Menu
By:
Filters
What's new

Funniest "hatemail" received

CrazySlasher

CrazySlasher

Kombatant
Axel_Redd said:
turns out this tard is still playing, checkmate38? yeah, ran into him to night, and he's become a real try hard, one of those dumb-asses that acts like they know how to play their character but they really don't? All he seemed know how to do was tele stomp, throw, fire ball, d4, standing 4, command grab and so on. And his game revolved around him ducking repeatedly trying to act like he was gonna teleport by ducking repeatedly and then doing it when u least expect it and then backing up and doing command grab or d4 or some stupid crap. congrats, u've mastered ur scrubbery.

i bodied his ass with cyrax, the idiot was trying to go for a baby i think too.

so then i switch to kung lao, but because i forget that teleporting at just the right time during sheeva's telestomp with kung lao gives u a free combo every time, anyways long story short, he some how managed to win (probably the fact that i don't deal with sheeva as much as i used too and certainly never one that played like that). So i was all like fuck that garbage, its on, and he wouldnt accept a rematch for an invite. Sayin im a [ban incoming] or i don't know how to play or garbage like that.

this fool won't rematch me and i even think he may have blocked me. I wanna get back at him and baby his ass, problem is i could only do it on an alt account and i have nothing to record it with, wish i did.
Click to expand...


It amazes me that you say anything about another player with all the times you've been called out for ragequitting and hatemail
 
Rodrigue

Rodrigue

Spongerod
"Are you into BDSM you little [ban incoming]?" after I finished him with a straight whip with Catwoman LOL
Can't deny the fact that it was kinda original though (not the [ban incoming] part lol)
 
ABACABB

ABACABB

End Of Humanity
"All you do is walk backwards , your so bad " this made me lol
I asked him if im so bad why he lost to me , he said " because you use annoying tactics "
 
legion666

legion666

Champion
A guy named SETH-ZERO played me and my training partner in mk9 tag online. He beat us like 2 times with sub-zero and kang. I am not used to playing online at all but my friend is very good at both online and offline. We were just playing different characters from match to match. So then he and his precious Subby receive a beating of his life several times, he ragequits during my friends Smokes corner death combo that would kill both his characters without me even bothering to play. He than starts to spam me with like 30 messages which say:

1 move bitch
You play like bitch
Motherfucker (this one was repeated like 10 times)
Loser u afraid of my sub bitch player
U see I beat you with sub and need teleport bitch

After a number of these it started to get annoying. I said : Go suck it scrub

And I get something like:

No I am suck you better
I am suck you mother is better

Don't get me wrong. I am Russian and I don't think my English is perfect, but this got me laughing for a very long time. And he wouldn't stop sending those for like half an hour so I just added him to my blocked list:)
 
usedcarsalesmang

usedcarsalesmang

Warrior
I beat this 1 guy and he sent me the following message not 5 secs after(he must've had that shit chambered and ready to go lol)

"I hope your whole family burns you retarded piece of shit"

By far the most hateful message I've ever received in my life. ggs Injustice/NRS
 
GeoffBedlam

GeoffBedlam

Kombatant
I just got done with a guy on MK who after our initial three games (which I all won) sent me a message saying: "REPEATING THE SAME MOVES MUCH".

To which I replied: "GETTING HIT BY IT MUCH? NOT BLOCKING HIGH MUCH? REPEATING THE SAME MOVES WITH SCORPION MUCH? Just 'cause you couldn't figure out what to do against it, doesn't mean you have to get all bitchy."

But yeah, in those three games he kept sitting there, crouching and blocking. So I used Smoke's overhead b2,3 to capitalize on it and do my usual 3,d1,2 to combo off it and try getting a reset with the f4 and EX Smoke Bomb... which I only managed to do once because, you know, online :p

So here's the messages he sent after I replied to his first message. I'll try and remember my responses to 'em so it gives you guys more understanding of what's going on.


Initial message.



He sent these basically one after another, so I had to delete my reply and start over. It was something like: "Well, I'm white, so you've got that wrong. And I was only doing what I was doing because you LET ME do it. It's not my fault you didn't adapt to it. And I don't think I ever said anything about being "topshit" :p

And as I had just finished typing that message, he sent:

Which I replied with: "Okay then, why don't you come back and play me again? :p I'll give you something to bitch about ;)"

His reply was:

And that was the perfect opportunity to use a inside joke I have with a friend: "m8 do u even cyrax reset"

What followed was four games of me getting fairly free wins (except when we had a Scorpion mirror match. Seems I don't do too well against button mashing Scorpions) where I Babied him every time (except when I messed up Cage's input and just Shadow Kicked him in the face).

He then sent:

"yep u mad".

Then we proceeded to have a few more games, which I obviously won with Babalities and some tea-bagging for lulz.

Then before our last game he sent:

Which I didn't bother replying to because we were about to start playing.

So our last match was my Mileena vs his Scorpion. And just before I get to do another Babality, he rage-quits.

He didn't send anymore messages after that but I felt it necessary to send him one saying something like: "Now you have a reason to be so bitchy. Thanks for the free wins, though. I haven't had that much fun in a long time ;)"

So yeah, there's one encounter I've had with one of the many butt-hurt wankers on Xbox Live haha
 
You must log in or register to reply here.