EMPRESS_SunFire
Regina George of discord
Yeah! <3 Everyone is cool!i was pleasantly surprised to see how tolerant & open minded TYM is when i first got here, its awesome
Yeah! <3 Everyone is cool!i was pleasantly surprised to see how tolerant & open minded TYM is when i first got here, its awesome
No Dick ever gets lucky.
Well, @xKhaoTik was thoughtful enough to put a "NSFW" notice in the title, so I figured I ought to be lenient.
I actually did it a year before my first kiss
Hehe. Well then. Although i feel weird when doing it without being able to kiss the other person. Its like i need to be kissing them when doing it with them or else its awkward for me.
just when i think a thread cant get any better Rickyraws shows up and it does lolGentlemen, please. Gifs are my profession.
what the hell is this from? xDGentlemen, please. Gifs are my profession.
Gentlemen, please. Gifs are my profession.
In the butt?
LOL. I meant "where" he took it. It was in the locker room after a late night practice (the aquatic center would stay open late for he and I to practice). I was hopping around in my speedo in the showers and one pike lead to another and voila....my virginity was gone. It was crazy. lolIn the butt?
Well, before I begin, people need not judge me. I am a man of integrity, manners, and social class. With that said, I am easily charmed and if I have been drinking and $$$ enters the equation, well....I'm just a little ho.
"Bad boy" is understating it.Well, before I begin, people need not judge me. I am a man of integrity, manners, and social class. With that said, I am easily charmed and if I have been drinking and $$$ enters the equation, well....I'm just a little ho.
So it was Evo' 2012, I had been eliminated by Mustard in my pools final in MK. I meet up with some friends to go out and party and end up at the Bellagio at some club. I'm looking swag as FUCK in a three piece suit (silver pin stripes with a hint of baby blue), and underneath my sports jacket was a really tight V-neck that looked hot. I digress. I get a message on Grindr (for those of you who don't know, its a gay social app that shows how close users are to you proximity wise) from a dude in a suit saying "hot". I was intrigued and said "thanks...wud up". He responded with, "Can I suck your dick for $100".
I scoffed and replied, "LMAO...$100=pennies to me...yawn". Two minutes later, "Okay...$500". I then replied, "Okay...prove it...I'm in (insert whatever bar/club I was in at the Bellagio)" and he replied with, "Yeah, I know, I see you". Now keep in mind, my profile pic on Grindr is a full on face pic so I was like oh shit. Sure enough, a somewhat handsome man in a suit walks right up to me and says, "Pennies huh?".
I was so taken a back...I didn't know what to do. He ordered me a top shelve vodka drink and invited me back to his room. I allow him to go down on me and he slipped four $100 dollar bills in my pocket and a handful of 20's. At this point I'm so "high" off of the Vegas atmosphere and pocketing cash off of my looks, I just started taking off my clothes and started dancing. LOL...it sounds so dumb but yeah...I just let go. He then starts asking me all of these questions like "so, what do you do?", "why are you in Vegas?" etc., etc., I respond with, "Oh, I'm just a bored trust fund baby that came for a video game tourney". He says, "You wanna party with the big boys?", I say, "Sir, they can't keep up with me!".
He proceeds to take me to some penthouse suite that is composed of strippers (guys and girls) all dancing on boxes, loud music, drugs galore, and cigar smoking men in suits. He introduces me to some of the people there and the rest is history. I ended up doing things I never IMAGINED and basically stole the show. I made some new friends and I pocketed over $3000 dollars. He still texts every summer asking if I'm in Vegas and him and his friends "want to hang out". Lol.
I got to my room at the Imperial Palace around 8 am and made a facebook post with a pic of the money I made spread out on my bed. I believe @AK Pig Of The Hut saw my post and commented on it the next day.
I have never told anyone this story because I'm pretty sure I hung out with some rich ass mafia mo fo's...I'm a little tipsy now so whatever.
I am seriously the bad boy of this community.
