Calling out Smarrgasm who is a nice guy from Atlanta

[GGA Max]

I have been chosen (by myself) to speak on Emperor Max's behalf and have been asked to post a thread calling out this Atlanta player.

@AK Smarrgasm

For 1: We disagree about the Black Adam vs Bane match-up. I say its even or Bane wins 6-4, you say Black Adam wins 6-4.

2: I challenge you to 20 games at Kumite. Not a first to 20. Some experimental way to see if real life agrees with either of our predictions, as we have never played each other and we don't believe each other. Just for example; if the score ends up being 12-8 Bane, then we might conclude the MU has a decent chance of being 6-4 Bane.


Terms:

Characters: Both Players must pick their mains (I Bane, you BA) during the entire set
Win: Score is shown after 20 games have been played
Stage rule: Double random, losers chooses to either stay, or go double random again.


What do you say smargasm? Ready to show the world who is more right about character MU's in a fighting game? and who was...is...and always will be the better match-up policeman?

 

[Mr Aquaman]

Smarrgasm thinks BA can win something?

 

[Sajam]

I like this call out and I'm interested in watching the set.

10/10 great thread and experience.

 

[SonicBoomBrad]

What do you say smargasm? Ready to show the world who is more right about character MU's in a fighting game? and who was...is...and always will be the better match-up policeman?

Qwark28?

 

[DevilMaySpy]

I thought this was just a parody and:

 

[CrimsonShadow]

I approve this call-out

 

[arde5643]

This, I like.

 

[Dizzy]

I really think you should have had emperor of outworld make a post for you. I'm sure he would have added some stipulations like the loser must report to Goros lair where sheeva will be waiting with a strap on

 

[CrimsonShadow]

where sheeva will be waiting with a strap on

Um... Dizzy...

 

[NightwingDayZero]

I love you to death Smarr but Max has your number on this one.

Bane is fucking broken dude. The days of full screen venom charging are over. Bane players have patience and shit now - it's disgusting.

 

[Dizzy]

Um... Dizzy...

I got the idea from Jeremiah, I swear

 

[NightwingDayZero]

I'm sure he would have added some stipulations like the loser must report to Goros lair where sheeva will be waiting with a strap on

@Blind_Dizzy

 

[arde5643]

I really think you should have had emperor of outworld make a post for you. I'm sure he would have added some stipulations like the loser must report to Goros lair where sheeva will be waiting with a strap on

Isn't that just your usual weekend?

 

[CrimsonShadow]

Here max, I fixed your post for you:

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GREETINGS MORTALS!! I HAVE BEEN SENT ON BEHALF OF THE GREAT EMPEROR OUTWORLD TO CHALLENGE AND DESTROY THIS FRAUDULENT EXCUSE FOR A BLACK ADAM PLAYER THEY CALL SMARRGASM!!!!!

MORTAL SMARRGASM

YOUR MATCHUP KNOWLEDGE IS OUTDATED AND INACCURRATE.. PREPARE TO FEEL MY MIGHT AND BOW BEFORE THE TRUE OMEGA-BANE

I HEREBY CHALLENGE YOU ON BEHALF OF THE EMPERORS DOMAIN TO A 20-GAME MARATHON OF PAIN AT KUMITE. YOU WILL BE SUBJECTED TO MY POWER AND BE FORCED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE TRUE STRENGH OF INJUSTICE'S MOST BRUTAL CHARACTER

TERMS:
BOTH KOMBATANTS MUST PICK AND ONLY PLAY THEIR MAINS
THE SCORE WILL BE ANNOUNCED AFTER THE 20-GAME BATTLE ROYALE IS THROUGH!!
STAGES WILL BE DOUBLE RANDOM

I DARE YOU TO SHOW YOUR COWARDLY FACE AND SUBJECT YOURSELF TO SPINAL REARANGEMENT!!!

SILENCE!!! THE EMPERORS ARE SPEAKING!!!!!!!!

 

[EMPRESS_SunFire]

 

[DownfouralitY]

Here max, I fixed your post for you:

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GREETINGS MORTALS!! I HAVE BEEN SENT ON BEHALF OF THE GREAT EMPEROR OUTWORLD TO CHALLENGE AND DESTROY THIS FRAUDULENT EXCUSE FOR A BLACK ADAM PLAYER THEY CALL SMARRGASM!!!!!

