funny salty quotes

[G4S Ermacio]

"i smite ye scurvy bitch" -@ozzyguitar after being blown up by HGTV Soapboxfan with his day 3 sonya after at last hitting a teleport after being pressured to all hell
what are some of the funniest things youve heard in salt?

 

[RiBBz22]

"Scorpion is fucking broken" by GGA Soonk when I was playing against his Kabal

 

[CrazyBread]

"Don't fucking touch me." said Tom Brady to Pig Of The Hut when Pig gave him a pat on the back. They were doing a money match at FR.

 

[Rampage254]

"I couldn't catch you when you walked back, so I gave up." Me telling that to STB Espio when he started walking backwards against me. I'm hella free to people who walk backwards.

 

[HGTV Soapboxfan]

HGTV Ermacio whilst getting beat by ozzyguitars scorpion while using cyrax... Fuck... can't you just let me do my combos asshole?

 

[GGA soonk]

"You can't win with any other character."
"You're not even good."
"Meet me in tournament, bitch."

I'll let you guess who.

 

[Chongo]

"You can't win with any other character."
"You're not even good."
"Meet me in tournament, bitch."

I'll let you guess who.

Never knew GGA Dizzy was such a trash talker....

 

[OZZYGUITAR]

HGTV Ermacio when being blown up by soapboxfan's sonya "What the fuck just happened to me?! NO, you know what? this is bull shit, you're bullshit, this game is BULLSHIT!!....Quote me on this"

 

[SquirtMcGirt]

One time i told my friend not to be surprised if he found me dead in his kitchen wearing a diaper lol.

 

[TONY-T]

"this is fucking stupid" J360 vsing Shao Kahn

 

[streetsweep187]

One time i told my friend not to be surprised if he found me dead in his kitchen wearing a diaper lol.

I'm the friend ....classic ..I got that shit on tape lol

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[Big D]

"What the fuck do I do against this stupid character?" - Soonk talking about Noob Saibot

 

[DJ L Toro]

Claude VonStroke what was it? "these damn hands"

 

[G4S Claude VonStroke]

Claude VonStroke what was it? "these damn hands"

Yeah sometimes I will scream at my hands for being assholes.:tonyt

 

[HGTV Soapboxfan]

this bitch is top 5! everybody at dungeon battles about ermacios noob saibot

 

[zaf]

"You guys want to see something....stupid" J360 - While showing me the dumbest combo i ever seen with cyrax and contemplating why i want to live.

 

[DJ L Toro]

"You guys want to see something....stupid" J360 - While showing me the dumbest combo i ever seen with cyrax and contemplating why i want to live.

was that during mlg? lol

 

[zaf]

Oh here is some good salty shit.
"I need to quit ermac" - Big D after getting 9th at nec like its nothing.
what a salty whore.

 

[Smarrgasm]

My friend vs me. Hes kitana im rain. He says, "Man, I cant do anything to him. He beats her up close and far away." Ill just leave it at that.

 

[zaf]

was that during mlg? lol

i dont remember if it was mlg or when he was playing online with me.

 

[Zoidberg747]

"What the fuck, Why cant I poke out?"

Like everyone in my scene after I reset them to gain +12 advantage lol

 

[AK L0rdoftheFLY]

"I swear every ps2 pad I but is fucked up"

Me yelling against pig of the hut

 

[GGA soonk]

"What the fuck do I do against this stupid character?" - Soonk talking about Noob Saibot

I've been known to say some ridiculous shit when I'm on tilt, which is like 90% of the time.

 

[STB Shujinkydink]

Oh here is some good salty shit.
"I need to quit ermac" - Big D after getting 9th at nec like its nothing.
what a salty whore.

Hes right

<3

 

[HGTV DrFlash44]

AREZ God of War "Quan Chi is the stupidest character in all mk games why is he even here?" Me "You know he kinda sucks right?" Him- "Yeh"
HGTV Soapboxfan "sometimes I forget that csz is even in this game he's so pointless" - ok this wasn't from salt but whatever
me versing soapbox's cage "aaaaaah just stop it"