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1001 Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much MK

DragonPick

DragonPick

I don't play Runescape
199. You wonder if you should stop someone from hitting you because you want to preserve meter
200. You carry around two pairs of sunglasses, in case one breaks
201. You pray to Raiden as your lord and savior
202. You instantly think something is bad when your friends call it cheap
203. You join the military and expect to get a wristband that shoots pink rings
204. You start thinking women in the street are overdressed
 
Gruff757

Gruff757

The Gruff
DragonPick said:
199. You wonder if you should stop someone from hitting you because you want to preserve meter
200. You carry around two pairs of sunglasses, in case one breaks
201. You pray to Raiden as your lord and savior
202. You instantly think something is bad when your friends call it cheap
203. You join the military and expect to get a wristband that shoots pink rings
204. You start thinking women in the street are overdressed
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is it bad that i always thought 204 was true? even before mk?
 
STB Sgt Reed

STB Sgt Reed

Online Warrior
DragonPick said:
26. When you hurt yourself and wonder how much meter you got from it
27. When you build tier lists for food and other assorted things
28. When you shout "SCOOBIYA" in snowball fights
29. When you start thinking of other drivers on the road as filthy spammers
30. When you feel you have to "Test Your Might" when it comes to a job that involves heavy lifting
31. When you crouch around the Burn Ward of your local hospital... just in case a gas blast goes off
32. When you try to block a gun shot to the face with your arms
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31 is godlike!!! XD
 
H

HyruleNERD

Was it good for you?
Seapeople said:
44. Anytime you read the words "ex girlfriend" your first thought is that it's talking about the enhanced version.
45. When you try to get someone's attention and they completely ignore you, it feels like you just got whiff punished.
46. When your friend asks for advice after getting his girlfriend pregnant, your best response is "get babied bro".
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LOLOLOL
 
STB Sgt Reed

STB Sgt Reed

Online Warrior
214. When your idea of "taking a break" is to play ranked tag matches with hidden random select.
215. When you're disappointed that toast doesn't give you a bonus
216. When you get scared when the doctor says he's going to give you an xray
217. When you walk in on a couple having oral sex and you sit down in the nearest throne (read: chair) and scream, "finish him!"
 
Alien Substance

Alien Substance

Evanesce
The-Bizzle said:
184 : When you start to pose like a character @ the load screen in front of the mirror.
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I do that to my fighter's versus portrait while the match loads up.

Chongo Is Free said:
213. When you mimic a characters winpose IRL.
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I mimic my fighter's match and round winning animation when I win in MK9. Great way to attempt keeping blood-circulation while playing, I think.
 
Slayifex

Slayifex

Do you enjoy bubble baths?? I enjoy bubble baths.
221. When you try to poke a girl on Facebook with "D3".
223. When you attempt to F4, Overhead someone in a real fight.
224. When you stay away from cheerleaders because they have armor on their cartwheels.
225. When you see your own shadow and attempt to reflect it.
226. When you wake up out of bed with "Elbow Dash"
 
DJ L Toro

DJ L Toro

Noob
227. When you think you can win "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" with a 50/50 and a couple good reads.
228. When you cant watch an action movie without talking about matchups between the protagonist and antagonist.
229. When LBSH comes before anything you say in conversations about sports, politics, girls/boys, philosophy, history, TV shows, movies, etc.
 
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