Funniest "hatemail" received

[Alice]

Abnormal Llama sent me a few messages lately.
We played and beat her Sonya so hard he rage quit. After he wrote thet "Csz is 0 so I should get good".
Okay, invited to game, played again, "no csz" he says. Okay, he quit. Play it again! I'm with Cyrax. Beat him badly. "I'm a scrub."
Beat him with Cyrax again pulling of a 70% "I'm a button smasher".
Lold at this guy, and he is here on tym, really deserves some good old trolling.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

Beat him with Cyrax again pulling of a 70% "I'm a button smasher".
Lold at this guy, and he is here on tym, really deserves some good old trolling.

When your bread and butter does upwards of 60%, you dont need resets =P

 

[Alice]

When your bread and butter does upwards of 60%, you dont need resets =P

For the sheer joy of hear someone rage over Live is priceless. Cyrax=Trolling

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

Jesus Christ, these forums are fucking drama. Who cares if the guy skips out on meaningless online? I mean, I get that it's a bit hypocritical that he proclaims of how proud he is of his top 50 ranking and then proceeds to call online worthless; but still - why is it worth everyone's time?

Let's leave this thread for what it's meant for, stupid hatemail to laugh over. Okay?

This.
Online really isn't worth such arguments. No.

It wasn't exactly hate mail, but I wish I could remember the creative slew of profanity I shouted at the TV when our match died before Quan could even step out of his portal.

Sometimes, my devotion to this game makes me question my sanity.

Then I eat a sloppy joe smothered in mozzarella, and I feel better.

For the sheer joy of hear someone rage over Live is priceless. Cyrax=Trolling

Agreed.
There are few things more satisfying than avenging a teabagging with a few well-placed resets.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

For the sheer joy of hear someone rage over Live is priceless. Cyrax=Trolling

I cant argue with that logic lol
And plus i myself play as Noob...= self-explanatory

 

[Gesture Required Ahead]

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Temjiin]

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

Zer0, dash him more.

 

[Gesture Required Ahead]

Zer0, dash him more.

I was actually random selecting and I was pulling off 40+% combos with Ermac and he was saying "How could you keep me in the air like that?!?!?!" I was just LMAO.

 

[GNG Iniquity]

Sometimes, my devotion to this game makes me question my sanity.

Yeah, I can share that sentiment; online is driving me crazy lately. It's so difficult to find a good median lately, either it's an extremely laggy game where stupid shit that should be punishable isn't, or it's a lagless smooth game with a player who I'm presuming has actually been fortunate to have an offline sparring partner and can consistently do shit such as AA me and blow me up - which by no means is a bad thing but it'd be nice if I had a foundation that I could actually setup offline and then use that online as opposed to vice versa. I just have no patience for actually getting better online, basic MU knowledge is very useful, but everything else...it's so inconsistent and just frustrates me.

That's what's getting me lately, I feel like if I had healthy offline comp that I could get myself past the point I'm at right now and motivate myself, but I just can't motivate myself to get myself to that point on online alone. I've kind of accepted it at this point that I'm always going to be beneath better players due to it.

For the sheer joy of hear someone rage over Live is priceless. Cyrax=Trolling

Why not just play Crunchy? Far less execution heavy and nobody knows how to actually fuzzy guard against him. His win pose is actually better than Cage and Kitana's too. If you really want to make someone salty, there's nothing worse than a hot pink Crunchy beating you to death with your own leg.

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

Yeah, I can share that sentiment; online is driving me crazy lately. It's so difficult to find a good median lately, either it's an extremely laggy game where stupid shit that should be punishable isn't, or it's a lagless smooth game with a player who I'm presuming has actually been fortunate to have an offline sparring partner and can consistently do shit such as AA me and blow me up - which by no means is a bad thing but it'd be nice if I had a foundation that I could actually setup offline and then use that online as opposed to vice versa. I just have no patience for actually getting better online, basic MU knowledge is very useful, but everything else...it's so inconsistent and just frustrates me.

That's what's getting me lately, I feel like if I had healthy offline comp that I could get myself past the point I'm at right now and motivate myself, but I just can't motivate myself to get myself to that point on online alone. I've kind of accepted it at this point that I'm always going to be beneath better players due to it.

