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Funniest "hatemail" received

piemaster

mortal hater
Im not sure what it is about losing a match in mortal kombat that makes people absolutely each other but its funny to read all the things everyone has to say.

my favorite

"1. smoke is for noobs 2. ermac is for [ban incoming] 3. go suck a dick you fucking [ban incoming]"
 

Zyns

Grodd for Injustice 3
"I'm only 12 but I would kick your ass in real life and the game you pick mitten queer"
 

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
PSN seems so mature in retrospect, it saddens me greatly. This makes me almost want to fix my 360, re-buy the game, an actual functioning pad/stick, and let the hatemail come flooding in!
 

Zyns

Grodd for Injustice 3
Yeah haha. I quietly deleted him because he kept joining my party and raging. And this was his reply >.<
 

Shady

Kombatant
Yeah haha. I quietly deleted him because he kept joining my party and raging. And this was his reply >.<
As much as people will ride the kids nuts for being a "protege", shit like that just won't fly. I just lost all respect for him after what teef said happened and now this.... He can have all the skill in the world, and I don't think age is an issue for a mature game, maturity is. Especially when you want to be part of the community.
 

PhAzE213

Brotherhood of Shadows
1st. "all you do is combos, learn how to play" LOL
2nd. "go kiss your overweight boyfriend" LOLOLOLOL.....ahhh rage quiters
 

Shady

Kombatant
Where do I start... This Cage user: "WIth your record, expected you to be better, trying to run away all game." After me telling him that that's how you play cage, you zone him "Yeah, if you have no skill, Kabal's got combos, if you were really good you'd get in there and do them all the time." Yeah, rush down cage, I'll get right on that one.

Kung Lao User: "i bet alot of people rage quit u cuz ur a cheesy zone sindle douche bag afterbirth cervicle slop aborted asshole baby"

Another Kung Lao usser (I'm stil Sindel): "whatever ur making the game boring 4 urself"

A sub that lost to Sindel trying to do nothing but ice clones and I zoned him: "how bout a fair match" I assume fair is when I jump into iceclones

There was another joker with Sindel when I was Kabal: "Why don't you play like a man, why run?" I found it funny because I was zoning with Kabal and he was SIndel and he just kept trying to jump in like a genius he is. Faced him a few days later and he messaged me after a ragequit "you cheater and your turbo controller, I know for a fact Kabal's fireballs don't come out that fast".

Oh the wonderful world of MK.
 

Phantom

Kitana Prime aka MK's Rated R Superstar
I get alot, some good, some unoriginal. Some classic, like my personal favorite:

"Fuck you, Kitana and that BROKEN FAN INFINITE"

LOL
 

Shady

Kombatant
One guy just sent me "B3,1,2 B3,1,2....." until he ran out of message space back when I was doing my 100 games with Liu Kang. I couldn't think of anything else but "good combo ain't it?"
 

PhAzE213

Brotherhood of Shadows
I get alot, some good, some unoriginal. Some classic, like my personal favorite:

"Fuck you, Kitana and that BROKEN FAN INFINITE"

LOL
lol ive gotten that one too.
my most recent is "stop throwing shadows scrub"...ok....sooo...... dont use his specials? tell that to kung lao
 

piemaster

mortal hater
i was talking about that the other day, i think the people who have ps3s are generally more mature. all little kids, hoosiers, bro dudes have an xbox so more shit talking will happen with them.
 

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
i was talking about that the other day, i think the people who have ps3s are generally more mature. all little kids, hoosiers, bro dudes have an xbox so more shit talking will happen with them.
It sucks, man. It really sucks! I mean, I don't get the recorded death threats, or hate mail!
 

Ninja

Banned
i was talking about that the other day, i think the people who have ps3s are generally more mature. all little kids, hoosiers, bro dudes have an xbox so more shit talking will happen with them.
Maturity is subjective. At least in the context in which you are presenting it in. I disagree, I find that XBOX Live players are more competitive; which will in-turn create more tense emotions leading to players letting loose their steam through hate-mail/messages.
 
I once beat this dude and just for the heck of it I performed the Living Forest stage fatality (gotta mix things up, even how you end your matches.) I received a message which read as follows: "I know this game is only three months old and you still have a hard on for fatalities but gg and I hope you get cancer." I replied: "The tree wants me to tell you that salty tears make his meal go down easier."
 

Shady

Kombatant
I'm going to keep coming back to this thread for laughs, but also because over last 4 months I've accumulated soo much hate mail it takes me a while to remember it all. I remember this one guy told me....

"Nothing but skulls with Shang Tsung... You suck. If you let me get up close I'd show you how to play this game pussy..." after which he sent me a friend request.... Oh the funny.
 

Shady

Kombatant
i was talking about that the other day, i think the people who have ps3s are generally more mature. all little kids, hoosiers, bro dudes have an xbox so more shit talking will happen with them.
Or, you know, XBL has a more robust communications system. I mean, in general, I find more people have mics and more people frequently send out messages because it's a lot easier to access recently played or friend's list. Has nothing to do with general maturity level.
 

Theme

Kombatant
I'm going to keep coming back to this thread for laughs, but also because over last 4 months I've accumulated soo much hate mail it takes me a while to remember it all. I remember this one guy told me....

"Nothing but skulls with Shang Tsung... You suck. If you let me get up close I'd show you how to play this game pussy..." after which he sent me a friend request.... Oh the funny.
Dont you know thats how you play Shang Tsung? You have to LET him hit you and then stop using fireballs. Thats the correct way.
 

King

Sig Maker
Speaking of Shang Tsung, I remember a while ago that I was playing Shang against a Sonya player. I COMPLETELY zone the guy out and he quits and sends this message:

"ur a fuckin cheater. all you do is spam those skulls that glue me to the ground. if i move an inch i die. grow a dick you pussy."

I send him a "GGs. Good Sonya. :) "

He sends back:

"ur a c*nt"

Good times...