Calling all frauds from the East Coast

[Sao87]

We would rather tie an anchor to our nut sacks and swim across the ocean with Susan Boyle's queef as our air supply than waste time/money traveling to prove something that has been established long ago. WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU!

So here is your chance to prove us wrong. An event with all of the best players in the world conveniently meeting up for a battle of the gods. That tingling feeling in your nut sack right now is your body trying to tell you that this is your one and only opportunity to do what you wont do, leave your kiddie pools and come game with some sharks.

The hype is real.

"I would like to invite TRASH OF TYM (Tom Brady) out to Arizona on the November 22nd-24th weekend.

Team Hazmat will be housing two California teams:

Strawberry Watsons
- Godspeed
- MF Slayer
- Tyrant
- Emperor Theo
- Awesome
+possibly more

SoCal Injustice
- Krayzie Bone
- Wonder Chef
- Red Reaper
- PBoard Player
+possibly more

Arizona
- MortySeinfeld
- King Hippo
- B Wizz
- Sao
- Haz
- Aysamo
- Mister E
- Joemabob
- 4x4Lobo
- Bad Larry
+More

There is a possibility that Vegas might be coming down for this as well, I have reached out to Denzell.

We will be hosting multiple tournaments throughout the weekend, in addition to finishing the Southwest Region 5v5 tournament for DojoSports leading up to grand finals.

The whole weekend will be streamed on Team Hazmat's Twitch.tv page.

If anybody else thinks they would be able to make it down for the weekend, we can likely acomodate you for housing; Send me a message and I will get back to you.
by responding to this thread in anger you acknowledge that you are terrible.

 

[Dirtylova]

Scumbag sao speaking in absolute confidence, vicariously through other west coast players

 

[coolwhip]

Hmmm... if only there was a huge major coming up...

 

[Zyphox]

at NEC is any arizona player makes top 8 i would be very surprised, but i don't see any of them confirmed for going so............................

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

I have only one question.

Where is DetroitBalln ?

I miss that silent murdering ess oh bee.

That being said, this could/should be awesome as fuck.

 

[NYCj360]

We would rather tie an anchor to our nut sacks and swim across the ocean with Susan Boyle's queef as our air supply than waste time/money traveling to prove something that has been established long ago. WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU!

I had no idea that KDZ, Reo, Rico Suave, and tom brady were west coast. Who woulda knew

 

[Sao87]

at NEC is any arizona player makes top 8 i would be very surprised, but i don't see any of them confirmed for going so............................

We don't go to terrible events. Theo will take care of everything.

 

[Rickyraws]

Calling all East Coast Frauds

....I once bought a gameboy advance game as a kid, played it, resealed the package without the game in it and returned it to Walmart for my money back.

...I live on the east coast....


am.....am I a fraud?

 

[BadLarry]

first of all sao speaks for himself second of all i will body everyone and everything come at me bro!

 

[Sao87]

You guys want the title you have to come take it from us.

 

[Zyphox]

You guys want the title you have to come take it from us.

really because as i recall the injustice evo champ is from the east coast. and two of the top 3 where from east coast.........i know you trolling but i just wanted to point that out. arizona doesn't have the balls to come up to NEC regardless XD

 

[rev0lver]

 

[zaf]

How does west coast get title of the best when the two largest tournaments were won by east coast ? That being evo and tfc.

If you want to be self proclaimed best, then by all means go ahead.

But at the end of the day 2nd place is not a winner and 3rd place nobody remembers.

Who seriously thinks getting top 8 is just as good as winning? This mentality of getting top 8 is becoming too ridiculous now.

Win someothing or shut up

 

[Zyphox]

How does west coast get title of the best when the two largest tournaments were won by east coast ? That being evo and tfc.

If you want to be self proclaimed best, then by all means go ahead.

But at the end of the day 2nd place is not a winner and 3rd place nobody remembers.

Who seriously thinks getting top 8 is just as good as winning? This mentality of getting top 8 is becoming too ridiculous now.

Win someothing or shut up

thank you, you can say whatever about KDZ but he won the two biggest tournaments this year, even if it was with superman.

 

[G4S Claude VonStroke]

 

[ZigZag]

Inb4

 

[Sao87]

really because as i recall the injustice evo champ is from the east coast. and two of the top 3 where from east coast.........i know you trolling but i just wanted to point that out. arizona doesn't have the balls to come up to NEC regardless XD

Stop resting your laurels on somebody who coasted through evo with a broken character and retired once he was washed up.

 

[Rampage254]

"Throw a Rolex at my haters, I say watch yourself"
#RapLikeLilWayne

 

[ZigZag]

battle of the gods.

AND GTFO WITH THAT SHIT

THIS HERE IS THE BATTLE OF THE GODS!

Y'all mother fuckers are just some nerds playing Video games.

 

[MrSunshine]

This thread is awkward.

 

[Sao87]

Stop calling your meeting room events in philly majors. Big E makes a living off of that shit, he doesn't do it for the love of the game. They are about as relevant as WNF in the grand scheme of things.

 

[G4S Claude VonStroke]

"Throw a Rolex at my haters, I say watch yourself"
#RapLikeLilWayne

I eat a big mac on top of a copy War and Peace, call that my MacBook.

#RapLikeLilWayne

 

[Zyphox]

Stop resting your laurels on somebody who coasted through evo with a broken character and retired once he was washed up.

who said he retired? he's taking a break from the game, doesn't mean he retired if he didn't wanna play at a weekly lol.

 

[Big Pampering]

lol sao why do you have to go and play the inferior brother. Why can't you be more like Morty? BTW if anything westcoast has to prove everything, last time I checked it was east and midwest winning all the majors, people these days man...so funny.

 

[Zyphox]

Stop calling your meeting room events in philly majors. Big E makes a living off of that shit, he doesn't do it for the love of the game. They are about as relevant as WNF in the grand scheme of things.

wtf? so NEC isn't a major? WB isn't a major? SJ isn't a major? then name me one fucking major in socal if these aren't majors.