This is fuckin bullshit
GodlikeWell, before I begin, people need not judge me. I am a man of integrity, manners, and social class. With that said, I am easily charmed and if I have been drinking and $$$ enters the equation, well....I'm just a little ho.
So it was Evo' 2012, I had been eliminated by Mustard in my pools final in MK. I meet up with some friends to go out and party and end up at the Bellagio at some club. I'm looking swag as FUCK in a three piece suit (silver pin stripes with a hint of baby blue), and underneath my sports jacket was a really tight V-neck that looked hot. I digress. I get a message on Grindr (for those of you who don't know, its a gay social app that shows how close users are to you proximity wise) from a dude in a suit saying "hot". I was intrigued and said "thanks...wud up". He responded with, "Can I suck your dick for $100".
I scoffed and replied, "LMAO...$100=pennies to me...yawn". Two minutes later, "Okay...$500". I then replied, "Okay...prove it...I'm in (insert whatever bar/club I was in at the Bellagio)" and he replied with, "Yeah, I know, I see you". Now keep in mind, my profile pic on Grindr is a full on face pic so I was like oh shit. Sure enough, a somewhat handsome man in a suit walks right up to me and says, "Pennies huh?".
I was so taken a back...I didn't know what to do. He ordered me a top shelve vodka drink and invited me back to his room. I allow him to go down on me and he slipped four $100 dollar bills in my pocket and a handful of 20's. At this point I'm so "high" off of the Vegas atmosphere and pocketing cash off of my looks, I just started taking off my clothes and started dancing. LOL...it sounds so dumb but yeah...I just let go. He then starts asking me all of these questions like "so, what do you do?", "why are you in Vegas?" etc., etc., I respond with, "Oh, I'm just a bored trust fund baby that came for a video game tourney". He says, "You wanna party with the big boys?", I say, "Sir, they can't keep up with me!".
He proceeds to take me to some penthouse suite that is composed of strippers (guys and girls) all dancing on boxes, loud music, drugs galore, and cigar smoking men in suits. He introduces me to some of the people there and the rest is history. I ended up doing things I never IMAGINED and basically stole the show. I made some new friends and I pocketed over $3000 dollars. He still texts every summer asking if I'm in Vegas and him and his friends "want to hang out". Lol.
I got to my room at the Imperial Palace around 8 am and made a facebook post with a pic of the money I made spread out on my bed. I believe @AK Pig Of The Hut saw my post and commented on it the next day.
I have never told anyone this story because I'm pretty sure I hung out with some rich ass mafia mo fo's...I'm a little tipsy now so whatever.
I am seriously the bad boy of this community.
Welp looks like i know who i'm hanging out with if i go to EVO.Well, before I begin, people need not judge me. I am a man of integrity, manners, and social class. With that said, I am easily charmed and if I have been drinking and $$$ enters the equation, well....I'm just a little ho.
So it was Evo' 2012, I had been eliminated by Mustard in my pools final in MK. I meet up with some friends to go out and party and end up at the Bellagio at some club. I'm looking swag as FUCK in a three piece suit (silver pin stripes with a hint of baby blue), and underneath my sports jacket was a really tight V-neck that looked hot. I digress. I get a message on Grindr (for those of you who don't know, its a gay social app that shows how close users are to you proximity wise) from a dude in a suit saying "hot". I was intrigued and said "thanks...wud up". He responded with, "Can I suck your dick for $100".
I scoffed and replied, "LMAO...$100=pennies to me...yawn". Two minutes later, "Okay...$500". I then replied, "Okay...prove it...I'm in (insert whatever bar/club I was in at the Bellagio)" and he replied with, "Yeah, I know, I see you". Now keep in mind, my profile pic on Grindr is a full on face pic so I was like oh shit. Sure enough, a somewhat handsome man in a suit walks right up to me and says, "Pennies huh?".
