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RoboCop

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Also, fast food seafood places should be in their own list, and then that list should be shipped out to sea and sunk. I'm looking at you Captain D's and ...gag... Long John Silvers.
 
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IIWade3II

IIWade3II

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Uhhh I think i just saw some1 rate Boston Market low tier. They just got a huge buff recently. Their sides are beyond GDLK also.
 
Fromundaman

Fromundaman

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Wow this blew up while I was at work.


GGA Dizzy said:
I think KFC is above low tier. Has some favorable MUs.

Chick fil a tastes super good, but I need to shit 30 mins max after eating it, dat grease.

Also tonys as in the tonys? Gtfo
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Yeah, both of the S tiers were near GGA. You guys have the best food places. :(


Doombawkz said:
wheres wataburger?
Wheres in-and-out?
Checkers?
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Unfortunately they are nowhere near where we live, so until we try them, they are considered DLC XD


Emperor DMS said:
Burger King is definitely mid tier. The fast food guru has spoken.
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Ehhhh... BK is lower than it could potentially be due to the inconsistency from one location to the next. More than any other place out there, I have no idea what to expect when walking into a BK; sometimes it's amazing, and sometimes I find hair in my fries.
Every single BK building I have ever walked into has served me a different quality of food. Many of those unfortunately tend to be on the lower end of the quality scale.



imblackjames said:
also gyro palace?...i want to go to there
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Dude, I don't know if it's a chain or just something we have locally, but holy shit that place is good and actually serves authentic Mediterranean cuisine! The frenchman in me was ecstatic! I can finally say I have eaten Shwarma and it's pretty damn good!


rev0lver said:
From what I've had. I won't bias myself against like WC chains as much as I want to since I've never had them.
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Sir, you have good taste. I approve of your opinions.


Insidiousballer said:
It is really disturbing that SEVERAL people ranked long john silvers. Chic Filet is so far above everything else on this list when it comes to quality of food prepared that it barely qualifies as fast food. PF Chang's > EVERYTHING
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We hesitated putting P.F. Chang's in there, but as all 3 of us have worked in that kitchen at some point, I can't rate them anymore. For one, I am extremely tired of eating their food. Secondly, I know how stuff gets prepared... Yeah...
Let's just say they don't waste anything...


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While I can't agree with anyone who puts lowest grade meat as top tier, your explanations are amazing!

Seriously though, Taco Bell Lettuce being considered good? What world are we in where tasteless might-as-well-be-paper lettuce is considered passable, let alone good?





On a side note, why are people putting that horrendous shit factory White Castle anywhere but doodoo tier? I would rather use my cat's fecal matter as toothpaste than eat one of their sliders.
 
Groove Heaven

Groove Heaven

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I decided to write my own tier list with some explanations. I spent more time on this then I meant to...

S TIER
1. Five Guys - Godlike burgers, pretty good albeit off-beat fries. I've never had a hot dog at FG because why the fuck would you get a hot dog instead of a burger there, but when I see plebeians eat them they look pretty good.
2. White Castle - Burgers and onions steamed together instead of fried so you don't have to commit as much time to the toilet as most fast food. Tastes good as fuck and you can eat like hella tiny burgers, it's so satisfying. Fries are ok, movie is better.

A TIER
x. Taco Bell - Probably the grossest thing this high on the list, but it just tastes so good somehow. Baja blast alone makes it worth going to.
x. Wendy's - Tries a little bit harder than BK and McDonald's, as a result their burgers almost taste like a burger.

B TIER
x. Popeyes - I've only really had this and KFC in terms of fast-food fried chicken, and this is definitely better.
x. Long John Silvers - The hush puppies are pretty good, the fish is actually alright with malt vinegar, and the fries are akin to hot cardboard.
x. Checkers - I've never seen a fast food place where the location is as important as it is with Checkers. There are some where the food is awesome, and some where it's complete trash.

C TIER
x. KFC - It's pretty greasy and like ok and kind of expensive. Potato wedges taste and feel like eating a salt-shaker whole.
x. McDonald's - Beats Burger King out by merit of not pretending to make something that resembles its real-life counterpart and simply engineering taste artificially. Shit just taste good bruh. Shakes are better than BK.
x. Sonic - Mediocre food that takes long because the staff constantly has to walk out into the parking lot. Drive-thru format ensures that your order will take forever to place and then come out wrong. Dose tots tho.
x. Nathan's - Hot dogs are ok. Fries are good if you like that style, and it's fun to eat them with the tiny pitchfork.

D TIER
x. Burger King - If you're really into huge wedges of shitty-tasting produce on your burgers, you probably crave the king. Fries are better than McDonald's.
x. Subway - Nothing dumber than paying actual food prices for the fast food version. Doesn't have the "I'm eating something so gross it's delicious" factor that most fast food has...it's just kind of the shitty, less nutritious version of a good sub, but for the same price. $5 footlongs are inexplicably like $7. Perpetually trying to move Sun Chips as if they're backlogged.
x. Boston Market - Tiny mutant chickens and side dishes crusted to their plastic packaging. Yummmmmmmmm
x. Dominoes - For there to even be a fast-food version of pizza is dumb as shit right off the bat. Dominoes is such a basic and derivative version of pizza, even beyond the level of Pizza Hut and Papa John's (both worthless in their own right), that it gets 6-4'd at best by the rest of this list, and goes 8-2 against real pizza places for similar prices.
 
