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Vilén

too smart to play MKX
A lot of Green Lantern's clash dialogue/other character's clashes with him ends up being hilariously homoerotic:

Green Lantern: YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS!
Batman: You're sweating...

Green Lantern: Don't even need the ring!
Green Arrow: Don't get cocky!

That last one is top-fucking-tier in the way of subversive penis jokes.
 
Green Arrow and Killer Frost have the best ones.

GA: How's your sister a whore?
KF: You are so dead!
and the classic
KF: Do you ever shut up?
GA: Every other Tuesday.
 

Espio

Kokomo
How has no one said:

Hawkgirl: "Size doesnt matter to me"

btw
Lbsh, everything Grundy and Green Arrow says is quotable

She actually says, "size doesn't matter dude"

I actually like when she says this with Bane because he says "Senorita" then she follows up with that and I thought it was a character specific clash quote, but she says it to other big characters too I believe.
 

NKZero

Noob
Sinestro (in that sexy ass voice): I'll be happy to see Green Arrow die again
Lex Luthor: this will enlighten you
Deathstroke: i love my job
 
Why ISN'T this thread stickied?!

Going to revisit periodically to read through this, had no idea of some of these.

It must already be in here, but my favourite's probably the CW-BG "Cat's pajama's" one.
 

Heaton

NO MONEY DOWN
Some random throw quotes I found when practicing block loops:
  • "I love my job."
  • "I'll make you bleed."
  • "You're boring me."
  • "Too slow!"
  • "I'm good at what I do."
  • "Way ahead of you."
  • "Poor technique, Batman!" (to Batman)
  • "Rust bucket." (to Cyborg)
  • "Keep practicing, junior." (to Nightwing)
  • "Fly home, little bird." (to Nightwing)
  • "Your magic failed." (to Raven)
 

Saboteur-6

Filthy Casual
So you can get clash pretty easily in practice mode (setting the ai to clash) and it looks like each character has 2-3 character specific sayings for BOTH attacking and defending in a clash. Anyhow, a few I heard yesterday:

Catwoman: "I'll never share Batman with you!"
Batgirl: "What!?! Eeew!"

Catwoman: "Have you no self-respect?"
Harley Quinn: "Says the girl in the kitty suit!"

Catwoman: "Still under Batman's shadow?"
Nightwing: "Still using a litter box?"

Catwoman: "Don't you love me?"
Batman: "Not right now."

Catwoman: "You have no chance against me."
Joker: "Do I have a chance with you?"
 

Solo

Shadow Priest
Superman: I've been planning for this.
Scorpion: Plans fail!

Superman: I wanna see you burn!
 
There's another great Catwoman/Nightwing quote where he starts with something (can't remember what he says..) and she replies "Can it, Sporty" or words to that effect. 'Sporty', applied to the Boy Wonder, just made me laugh.
 

SunLord5

Dualshock 2 User
  • Catwoman: "You like the rough stuff huh."Green Arrow: "How about an arrow up your ass?"
  • Catwoman: "Come to Momma"Green Arrow: "You're gonna become a pincushion"
  • Flash: "You're no captain cold"Killer Frost: "I outrank him"
  • "I have returned!"
  • "Thought you were a warrior"
  • "You anger me"
  • Joker 1 & Joker 2 "Got a Joke for you" "I've probably heard it"


    A lot of catwoman+green arrow or catwoman+flash quotes sound like sex jokes.
 

Hiltzy85

I'm THAT fast
Green Lantern: Stop right there, Barry!
Flash: Green light means go

Nightwing: HERE COMES THE HOT SAUCE.

I find most of regime NW's quotes funny because I'm pretty sure that he's the same voice actor as normal nightwing, but saying the lines in his "Batman voice".