Noob Saibot
Noob
- Play the CPU - Get on "danger" in your elimination round - have your friend challenge you right before you die
- Memorize the date on your quarter that you put up on the cabinet, so THAT guy can't pretend it's his
- Accidentally do Kano's fatality before ever seeing it, and proceed to shit your Umbros
- Covertly find a booster seat or some type of box to stand on because you're too short to reach the controls
- Be 8 years old and pretend to be a noob against the CPU, then rape the smug dude who challenges you
- Do a tactical quarter time extension right before the counter reaches 0 while your friend breaks a dollar
- Visit the pizza place every day in 1993 to see if MKII got released yet. When it finally does, make sure you have no money and have to be wheeled out of the arcade like Hannibal Lecter because Reptile is playable