Couldn't have said it better myself, sir.

We gon' keep trying, though. In too deep to give up...-_-.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

UnarmingSummerO:

-you suk bro you are trash shadow is the only you can do

-TRASH SHADOW SHADOW FUKING TRASH NOOBY JAAAAA MY MAINS IS JAX KABAL ZUB JOHNNY BUT Y USE NOOB BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE NOOB AND I DONT LIKET THE FUKING SHADO YOU ARE TRASH CAKE NOOBY JAAAAAAAAAA

-TRASH YOU ARE BLOCK FUKING TRASH YOU ARE NOTHING


Ep1cRaccoon:

-Wow Get some skill

Me: Why i beat you?

-Nope your still noobish
*rematch*

-I fail but u & ur kombos that dont let people get up is all im mad at


Sm00ve Fia5c0: Spammer



eNARV:

-nice spam play right please

Me: If by spam you mean kicked your ass, then yeah.

-why talk shit when u cant even beat my quan lmfao

Me: I wasnt using my main, and you lost the rest.

-haha nice lie..mileena is so ur main...face me again with ur main then and stop declining and show some respect fool

Me: Read my bio, stupid. And why waste my time?

-i cant see ur bio ...and stop denying that u cant beat me and probably the only way u win is by spam, ur lucky i didnt have someone who teleports hahaha

Me: Your lucky that your Kabal and your connection both suck.

-nope thats ur connection idiot and my kabal can beat any of ur characters dumbass i barely even fought u with my kabal lmfao ur just showing me ur stupidy within every message lol

Me: Then shut the fuck up. (BTW, he ragequit @ Noob vs Kabal)


KuShKIDD25: *generic voice msg of how im a huge [ban incoming]*


RAD XxX FLyEr:

-haahahaha spamming bitch. ur garbage w noob and at this game

Me: Why you lost, right?

-my noob fucking destroyed urs hahah it was ur cheap asskung lao


GOON CITY 90 (Johnny Cage player):

-spammer. if u wouldve won u would not had said yes to a rematch coward. lmao ggs tho try that noob fullscreen spamming shit on someone else.

fibonacci37: spam much noob
(He quit about 10 seconds into the match lol Noob vs Smoke)


Kitteh Face:

-uMad bro?

Me: Not really. Noobs my main, and i can see that youve no idea how to play.

-i barely tried with noob raiden is my main u suck CRY ME A RIVER AND ROW ME A BOAT

Me: Your salt makes me a proud captain of said boat

Zhougan (player on both Ranked and Player Top 100):

-reported

Me: Aww, did you give them my plate # too?

-dont care what u said - didnt read\listen -blocked-

(He ragequit in our 3rd match, i won the first 2)

 

[Alice]

RAD XxX FLyEr:

-haahahaha spamming bitch. ur garbage w noob and at this game

Me: Why you lost, right?

-my noob fucking destroyed urs hahah it was ur cheap asskung lao

I just love that some of those ppl can't get their facts straight. Yeah, he kicked your ass so hard, admit it, and this is why he sent you a hatemail. XD

 

[Alice]

Why not just play Crunchy? Far less execution heavy and nobody knows how to actually fuzzy guard against him. His win pose is actually better than Cage and Kitana's too. If you really want to make someone salty, there's nothing worse than a hot pink Crunchy beating you to death with your own leg.

I just don't like him. That is all. And a kid gave me a pretty bad example of him with beating me and did that beating with the leg fatality and thru the mic he gave out some sounds that...well it sounded like that he just came. I felt so dirty that I took a shower and didn't played MK for two days at least. Still have a gross feeling when I play a Quan Chi.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

I just don't like him. That is all. And a kid gave me a pretty bad example of him with beating me and did that beating with the leg fatality and thru the mic he gave out some sounds that...well it sounded like that he just came. I felt so dirty that I took a shower and didn't played MK for two days at least. Still have a gross feeling when I play a Quan Chi.

