one. So my brother had a bunch of people over when we were 18 or 19. It was for one of his friends birthdays that I couldn't stand. So he's drunk as hell and talking shit but he's my brothers buddy so i don't start anything lol. Then he decides to walk upstairs and puke in my room. It was either fight him, or do something messed up. My solution? I piss in his beer bottle, filled that bitch up and put it in the freezer. bring it out like an hour later. he's drunk to the point that when I hand it to him he goes " This is the best beer i've ever tasted!" To this day he still has no idea.
That was a good day.
OH sure, making someone drink cooled piss is like no big deal.Here's a nasty one. So my brother had a bunch of people over when we were 18 or 19. It was for one of his friends birthdays that I couldn't stand. So he's drunk as hell and talking shit but he's my brothers buddy so i don't start anything lol. Then he decides to walk upstairs and puke in my room. It was either fight him, or do something messed up. My solution? I piss in his beer bottle, filled that bitch up and put it in the freezer. bring it out like an hour later. he's drunk to the point that when I hand it to him he goes " This is the best beer i've ever tasted!" To this day he still has no idea.
That was a good day.
Dude i have literally never heard of anyone dislocating someones legs in a fight or out of hatred or anything ever. I don't see how you don't realise how fucked up it sounds forcing someones legs to be put out of place, it sounds pretty bloody horrific. I mean most people would you know punch him in the head or something but dislocating his legs sounds like some mafia type shit. As you explained it might not hurt as much as it sounds or even be that bad, but just picturing your leg coming out of its socket seems sadisticOH sure, making someone drink cooled piss is like no big deal.
But my story was shocking? Seriously? :|