Well, before I begin, people need not judge me. I am a man of integrity, manners, and social class. With that said, I am easily charmed and if I have been drinking and $$$ enters the equation, well....I'm just a little ho.
So it was Evo' 2012, I had been eliminated by Mustard in my pools final in MK. I meet up with some friends to go out and party and end up at the Bellagio at some club. I'm looking swag as FUCK in a three piece suit (silver pin stripes with a hint of baby blue), and underneath my sports jacket was a really tight V-neck that looked hot. I digress. I get a message on Grindr (for those of you who don't know, its a gay social app that shows how close users are to you proximity wise) from a dude in a suit saying "hot". I was intrigued and said "thanks...wud up". He responded with, "Can I suck your dick for $100".
I scoffed and replied, "LMAO...$100=pennies to me...yawn". Two minutes later, "Okay...$500". I then replied, "Okay...prove it...I'm in (insert whatever bar/club I was in at the Bellagio)" and he replied with, "Yeah, I know, I see you". Now keep in mind, my profile pic on Grindr is a full on face pic so I was like oh shit. Sure enough, a somewhat handsome man in a suit walks right up to me and says, "Pennies huh?".
I was so taken a back...I didn't know what to do. He ordered me a top shelve vodka drink and invited me back to his room. I allow him to go down on me and he slipped four $100 dollar bills in my pocket and a handful of 20's. At this point I'm so "high" off of the Vegas atmosphere and pocketing cash off of my looks, I just started taking off my clothes and started dancing. LOL...it sounds so dumb but yeah...I just let go. He then starts asking me all of these questions like "so, what do you do?", "why are you in Vegas?" etc., etc., I respond with, "Oh, I'm just a bored trust fund baby that came for a video game tourney". He says, "You wanna party with the big boys?", I say, "Sir, they can't keep up with me!".
He proceeds to take me to some penthouse suite that is composed of strippers (guys and girls) all dancing on boxes, loud music, drugs galore, and cigar smoking men in suits. He introduces me to some of the people there and the rest is history. I ended up doing things I never IMAGINED and basically stole the show. I made some new friends and I pocketed over $3000 dollars. He still texts every summer asking if I'm in Vegas and him and his friends "want to hang out". Lol.
I got to my room at the Imperial Palace around 8 am and made a facebook post with a pic of the money I made spread out on my bed. I believe @
AK Pig Of The Hut saw my post and commented on it the next day.
I have never told anyone this story because I'm pretty sure I hung out with some rich ass mafia mo fo's...I'm a little tipsy now so whatever.
I am seriously the bad boy of this community.
