FML: The game.

[Rickyraws]

Some of you may be familiar with the site. If not, fear not; there's no need to go there. Vote on these scenarios of people around the nation. I'll start with my votes:

1.A 7.B
2.B 8.A
3.A 9.B
4.B 10.A
5.B 11.A
6.A

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1.Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

2.Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

3.Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

4.Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

5.Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

6.Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

7.Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

8.Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

9.Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

10.Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her.She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
[A]I agree, your life sucks
(B)You deserved it.

11.Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
[A]I agree your life sucks
(B)You deserved it

 

[Youphemism]

Some of the things on that site are hilarious, but here's my answers to these:

1. A
2. A
3. B
4. B
5. B
6. Depends if he is actually the rapist, he didn't say he wasn't them...
7. A
8. A
9. Too busy laughing at the wit to answer....k I'm done, A
10. LOL A
Side note: "She looked nice" ew
11. A

 

[Qwark28]

Let me post my favorite ones.

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

 

[Rickyraws]

Some of the things on that site are hilarious, but here's my answers to these:

1. A
2. A
3. B
4. B
5. B
6. Depends if he is actually the rapist, he didn't say he wasn't them...
7. A
8. A
9. Too busy laughing at the wit to answer....k I'm done, A
10. LOL A
Side note: "She looked nice" ew
11. A

The wit is actually what made be vote B. Sure, if it was my son I'd kill him, but if my little nephew said that to me, I'd take him to Ice cream.

 

[Spinky]

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

 

[Yoaks]

1. A
2. A
3. A
4. B
5. B
6. A
7. A
8. A
9. B
10. B
11. A

 

[IMakeItL00kC00L]

1.A
2.A
3.A
4.A
5.B
6.A
7.B
8.A
9.B
10.B
11.A

 

[Rickyraws]

10. B

10.B

Explain.

 

[Yoaks]

Explain.

Whoever fucked up the car got the wrong one. Cause the guy explaining the whole thing is Tyler.

 

[Rickyraws]

Whoever fucked up the car got the wrong one. Cause the guy explaining the whole thing is Tyler.

10 is the Girl Scout cookies.
And how is the car being wrongfully targeted Tyler's fault?

 

[IMakeItL00kC00L]

Explain.

That dude should have checked the boxes before he made the purchase to make sure that he actually is buying cookies instead of getting scammed like a fool

 

[Yoaks]

10 is the Girl Scout cookies.
And how is the car being wrongfully targeted Tyler's fault?

Oops. Number 10. I have as B. because whoever bought them didn't check to see if there was actually cookies in there.
With Number 11. I have A. because the wrong car got scratched up.

 

[Rickyraws]

That dude should have checked the boxes before he made the purchase to make sure that he actually is buying cookies instead of getting scammed like a fool

Dude....they're Girl Scout cookies. In his shoes, you think you'd be able to concentrate?

 

[IMakeItL00kC00L]

Dude....they're Girl Scout cookies. In his shoes, you think you'd be able to concentrate?

Uh...yes

 

[Youphemism]

Dude....they're Girl Scout cookies. In his shoes, you think you'd be able to concentrate?

"Girl Scout...you think you'd be able to concentrate?"
"She looked nice"
"10. A"

Dude, is there something you want to tell us?

 

[Rickyraws]

Uh...yes

Then you've obviously never had a Girl Scout cookie

"Girl Scout...you think you'd be able to concentrate?"
"She looked nice"
"10. A"

Dude, is there something you want to tell us?

 

[Youphemism]

Then you've obviously never had a Girl Scout cookie

That's almost exactly how you looked at them.....ISN'T IT YOU MONSTER!?

 

[HellblazerHawkman]