Kano: Foster's is Austrailian for beer. Kano is Austrailian for duck. My mindgames > yours.
Sub lives, and Kano goes on to change his ways and begins lobbying to the Austrailian government to legalize Mortal Kombat, marijuana, and the right to not live 1,000 miles away from civilization. Upon being denied and ridiculed for his "unique" visionary situation, he massacres everyone present, declares them legal on his own behalf, and pushes Austrailia into the Indian Ocean so they can be part of the rest of the world.
Kano now runs Austrailia. No charge.