Thats...terrible Quan Chi is fun to play as too!
Plus, unlike any other character in the game, he has guaranteed damage and, in many cases, guaranteed wins

 

[Alice]

Thats...terrible Quan Chi is fun to play as too!
Plus, unlike any other character in the game, he has guaranteed damage and, in many cases, guaranteed wins

I know that he is not bad at all. I really hate his drop in mixups with that "i dont know where he gona hit me next time" gameplay.
Seriously I fail against Woolays so I go agressive and beat the shit out of them before they can make a move...yeah, I hate him just like I hate Kano from the cast - 140% rushdown mode on always.

Am I wrong about that I don't really play any other than Csz and Cyrax/Cyblax from the cast or should I? You really got me question myself now.

 

[PoliceBrutality]

I just don't like him. That is all. And a kid gave me a pretty bad example of him with beating me and did that beating with the leg fatality and thru the mic he gave out some sounds that...well it sounded like that he just came. I felt so dirty that I took a shower and didn't played MK for two days at least. Still have a gross feeling when I play a Quan Chi.

LMBO!!! Good thing I wasn't drinking anything while reading this. Thanks man you made my day

 

[Sage Leviathan]

I know that he is not bad at all. I really hate his drop in mixups with that "i dont know where he gona hit me next time" gameplay.
Seriously I fail against Woolays so I go agressive and beat the shit out of them before they can make a move...yeah, I hate him just like I hate Kano from the cast - 140% rushdown mode on always.

Am I wrong about that I don't really play any other than Csz and Cyrax/Cyblax from the cast or should I? You really got me question myself now.

Ive mained Noob since release, but I use a plethora of characters.
Ermac, Scorpion, Mileena, Subbzy, Smoke, and most recently Kung Lao.

 

[ChuckFiasco]

Some guys from Italy told me to "suck their dick" the other day...

 

[NYCj360]

I know that he is not bad at all. I really hate his drop in mixups with that "i dont know where he gona hit me next time" gameplay.
Seriously I fail against Woolays so I go agressive and beat the shit out of them before they can make a move...yeah, I hate him just like I hate Kano from the cast - 140% rushdown mode on always.

Am I wrong about that I don't really play any other than Csz and Cyrax/Cyblax from the cast or should I? You really got me question myself now.

Don't feel bad cyblax csz love you too


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[piemaster]

me: gg

him: not really

 

[Eh SnOwY]

*guy pulls after good match*

me:" Sup?"

him: "You troll and spam, blocked."

"im in MMA i would kick ur ass in real life"

 

[Reedoms]

"im in MMA i would kick ur ass in real life"

You'd think there weren't so many people in MMA but about 1 in 4 guys i get ragemail from say they are in it and will beat my ass if I "do that shit again."

 

[Temjiin]

Thanks to Durpity Durp for the ragemail after his 50 blocked blade charges were greeted with an elbow dash. Keep quitting buddy!

 

[dannyc7]

Here is a weird piece of hatemail I got. It was pretty long for a PSN message, weird how he took the time to write it.

'ha ha dont let me laugh at u fightin wiv boonie set out move just fight matey ur better off dat way as u just look a fkin idiot repeating the exact same combo that every other fkn idiot who been bitchd by boon its his designer combo ur just repeating wat hes told u 2fight like r u a fkn monkey lol
u know a fkn monkey boy lol or hav u a spine lol now u punkass monkeyboy finkle fkr stand n fight ur fight ur moves or do u stay bein boons little bitchd princess lol ha ha hee haha ohh ha ha'ha hee ha fkr?'

That's the message exactly how it's wrote, I just found it hilarious. He didn't do any combos through the whole game, I believe he has a problem with people doing combo's on him lol

 

[Cossner]

This dude HotLunch78, hilarious chap sends me this message:

hahahahaha bitches block, what a pussy ^-^

you SUCK, you just can't win without blocking, it actually takes SKILL to win without blocking, soooooo yeah dumbass, bitches block, true skilled fighters don't ^-^

see bitches block, you SUCK dick hahahaha bitch ass can't win without blocking hahahaha go back 2 practice mode lil girl

hahahahaha poor lil girl, whatever your just upset cause you know it's true, you can't win without blocking, winnign without blocking does take skill fucking chump ^-^

Lolwut.