Tournament clash quotes for top 8/16

[EMPEROR_THEO]

KDZ: When will you ever not drop a dive punch setup?

Theo: The day you decide to zone Bane with Superman.

 

[juicepouch]

This is the best thread idea I've seen in days. Props to @Perfect Legend. I just wish I was clever enough to think up a funny one of these...

 

[Yoaks]

Tom Brady: You won't win Rico!
Rico Suave: You know I'm handicapped right?

 

[VenomX-90]

Just don't underestimate the casuals.

 

[The Highlander]

Kdz -ares isn't low tier!

Mr aquaman- Actually he is...

Or
Goomba- you fight like a man!

Filipino man- you didn't win my sister!

Then out of nowhere a foxy grandpa - don't lecture me imposters!
Hiyyaaa!

 

[THTB]

REO: I break the rules of the game.
P2W: No shit, Mr. Variable Blockstun!

 

[GGA Saucy Jack]

PL: this Jim chant is so unnecessary
Jim: why you can't you just be rational about this

Slayer: (Bong Rip)
PPJ: (Lex Luthor Dance)

Qwark: IM HERE TO WIN EVO YOU AMERICAN SCRUBS
16 BIT: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

 

[TheDerkus]

I'd wanna see a Qwark v PantyChrist clash quote in EVO Grand Finals

Don't care what they'd say, I'm just happy if they're both in Grand Finals

 

[juicepouch]

Pig: Maybe you DO need to prove you're the best- *gets cut off*

Tom *pulls out crowbar*: I don't LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Youphemism]

AK Harold: "I'm going to show you why I'm the best Flash"
:16Bit: "JIM JIM JIM JIM JIMJIM JIM JIMJIM JAAAAAAAAMES"

 

[ColdBoreMK23]

Rico "You know nothing of strength!"
TTG "do you even squat bro?"

DJT "I'm gonna clip your wings"
Trepound "Dude, where's my car?"

 

[Everlast]

Forever King- *Flex pose*
Rico Suave- *Flex pose*

 

[Riyo]

Riyo: "I am the true king of Atlantis!"
Someone: "Didn't you lose to Krayzie's CW?"
Riyo: "Well least I got top 8 in KI."

 

[juicepouch]

Forever King- *Flex pose*
Rico Suave- *Flex pose*

This is my favorite

 

[EMPEROR PRYCE]

Forever King: Me and Batman lift the same amount, how you expect to win?
Rico: Me and Black Adam lift the same amount... and your point is?

*TTG on commentary*

TTG: These kids dont even know how to lift... my children are so funny!!

 

[Vulcan Hades]

SonicFox: "I have some broken Joker tech that I kept secret just for you!"
Opponent: *gets interrupted*
Paulo: "Actually, that's already hotfixed."
SonicFox: "How do you even know which tech I'm talking about?"
Paulo: "You showed it to everyone earlier."
HRAAAAAAAH!!!
HRAAAAAAAH!!!

 

[BlastX21]

7L: "You're insane."
KDZ: "I'm not the one playing Green Arrow."

 

[STRYKIE]

*NRS developer tourney*

Paulo: "My meter is worth the price of divekicks"

Boon: "What's meter?"

 

[Eric The Scruffy]

KDZ: This looks like a job for Superman!
Theo: I guess you'll have to do.

P2W: Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Rico Suave: Good, then you'll know a good one.

7L: Let's settle this!
ChrisG: Huh...sure...whatever.

 

[coolwhip]

This is my favorite PL spam thread. It's a pretty awesome idea.

 

[rev0lver]

Grr: Hi excuse me, sorry if this hurts you, I think you're doing pretty good
Nubcakes: It's okay man

 

[coolwhip]

Wound Cowboy: "I will beat you in any game that I play."
Tom Brady: "I don't like talking trash...you fucking dick."

Perfect Legend: "You're sweating."
Dizzy: "You're white."

 

[7L]

Arrow players: incoming 80% reset
Opponent: you need it.

 

[Braindead]

Ok seriously how did we forget this?!!

@AK Pig Of The Hut : "Hi Bill."
@Tom Brady : "JESUS CHRIST I DON'T LIKE YOU!!"

 

[Eric The Scruffy]

Rico's pics just for you

...Well...I think there's only one thing Rico has left to Rebello at this point.