I was so taken a back...I didn't know what to do. He ordered me a top shelve vodka drink and invited me back to his room. I allow him to go down on me and he slipped four $100 dollar bills in my pocket and a handful of 20's. At this point I'm so "high" off of the Vegas atmosphere and pocketing cash off of my looks, I just started taking off my clothes and started dancing. LOL...it sounds so dumb but yeah...I just let go. He then starts asking me all of these questions like "so, what do you do?", "why are you in Vegas?" etc., etc., I respond with, "Oh, I'm just a bored trust fund baby that came for a video game tourney". He says, "You wanna party with the big boys?", I say, "Sir, they can't keep up with me!".
He proceeds to take me to some penthouse suite that is composed of strippers (guys and girls) all dancing on boxes, loud music, drugs galore, and cigar smoking men in suits. He introduces me to some of the people there and the rest is history. I ended up doing things I never IMAGINED and basically stole the show. I made some new friends and I pocketed over $3000 dollars. He still texts every summer asking if I'm in Vegas and him and his friends "want to hang out". Lol.
I got to my room at the Imperial Palace around 8 am and made a facebook post with a pic of the money I made spread out on my bed. I believe @AK Pig Of The Hut saw my post and commented on it the next day.
I have never told anyone this story because I'm pretty sure I hung out with some rich ass mafia mo fo's...I'm a little tipsy now so whatever.
I am seriously the bad boy of this community.
First you need to become Batman. Like actually be Batman. Then you need to defeat all the fake Batmen. So DarthArma needs to be defeated. And i mean in the there can only be one Highlander sense. Then you need to find the best Catwomen. I don't mean 16 Bit and the go on from there and have fun.
lol,agreed.
Well, before I begin, people need not judge me. I am a man of integrity, manners, and social class. With that said, I am easily charmed and if I have been drinking and $$$ enters the equation, well....I'm just a little ho.
So it was Evo' 2012, I had been eliminated by Mustard in my pools final in MK. I meet up with some friends to go out and party and end up at the Bellagio at some club. I'm looking swag as FUCK in a three piece suit (silver pin stripes with a hint of baby blue), and underneath my sports jacket was a really tight V-neck that looked hot. I digress. I get a message on Grindr (for those of you who don't know, its a gay social app that shows how close users are to you proximity wise) from a dude in a suit saying "hot". I was intrigued and said "thanks...wud up". He responded with, "Can I suck your dick for $100".
I scoffed and replied, "LMAO...$100=pennies to me...yawn". Two minutes later, "Okay...$500". I then replied, "Okay...prove it...I'm in (insert whatever bar/club I was in at the Bellagio)" and he replied with, "Yeah, I know, I see you". Now keep in mind, my profile pic on Grindr is a full on face pic so I was like oh shit. Sure enough, a somewhat handsome man in a suit walks right up to me and says, "Pennies huh?".
I was so taken a back...I didn't know what to do. He ordered me a top shelve vodka drink and invited me back to his room. I allow him to go down on me and he slipped four $100 dollar bills in my pocket and a handful of 20's. At this point I'm so "high" off of the Vegas atmosphere and pocketing cash off of my looks, I just started taking off my clothes and started dancing. LOL...it sounds so dumb but yeah...I just let go. He then starts asking me all of these questions like "so, what do you do?", "why are you in Vegas?" etc., etc., I respond with, "Oh, I'm just a bored trust fund baby that came for a video game tourney". He says, "You wanna party with the big boys?", I say, "Sir, they can't keep up with me!".
He proceeds to take me to some penthouse suite that is composed of strippers (guys and girls) all dancing on boxes, loud music, drugs galore, and cigar smoking men in suits. He introduces me to some of the people there and the rest is history. I ended up doing things I never IMAGINED and basically stole the show. I made some new friends and I pocketed over $3000 dollars. He still texts every summer asking if I'm in Vegas and him and his friends "want to hang out". Lol.
I got to my room at the Imperial Palace around 8 am and made a facebook post with a pic of the money I made spread out on my bed. I believe @AK Pig Of The Hut saw my post and commented on it the next day.
I have never told anyone this story because I'm pretty sure I hung out with some rich ass mafia mo fo's...I'm a little tipsy now so whatever.
I am seriously the bad boy of this community.
If this was made into a movie, it'd still be a better one than twilight LOL
