Youphemism
Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
Since Rickyraws is done with them or is preparing round two of his disgustingly tantalising riddles, here are a few of my own takes on such abominations upon the English language but this time with Mortal Kombat 9.
1. Injustice DLC not Mars'
Make the "n"s in their name into "r"s
Put an "n" at the end
Make middle "a" "e" then
To find my race won't be so hard
Who am I?
2. Blinding the guards was a help
To save my friend who'd been skelped
That man I will thank
Once the rest of my rank
Get back, god he sounds like a whelp...
Who am I?
3. I'm kind of Edenian, see,
And I'm kind of dead, and will be
For the rest of my life,
At least he has his wife,
And from them maybe I'll be free.
Who am I?
4. I've made almost everyone cry.
With tight execution, you die.
My gameplan's quite easy-
Pressure/zoning, see? Me!
I'm cancelling your win, goodbye.
Who am I?
5. Magic is not in my name
Nor really a part of my game.
Else it lies in my blood,
Now like a flash flood
I shall go forth and make it rain.
Who am I?
6. My juggles do average dammy
Which is ok for my character, see:
I just hide back and think
What if my twin was pink?
As I combo you into dysentry.
Who am I?
Get going frauds.
1. Injustice DLC not Mars'
Make the "n"s in their name into "r"s
Put an "n" at the end
Make middle "a" "e" then
To find my race won't be so hard
Who am I?
2. Blinding the guards was a help
To save my friend who'd been skelped
That man I will thank
Once the rest of my rank
Get back, god he sounds like a whelp...
Who am I?
3. I'm kind of Edenian, see,
And I'm kind of dead, and will be
For the rest of my life,
At least he has his wife,
And from them maybe I'll be free.
Who am I?
4. I've made almost everyone cry.
With tight execution, you die.
My gameplan's quite easy-
Pressure/zoning, see? Me!
I'm cancelling your win, goodbye.
Who am I?
5. Magic is not in my name
Nor really a part of my game.
Else it lies in my blood,
Now like a flash flood
I shall go forth and make it rain.
Who am I?
6. My juggles do average dammy
Which is ok for my character, see:
I just hide back and think
What if my twin was pink?
As I combo you into dysentry.
Who am I?
Get going frauds.
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