What you've just witnessed is the chagrin and dismay that await you if you think with even the slightest bit of hope, that you were born with a brain even remotely smart enough to solve these MKX riddles. Now that you are familiar with the experience, perhaps the venture isn't as daunting. Never the less I must emphasize:
You will not be able to solve these riddles.
For those who wish to attempt this feat know this: You are pathetic and will remain pathetic. You have already failed. Fuck you.
With the eloquence of the above motivating pep speech caressing your veins, I present your failure:
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1. One could say that I've been through hell.
But I've come back with a story to tell.
I'm not unlike a bug spray hotel
Besting me is a very hard sell.
Who am I?
2. I live my life donning a face
Is it because I'm a spy?
My green juice flows upon the place
Is it because I'm a fly?
As such I buzz and pester thine grace
In kombat, my strength is what you'll get a taste
My offspring shall rise and won't hesitate
To send you up o'er the sky.
Who am I?
3. Roses are red; violets are unseeable fifty fifty mix ups.
You'll block overhead when you see me flip up.
You've been very naughty, so it's punish I seek
I shall exert my frustration, at times with grit teeth
Leather, or latex its matters to me not
When I meter burn my move, I drop it like its hot.
Who am I?
4. Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see?
Sometimes your looks just hypnotize me.
Though the inverse is true of my personal situation
An epidermis like he, post blood 'ministration.
Who am I?
5.
-Eggs
-Milk
-Break
-Mozzarella cheese
-Soda (Any)
-Orange Juice
-Toilet paper
A mundane list, which is plain to see.
Assume it's unique, and you'll know who I be.
Who am I?
6. Eddy Brock's got the symbiotic, which is plain to see.
Who else wears a mask? Not Spider-Man, but me.
Web swinging and crawling's not how I would roll.
Foes to me are billy goats, as I am their troll.
Who am I?
7.
-wut r u up2
-meh
-ikr? Lol
-lets do sumthing fun, k?
-No.
-lol why?
-meh.
-lol
-lol
These adolescent wenches share a lesson; look close.
A jewel's near to my heart, though it's hardly a broach.
Observe the texts carefully and they will tell you
Who I am, and my name. I'm not lying, it's true.
Who am I?
8. You will learn respect. Or at least learn to respect me.
Ice cold I am; insolence makes me testy
Peer into my eyes and you'll see but a void
Am I a friend or a foe? You look paranoid.
The ways I know to kill you are numerous
I find your imminent fear 'humorous'.
Who am I?
9. I am one. I am two. I am three I am five.
I can make you confused when you look in my eyes.
A teleport into your land's but a hop and a skip
But regality is what I choose not to dismiss
I'm here to stay; though you'll seek to depose me
I am one and all, but not one and only.
Who am I?
10. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty smoked a Pall Mall.
All the king's men had but shit to do
So forgive me right now if I care not for you
They say I'm a puppet. What else would I be?
I say a power that's as tall as my 'me.'
Who am I?
Hints, because I'm not heartless:
-DLC characters aren't included.
-Because I wouldn't be caught dead giving anything even remotely close to admiration to Scorpion, the answer is never Scorpion.
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Key
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0/10 Fraud
1/10 Fraud
2/10 Get rekt
3/10 Stahp
4/10 This isn't supposed to happen
5/10 Oh my God
6/10 Holy shit!
7/10 JESUS CHRIST!!
8/10 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!
9/10 YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS!!!!
10/10 Congratulations: You have attained Rickyraws status. You may request one prize from a prize pool.