Chaosphere

Chaosphere

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Chik fil a is whatever. I don't understand the hype. Dank nugs I guess. I've never eaten their food and been impressed. But I don't really like food that much. It's annoying to have to eat multiple times a day. Waste of time and money. So I guess my opinion is irrelevant.
 
VGMtheVagabond

VGMtheVagabond

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Groove Heaven said:
I decided to write my own tier list with some explanations. I spent more time on this then I meant to...

S TIER
1. Five Guys - Godlike burgers, pretty good albeit off-beat fries. I've never had a hot dog at FG because why the fuck would you get a hot dog instead of a burger there, but when I see plebeians eat them they look pretty good.
2. White Castle - Burgers and onions steamed together instead of fried so you don't have to commit as much time to the toilet as most fast food. Tastes good as fuck and you can eat like hella tiny burgers, it's so satisfying. Fries are ok, movie is better.

A TIER
x. Taco Bell - Probably the grossest thing this high on the list, but it just tastes so good somehow. Baja blast alone makes it worth going to.
x. Wendy's - Tries a little bit harder than BK and McDonald's, as a result their burgers almost taste like a burger.

B TIER
x. Popeyes - I've only really had this and KFC in terms of fast-food fried chicken, and this is definitely better.
x. Long John Silvers - The hush puppies are pretty good, the fish is actually alright with malt vinegar, and the fries are akin to hot cardboard.
x. Checkers - I've never seen a fast food place where the location is as important as it is with Checkers. There are some where the food is awesome, and some where it's complete trash.

C TIER
x. KFC - It's pretty greasy and like ok and kind of expensive. Potato wedges taste and feel like eating a salt-shaker whole.
x. McDonald's - Beats Burger King out by merit of not pretending to make something that resembles its real-life counterpart and simply engineering taste artificially. Shit just taste good bruh. Shakes are better than BK.
x. Sonic - Mediocre food that takes long because the staff constantly has to walk out into the parking lot. Drive-thru format ensures that your order will take forever to place and then come out wrong. Dose tots tho.
x. Nathan's - Hot dogs are ok. Fries are good if you like that style, and it's fun to eat them with the tiny pitchfork.

D TIER
x. Burger King - If you're really into huge wedges of shitty-tasting produce on your burgers, you probably crave the king. Fries are better than McDonald's.
x. Subway - Nothing dumber than paying actual food prices for the fast food version. Doesn't have the "I'm eating something so gross it's delicious" factor that most fast food has...it's just kind of the shitty, less nutritious version of a good sub, but for the same price. $5 footlongs are inexplicably like $7. Perpetually trying to move Sun Chips as if they're backlogged.
x. Boston Market - Tiny mutant chickens and side dishes crusted to their plastic packaging. Yummmmmmmmm
x. Dominoes - For there to even be a fast-food version of pizza is dumb as shit right off the bat. Dominoes is such a basic and derivative version of pizza, even beyond the level of Pizza Hut and Papa John's (both worthless in their own right), that it gets 6-4'd at best by the rest of this list, and goes 8-2 against real pizza places for similar prices.
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While I can agree with some points, here are the ones I have issues with:

White Castle. How you don't believe their sliders are greasy is beyond me. Maybe it's just ours, but eating that is basically the same as getting a back alley enema.

Taco Bell. I know that some of their items are gross and I still enjoy them anyway, but just about anything with steak isn't bad. Also, Baja Blast is lowest tier of Mt. Dew.

And finally, BK fries > McDonalds fries? Not happening since BK changed their fries. That's what hot cardboard tastes like.
 
VenomX-90

VenomX-90

"On your Knees!"
If you want an S tier, go to an actual Taco Truck for REAL TACOS, and when the Mexican guy with the Elotes comes around go get some.
 
Emperor Eevee

Emperor Eevee

Learn to take a joke pal!
Groove Heaven said:
I decided to write my own tier list with some explanations. I spent more time on this then I meant to...

S TIER
1. Five Guys - Godlike burgers, pretty good albeit off-beat fries. I've never had a hot dog at FG because why the fuck would you get a hot dog instead of a burger there, but when I see plebeians eat them they look pretty good.
2. White Castle - Burgers and onions steamed together instead of fried so you don't have to commit as much time to the toilet as most fast food. Tastes good as fuck and you can eat like hella tiny burgers, it's so satisfying. Fries are ok, movie is better.

A TIER
x. Taco Bell - Probably the grossest thing this high on the list, but it just tastes so good somehow. Baja blast alone makes it worth going to.
x. Wendy's - Tries a little bit harder than BK and McDonald's, as a result their burgers almost taste like a burger.

