Okay, so I have a small scene at the school I attend, and there's a freshman named Ken. Ken is HORRIBLE at every game we play, Smash, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, even FUCKING Mario Kart.
The most hilarious thing about him is what we call "the AwaKENing" because if you beat him and he felt like he came "close" to beating you, he would enter this mode where he was extremely quiet, have the gamer angry face, and call salty runbacks on you until he wins a game. It doesn't matter if there is a rotation or not, when he enters this mode, everyone is a spectator. He did this to me when we were playing Project M and I Bowser FSmashed him so many times he legit put the controller down, started crying, and stormed off the room.
It has gotten to the point where we started keeping a record of how many times we have "broKEN" him, and so far I am in the lead with 3 of them. The funny thing is, when we try to teach him, he gets HELLA defensive and acts like he doesn't need out help and he can figure it out on his own, which he has failed to do. We have tried everything from 1-on-1 coaching, to even telling him the move we are going to do next and he just does not take into account what we are telling him.
It may seem like we give him a lot of shit, but he does it to himself, with his petty attitude and selfish tendencies, so we are going to teach him the hard way to respect his fellow schoolmates.