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My name is SquirtMcGirt, and I'm an addict

SquirtMcGirt

SquirtMcGirt

Purple balls covering the screen
I started abusing interactables about 10 months ago, and its gotten out of control. I'll never forget the fist first time I pressed R1 and got 20%. I was hooked. next thing I know I'm in some seedy alley in gotham with batman behind a dumpster getting a consistent 80% plus. There is shame. I can't even finish combos anymore without mashing R1.

I will lead all those afflicted with prayer

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot throw,
The strenth to throw the things I cam,
and the wisdom to know rhe difference.
Amen
 
Hades

Hades

Apprentice
I too used to be an interactables abuser before I sought help a little over a month ago. I used to press rb and enjoy myself until one day everything spiralled out of control and my habits caused a stretchy green Martian to shit on me from the sky causing me to question my addiction. This was when I decided to seek help and called 0800 acrobatic character. This path has given me self control and has stopped me going going into fits of rage throwing tv's and giant signs all over the place and now I just get angry at interactables and hate on Those interactable addicts who destroy me with otg or tracking interactables. Trust me it works
 
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macro

Eezeepeezee
Hades said:
I too used to be an interactables abuser before I sought help a little over a month ago. I used to press rb and enjoy myself until one day everything spiralled out of control and my habits caused a stretchy green Martian to shit on me from the sky causing me to question my addiction. This was when I decided to seek help and called 0800 acrobatic character. This path has given me self control and has stopped me going going into fits of rage throwing tv's and giant signs all over the place and now I just get angry at interactables and hate on Those interactable addicts who destroy me with otg or tracking interactables. Trust me it works
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xQUANTUMx

xQUANTUMx

Twitter: @xxQUANTUM
Do I need to invite @AK Pig Of The Hut out for a beer but really take him to the basement floor of the hall of justice where this is obviously being held at and tell him,"you don't have to say anything, just listen , give it a shot" ?

:D
 
SquirtMcGirt

SquirtMcGirt

Purple balls covering the screen
I'm telling you guys its bad. I have started throwing things at my cat. Maining Zod has only made it worse. My wraith (Patrick Swayze) has only made things worse. Holding people down while I throw thing around. He is a texbook enabler . There is so much shame.(Throws controller at cat)
 
xInfra Deadx

xInfra Deadx

Gimmick stolen by Jordan Peele
SquirtMcGirt said:
I'm telling you guys its bad. I have started throwing things at my cat. Maining Zod has only made it worse. My wraith (Patrick Swayze) has only made things worse. Holding people down while I throw thing around. He is a texbook enabler . There is so much shame.(Throws controller at cat)
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I'll have what you're having ;)
 
Frantastic23

Frantastic23

Best 3rd Strike Player on TYM.
SquirtMcGirt said:
I started abusing interactables about 10 months ago, and its gotten out of control. I'll never forget the fist first time I pressed R1 and got 20%. I was hooked. next thing I know I'm in some seedy alley in gotham with batman behind a dumpster getting a consistent 80% plus. There is shame. I can't even finish combos anymore without mashing R1.

I will lead all those afflicted with prayer

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot throw,
The strenth to throw the things I cam,
and the wisdom to know rhe difference.
Amen
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HI SQUIRT!
 
Nonameformedude

Nonameformedude

That Yung Big Body
I started getting into interactables when I was young, maybe a month or two into the game. Grundys MB walking corpse gave me all the time in the world to get easy 30% unclashable deeps with a chance for a set up on some maps. Then I met this guy bane, and he took me deep into the interactable world. I was hooked instantly. He show me how you could prepare an interactable so I could get at least 50% on every map, he showed me the strong stuff that led to 70's and 80's, he even showed me this crazy specific one that did 100%. Then I learned you need more than just interactables. You need bane footsies and d2xxcommand grab..I was soo young, and so stupid
 
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