B TIER
x. Popeyes - I've only really had this and KFC in terms of fast-food fried chicken, and this is definitely better.
x. Long John Silvers - The hush puppies are pretty good, the fish is actually alright with malt vinegar, and the fries are akin to hot cardboard.
x. Checkers - I've never seen a fast food place where the location is as important as it is with Checkers. There are some where the food is awesome, and some where it's complete trash.

C TIER
x. KFC - It's pretty greasy and like ok and kind of expensive. Potato wedges taste and feel like eating a salt-shaker whole.
x. McDonald's - Beats Burger King out by merit of not pretending to make something that resembles its real-life counterpart and simply engineering taste artificially. Shit just taste good bruh. Shakes are better than BK.
x. Sonic - Mediocre food that takes long because the staff constantly has to walk out into the parking lot. Drive-thru format ensures that your order will take forever to place and then come out wrong. Dose tots tho.
x. Nathan's - Hot dogs are ok. Fries are good if you like that style, and it's fun to eat them with the tiny pitchfork.

D TIER
x. Burger King - If you're really into huge wedges of shitty-tasting produce on your burgers, you probably crave the king. Fries are better than McDonald's.
x. Subway - Nothing dumber than paying actual food prices for the fast food version. Doesn't have the "I'm eating something so gross it's delicious" factor that most fast food has...it's just kind of the shitty, less nutritious version of a good sub, but for the same price. $5 footlongs are inexplicably like $7. Perpetually trying to move Sun Chips as if they're backlogged.
x. Boston Market - Tiny mutant chickens and side dishes crusted to their plastic packaging. Yummmmmmmmm
x. Dominoes - For there to even be a fast-food version of pizza is dumb as shit right off the bat. Dominoes is such a basic and derivative version of pizza, even beyond the level of Pizza Hut and Papa John's (both worthless in their own right), that it gets 6-4'd at best by the rest of this list, and goes 8-2 against real pizza places for similar prices.
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You have White Castle as S-tier. This list is now invalid.
 
GAMETIME

GAMETIME

I Bring Knives To A Gun Fight !
If any of these places listed require seasoning such as chicken or fish, I will not take your opinions seriously unless you live in Louisiana with our seasoning :p #biased
 
Jeremy KO

Jeremy KO

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Groove Heaven said:
I decided to write my own tier list with some explanations. I spent more time on this then I meant to...

S TIER
1. Five Guys - Godlike burgers, pretty good albeit off-beat fries. I've never had a hot dog at FG because why the fuck would you get a hot dog instead of a burger there, but when I see plebeians eat them they look pretty good.
2. White Castle - Burgers and onions steamed together instead of fried so you don't have to commit as much time to the toilet as most fast food. Tastes good as fuck and you can eat like hella tiny burgers, it's so satisfying. Fries are ok, movie is better.

A TIER
x. Taco Bell - Probably the grossest thing this high on the list, but it just tastes so good somehow. Baja blast alone makes it worth going to.
x. Wendy's - Tries a little bit harder than BK and McDonald's, as a result their burgers almost taste like a burger.

B TIER
x. Popeyes - I've only really had this and KFC in terms of fast-food fried chicken, and this is definitely better.
x. Long John Silvers - The hush puppies are pretty good, the fish is actually alright with malt vinegar, and the fries are akin to hot cardboard.
x. Checkers - I've never seen a fast food place where the location is as important as it is with Checkers. There are some where the food is awesome, and some where it's complete trash.

C TIER
x. KFC - It's pretty greasy and like ok and kind of expensive. Potato wedges taste and feel like eating a salt-shaker whole.
x. McDonald's - Beats Burger King out by merit of not pretending to make something that resembles its real-life counterpart and simply engineering taste artificially. Shit just taste good bruh. Shakes are better than BK.
x. Sonic - Mediocre food that takes long because the staff constantly has to walk out into the parking lot. Drive-thru format ensures that your order will take forever to place and then come out wrong. Dose tots tho.
x. Nathan's - Hot dogs are ok. Fries are good if you like that style, and it's fun to eat them with the tiny pitchfork.

D TIER
x. Burger King - If you're really into huge wedges of shitty-tasting produce on your burgers, you probably crave the king. Fries are better than McDonald's.
x. Subway - Nothing dumber than paying actual food prices for the fast food version. Doesn't have the "I'm eating something so gross it's delicious" factor that most fast food has...it's just kind of the shitty, less nutritious version of a good sub, but for the same price. $5 footlongs are inexplicably like $7. Perpetually trying to move Sun Chips as if they're backlogged.
x. Boston Market - Tiny mutant chickens and side dishes crusted to their plastic packaging. Yummmmmmmmm
x. Dominoes - For there to even be a fast-food version of pizza is dumb as shit right off the bat. Dominoes is such a basic and derivative version of pizza, even beyond the level of Pizza Hut and Papa John's (both worthless in their own right), that it gets 6-4'd at best by the rest of this list, and goes 8-2 against real pizza places for similar prices.
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I agree with Dominoes. If it is pre 11pm, and if you're in New York, and still want Dominoes you are an insane person.
 
ForeverKing

ForeverKing

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I'm gonna tell you right now this tierlist is wrong because S tier is missing Mcdonalds

Also Chipotle should be much higher
 
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