MORTAL SMARRGASM

YOUR MATCHUP KNOWLEDGE IS OUTDATED AND INACCURRATE.. PREPARE TO FEEL MY MIGHT AND BOW BEFORE THE TRUE OMEGA-BANE

I HEREBY CHALLENGE YOU ON BEHALF OF THE EMPERORS DOMAIN TO A 20-GAME MARATHON OF PAIN AT KUMITE. YOU WILL BE SUBJECTED TO MY POWER AND BE FORCED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE TRUE STRENGH OF INJUSTICE'S MOST BRUTAL CHARACTER

TERMS:
BOTH KOMBATANTS MUST PICK AND ONLY PLAY THEIR MAINS
THE SCORE WILL BE ANNOUNCED AFTER THE 20-GAME BATTLE ROYALE IS THROUGH!!
STAGES WILL BE DOUBLE RANDOM

I DARE YOU TO SHOW YOUR COWARDLY FACE AND SUBJECT YOURSELF TO SPINAL REARANGEMENT!!!

SILENCE!!! THE EMPERORS ARE SPEAKING!!!!!!!!

you forgot to misspell most of the words

 

[Pig Of The Hut]

This is a great thread great experience great CPM for my YouTube after I record it

 

[EGP Wonder_Chef]

the loser must report to Goros lair where sheeva will be waiting with a strap on

Smarr might lose on purpose.

 

[GamerBlake90]

Here max, I fixed your post for you:

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I DARE YOU TO SHOW YOUR COWARDLY FACE AND SUBJECT YOURSELF TO SPINAL REARANGEMENT!!!

SILENCE!!! THE EMPERORS ARE SPEAKING!!!!!!!!

It's "rearrangement," Crimson.

 

[CrimsonShadow]

It's "rearrangement," Crimson.

SILENCE!!!!!!!!

 

[GamerBlake90]

SILENCE!!!!!!!!

THOU SHALT NOT COMMAND ME!!!!!!!!!

 

[cR WoundCowboy]

I think BA beats Bane. Bane is forced to eat damage every time he gets in and BA's air mobility also helps him out in this MU.

 

[Error]

This Emperor_Outworld all caps meme is so dumb, I love it!

 

[EMPEROR_THEO]

Foolish, foolish CrimsonShadow. This fucking guy thinks that to speak like an EMPEROR, all he has to do is write his text in caps lock. Your grammar is too perfect, Crimsonshadow, slave of Outworld. There needs to spacing between your exclamation marks, signifying anger for each and every punctuation mark you put in text. Your grammar need not be perfect, as we are barbarians and hungry for flesh of others not from Outworld. Also, what is this buffonery of "!!! !!! SILENCE THE EMPERORS ARE SPEAKING!! !!"?

Who is the "S" in "Emperors?" There is only the one and true Outworld. THE EMPEROR OF OUTWORLD. You answer to him, you will be fed under his permission, you bow to him, and your life only revolves around impressing him. To feel the POWER of the Emperors, you must only seek guidance in him. Get that plural shit out of here.

I forgive you though, slave Crimsonshadow. Pray to the lords of Outworld that EMPEROR Outworld is forgiving himself. Only time will tell, as miniscule that time may be to judge your inevitable fate, Crimsonshadow, slave of Outworld.

Soon Crimsonshadow. SOON YOU SHALL FEEL THE POWER OF THE EMPEROR.

Also, Smarrgasm is free.

 

[CrimsonShadow]

Foolish, foolish CrimsonShadow. This fucking guy thinks that to speak like an EMPEROR, all he has to do is write his text in caps lock. Your grammar is too perfect, Crimsonshadow, slave of Outworld. There needs to spacing between your exclamation marks, signifying anger for each and every punctuation mark you put in text. Your grammar need not be perfect, as we are barbarians and hungry for flesh of others not from Outworld. Also, what is this buffonery of "!!! !!! SILENCE THE EMPERORS ARE SPEAKING!! !!"?

Who is the "S" in "Emperors?" There is only the one and true Outworld. THE EMPEROR OF OUTWORLD. You answer to him, you will be fed under his permission, you bow to him, and your life only revolves around impressing him. To feel the POWER of the Emperors, you must only seek guidance in him. Get that plural shit out of here.

I forgive you though, slave Crimsonshadow. Pray to the lords of Outworld that EMPEROR Outworld is forgiving himself. Only time will tell.

Soon Crimsonshadow. SOON YOU SHALL FEEL THE POWER OF THE EMPERORS.

Also, Smarrgasm is free.

FOOLISH THEO, YOU BUTCHERED YOUR QUOTE AND HAD TO REPOST YOUR INSULTS TO ME.. YOU DELETED THE OLD ONE, BUT I SAW IT BECAUSE I'M A MODERATOR!! HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!

I AM THE EMPEROR HERE!!! !!!

MUAHAHAHAHAH

MUAHAHAH

MUAHA- *cough* ok time for dinner.