Calling out Smarrgasm who is a nice guy from Atlanta

[EMPEROR_THEO]

FOOLISH THEO, YOU BUTCHERED YOUR QUOTE AND HAD TO REPOST YOUR INSULTS TO ME.. YOU DELETED THE OLD ONE, BUT I SAW IT BECAUSE I'M A MODERATOR!! HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!

I AM THE EMPEROR HERE!!! !!!

MUAHAHAHAHAH

MUAHAHAH

MUAHA- *cough* ok time for dinner.

Well at least you spaced out a punctuation mark here and there. We're making progress.

 

[Glass Sword]

Here max, I fixed your post for you:

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GREETINGS MORTALS!! I HAVE BEEN SENT ON BEHALF OF THE GREAT EMPEROR OUTWORLD TO CHALLENGE AND DESTROY THIS FRAUDULENT EXCUSE FOR A BLACK ADAM PLAYER THEY CALL SMARRGASM!!!!!

MORTAL SMARRGASM

YOUR MATCHUP KNOWLEDGE IS OUTDATED AND INACCURRATE.. PREPARE TO FEEL MY MIGHT AND BOW BEFORE THE TRUE OMEGA-BANE

I HEREBY CHALLENGE YOU ON BEHALF OF THE EMPERORS DOMAIN TO A 20-GAME MARATHON OF PAIN AT KUMITE. YOU WILL BE SUBJECTED TO MY POWER AND BE FORCED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE TRUE STRENGH OF INJUSTICE'S MOST BRUTAL CHARACTER

TERMS:
BOTH KOMBATANTS MUST PICK AND ONLY PLAY THEIR MAINS
THE SCORE WILL BE ANNOUNCED AFTER THE 20-GAME BATTLE ROYALE IS THROUGH!!
STAGES WILL BE DOUBLE RANDOM

I DARE YOU TO SHOW YOUR COWARDLY FACE AND SUBJECT YOURSELF TO SPINAL REARANGEMENT!!!

SILENCE!!! THE EMPERORS ARE SPEAKING!!!!!!!!

You nailed it! This is perfect.

 

[HellblazerHawkman]

This accelerated in a way that makes me question the sanctity of marriage

 

[usedcarsalesmang]

i was hoping this was about the tier list he posted

 

[Enigma642]

People should be taking notes. If you are gonna do a call-out...this is how its done.

 

[Sajam]

For the record you guys are all insane.

 

[Chongo]

For the record you guys are all insane.

Actually they have the sense to not main nw and we don't.

 

[EMPEROR_OF_OUTWORLD]

@CrimsonShadow sits in outworlds chair mocking the emperor ) (crowds laughs and notice theres a portal opening up behind him) crowds stop laughing and crimson continues to perform acts like the emperor) he doesn't notice the emperor is arriving.) and this happens!!!!!!


play before you read....

Watch "Outworld Intro. Bow Your Head" on YouTube

FOOOOOL!!!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE MOCKERY OF GREATNESS!!! YOU SCUM OF THE WASTELAND !!!! .. ONLY A PATHETIC MORTAL WOULD DARE DO SUCH A THING !!!!! .. I SHOULD BEHEAD YOU ON CAT NIP STREAM AND FEED YOUR REMAINS TO MY TAIGORE .!!!!

SLAVES!

YES EMPEROR?

GET THIS COLD GARBAGE OUT OF MY SIGHT!!! AND HURRY UP BEFORE I FEED HIM TO THE BUZZARDS !!!

YES EMPEROR!

NOW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS CHALLENGE IS VERY ENTERTAINING.. HOWEVER MAX WILL BREAK THIS MORTALS SOUL . I GRANT THIS CHALLENGE . MAX IS HUNGRY!!! HE WILL FEAST . WHO WILL STREAM THIS TASTY SLAUGHTERING !!! SMARR WILL TASTE NO VICTORY .. @Maxintensity25 BRING ME THE HEAD OF THIS @AK Smarrgasm YOU SPEAK OF .. HIS HEAD WILL BE FEED TO MY TAIGORE AND HIS BODY WILL ROT IN GOROS LAYER AS A STATUE ON THE WALLS .. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@EMPEROR THEO COME JOIN ME AND WATCH THIS FEAST THAT WILL TAKE PART!!!

 

[Cage Redfield]

"i disagree with your numbers for this specific matchup, so lets play it out in a ft20" is a call out?

damn, I called out a bunch of people without knowing

 

[Cage Redfield]

For the record you guys are all insane.

no, Insaynne is over there by Krayzie.

 

[arde5643]

"i disagree with your numbers for this specific matchup, so lets play it out in a ft20" is a call out?

damn, I called out a bunch of people without knowing

It only matters if you do it with @EMPEROR_OF_OUTWORLD's approval.

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

@AK Smarrgasm @Maxintensity25 can we set this up officially for stream for Friday night?

 

[GGA Max]

@AK Smarrgasm @Maxintensity25 can we set this up officially for stream for Friday night?

