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"ExpendaBelles" the female version of the "Expendables" movie confirmed!

heymanjack

heymanjack

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I think this a good and bad idea at the same time. But I think the movie will flop hard.

I dunno about it being sexist though. What do you guys think?
 
NB Semi Evil Ryu

NB Semi Evil Ryu

Former Sub-Zero of the Midwest (2011 - 2015)
I'm trying to think of all of the female action stars that I can remember:

Gina Carano
Kelly Hu
Caity Lotz
Michelle Rodriguez
Milla Jovovich
Ali Larter

And I'm sure that there are others that I'm not thinking of right now, as well as some that might not be well-known but could knock people's socks off if they went mainstream.
 
Sasarix

Sasarix

"Heaven Will Fall!"
I might would have given this a chance but I hear Rhonda Rousey is in it so I'll pass
 
Gesture Required Ahead

Gesture Required Ahead

Get on that hook
Is this a serious thing or will it be a parody? I don't mind either way. Expendables itself is a joke and I love it. But seeing the face of Mila Jovovich and how it reminds me of the "Resident Evil" movies makes me not want to watch it.

Seriously...fuck the "Resident Evil" movies
 
heymanjack

heymanjack

Injustice modder
Enuma Elish said:
Is this a serious thing or will it be a parody? I don't mind either way. Expendables itself is a joke and I love it. But seeing the face of Mila Jovovich and how it reminds me of the "Resident Evil" movies makes me not want to watch it.

Seriously...fuck the "Resident Evil" movies
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Maybe both? The expendables is a parody of old school action movies.
 
AK Black Preon

AK Black Preon

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Enuma Elish said:
Is this a serious thing or will it be a parody? I don't mind either way. Expendables itself is a joke and I love it. But seeing the face of Mila Jovovich and how it reminds me of the "Resident Evil" movies makes me not want to watch it.

Seriously...fuck the "Resident Evil" movies
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Well they made chuck norris jokes... so maybe they'll make resident evil jokes?

Character A: "I've seen dead men with more backbone than you"
Character B: "Yet you still wore all that latex"
*Walking through city see a Zombie Movie advertisement* - Mila: Another Zombie movie? When will people learn its a waste of time?

Cue puh dum tiss
 
Eric The Scruffy

Eric The Scruffy

Warrior
I dig the idea....but the title won't do.

Needs Uma Thurman, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Milla Jovovich, and guest cameo's by Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton.

heymanjack said:
Maybe both? The expendables is a parody of old school action movies.
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I don't know man....is it really? I really wanted to get it the expendables but I felt like the movie really played it way to straight. Never saw the sequels though.
 
Saboteur-6

Saboteur-6

Filthy Casual
If satire: Funny, but not 1.5-2 hrs type of funny. Expendables sortof kinda worked because it was propped up by nostalgia. There's really not a lot of that with the current cast.

If self-serious: Then holy smokin' joe is this a terrible idea. It'd be a flop for sure not to mention degrading. Only redemption if it enters "so bad it's good" territory.

Is it sexist?: I mean it'd be blatantly misogynistic to have the "super badass femme fatales" parade around as strippers. However If that means Gina Carano pole dancing then my dick will tell my brain to "shut the fuck up and go sit in a corner."
 
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