Insuperable
My mom tells me I'm pretty
YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY
AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN
GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY
SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY.
WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID "PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST
YOUR SEAT" AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT
I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW
DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY'S ADVICE, ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE
WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT... THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS
AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED... UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY... WHEN I AWAKE FROM
MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A
QUICK PAUSE... WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE
WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG... I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING
I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID "GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS".
I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING... AND
THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN... WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS
IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN
THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD... SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA
END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND
ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER... DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY
MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS "HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED". I LOOKED AT DEM AND
I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.
Watching after it until Monday