I never got an answer from the GGA guys for what time we'll get there. But I don't see why not. I'll try to get a for sure answer by tonight or at the very least at GBS on thursday.

 

[EMPEROR_OF_OUTWORLD]

@arde5643
FOOL!! MAX FEASTINGS ARE ALWAYS APPROVE!!

 

[SonicFox5000]

Foolish, foolish CrimsonShadow. This fucking guy thinks that to speak like an EMPEROR, all he has to do is write his text in caps lock. Your grammar is too perfect, Crimsonshadow, slave of Outworld. There needs to spacing between your exclamation marks, signifying anger for each and every punctuation mark you put in text. Your grammar need not be perfect, as we are barbarians and hungry for flesh of others not from Outworld. Also, what is this buffonery of "!!! !!! SILENCE THE EMPERORS ARE SPEAKING!! !!"?

Who is the "S" in "Emperors?" There is only the one and true Outworld. THE EMPEROR OF OUTWORLD. You answer to him, you will be fed under his permission, you bow to him, and your life only revolves around impressing him. To feel the POWER of the Emperors, you must only seek guidance in him. Get that plural shit out of here.

I forgive you though, slave Crimsonshadow. Pray to the lords of Outworld that EMPEROR Outworld is forgiving himself. Only time will tell, as miniscule that time may be to judge your inevitable fate, Crimsonshadow, slave of Outworld.

Soon Crimsonshadow. SOON YOU SHALL FEEL THE POWER OF THE EMPEROR.

Also, Smarrgasm is free.

This post gave me autism.
You win the internet Theo. gg

 

[Catnip_Her0]

THIS SHALL BE A FEAST FOR THE AGES!! MUAAHAHAHAHA HAVE AT HIM SIR MAX YOUR REWARD WILL BE A BASKET FILLED WITH THE STICKIEST OF THE ICKY AND A CRAVE CASE WITH CHEESE. GO FORTH AND TRIUMPH!!


BURRR!!!

 

[SonicFox5000]

HEY GUYS!!!!!!! SILENCE!!! LETS ALL JUST TALK EMPEROR BECAUSE WE CAN! THIS DOESNT ANGRY PEOPLE! LETS TALK LIKE MUCH 1ST GRADERS!!
wow

 

[EMPEROR_OF_OUTWORLD]

HEY GUYS!!!!!!! SILENCE!!! LETS ALL JUST TALK EMPEROR BECAUSE WE CAN! THIS DOESNT ANGRY PEOPLE! LETS TALK LIKE MUCH 1ST GRADERS!!
wow

seems to me like you wanna be like emperors .. . its cool fox . emperors have room so you can enjoy the ride on thy cock!!

 

[A F0xy Grampa]

Fuck you all.


From the UK.

 

[Samiish04]

Foolish, foolish CrimsonShadow. This fucking guy thinks that to speak like an EMPEROR, all he has to do is write his text in caps lock. Your grammar is too perfect, Crimsonshadow, slave of Outworld. There needs to spacing between your exclamation marks, signifying anger for each and every punctuation mark you put in text. Your grammar need not be perfect, as we are barbarians and hungry for flesh of others not from Outworld. Also, what is this buffonery of "!!! !!! SILENCE THE EMPERORS ARE SPEAKING!! !!"?

Who is the "S" in "Emperors?" There is only the one and true Outworld. THE EMPEROR OF OUTWORLD. You answer to him, you will be fed under his permission, you bow to him, and your life only revolves around impressing him. To feel the POWER of the Emperors, you must only seek guidance in him. Get that plural shit out of here.

I forgive you though, slave Crimsonshadow. Pray to the lords of Outworld that EMPEROR Outworld is forgiving himself. Only time will tell, as miniscule that time may be to judge your inevitable fate, Crimsonshadow, slave of Outworld.

Soon Crimsonshadow. SOON YOU SHALL FEEL THE POWER OF THE EMPEROR.

Also, Smarrgasm is free.

What the fuck..... Dude seriously get a life..

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

What the fuck..... Dude seriously get a life..

 

[Catnip_Her0]

SHOTS FIRED CAT YESSSS lol i was gonna use that too lol but for real just have fun people isn't that what its all about?

 

[Lilith]

^this is me

 

[Red Reaper]

Actually they have the sense to not main nw and we don't.

Yeah. Who chooses to use such a boring character?

I understand kounterpicking like @GuamoKun but to actually main him?? Disgusting!

 

[Smarrgasm]

Just got home from work and this is what i see. First off @Maxintensity25, thank you for the kind words in the title.

Now, i am 100% down to play 20 or even 100 games with you at Kumite to try to get a final number on this. As much hype as this call out could be, thats not currently my place as im focused on other things (not ever getting 17th place again). You are one of the people i want to play most and im glad we will finally be at the same tournament so we can do so. I am willing to play as many games as you want unless for some reason you are super close to me early on in the tournament and then we can save it for after the fact.

I am pretty confident on the MU being 6-4 though and i would like something to add to my resume for further Matchup Policing so if you want the official thing to be the first 20 games then i agree to terms. May the best warrior win.