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Question Youphemism's MK9 Riddles from Hell

Johnny San

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Alright guys just start listing the rest of the cast with this template:

1. Reptile
2. Sonya
3. Ermac
4. Kabal
5. Skarlett
6. insert character
 

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)

Wemfs

The only morality in a cruel world is chance.
You should give everyone a certain time period before you give out everyone's test results, that way later posters can't narrow down the answers by process of elimination.
 
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Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
1. Injustice DLC not Mars' - Zatanna
Make the "n"s in their name into "r"s - Zatarra
Put an "n" at the end - Zatarran
Make middle "a" "e" then - Zaterran
To find my race won't be so hard - Zaterran race + playable in MK9 =

Reptile

2. Blinding the guards was a help
To save my friend who'd been skelped
That man I will thank - Raiden blinded the guards in MK9 story mode, the friend who was being saved that was skelped (or hurt) was Jax
Once the rest of my rank - rank, military, which Jax and Sonya are
Get back, god he sounds like a whelp...

Sonya

3. I'm kind of Edenian, see, - several I's or "and I"s, several 'people'
And I'm kind of dead, and will be - kind of dead, body isn't alive but the soul is
For the rest of my life,
At least he has his wife, - part of Ermac was the Edenian King Jerrod (see first line) and in Ermacs MK9 ending he sits on the throne with Sindel again
And from them maybe I'll be free. - "free" as they are a bunch of souls bound together

Ermac

4. I've made almost everyone cry. - stupid character
With tight execution, you die. - heavy execution but big reward
My gameplan's quite easy-
Pressure/zoning, see? Me! - pressure (see below) and zoning IAGBs
I'm cancelling your win, goodbye. - cancel: Nomad Dash Cancel

Kabal

5. Magic is not in my name - sorcery
Nor really a part of my game.
Else it lies in my blood, - blood, sorcery in their blood
Now like a flash flood
I shall go forth and make it rain. - Make It Rain was one of Skarlets fatalities

Skarlet

6. My juggles do average dammy - quite a few, mid tier
Which is ok for my character, see:
I just hide back and think - turtle character
What if my twin was pink? - twin, another word for twin is clone, Ice Clone one of Sub Zeros specials
As I combo you into dysentry.

Sub Zero
 

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
You should give everyone a certain time period before you give our everyone's test results, that way later posters can't narrow down the answers by process of elimination.
Too late now lol
 
1. Injustice DLC not Mars' - Zatanna
Make the "n"s in their name into "r"s - Zatarra
Put an "n" at the end - Zatarran
Make middle "a" "e" then - Zaterran
To find my race won't be so hard - Zaterran race + playable in MK9 =

Reptile

2. Blinding the guards was a help
To save my friend who'd been skelped
That man I will thank - Raiden blinded the guards in MK9 story mode, the friend who was being saved that was skelped (or hurt) was Jax
Once the rest of my rank - rank, military, which Jax and Sonya are
Get back, god he sounds like a whelp...

Sonya

3. I'm kind of Edenian, see, - several I's or "and I"s, several 'people'
And I'm kind of dead, and will be - kind of dead, body isn't alive but the soul is
For the rest of my life,
At least he has his wife, - part of Ermac was the Edenian King Jerrod (see first line) and in Ermacs MK9 ending he sits on the throne with Sindel again
And from them maybe I'll be free. - "free" as they are a bunch of souls bound together

Ermac

4. I've made almost everyone cry. - stupid character
With tight execution, you die. - heavy execution but big reward
My gameplan's quite easy-
Pressure/zoning, see? Me! - pressure (see below) and zoning IAGBs
I'm cancelling your win, goodbye. - cancel: Nomad Dash Cancel

Kabal

5. Magic is not in my name - sorcery
Nor really a part of my game.
Else it lies in my blood, - blood, sorcery in their blood
Now like a flash flood
I shall go forth and make it rain. - Make It Rain was one of Skarlets fatalities

Skarlet

6. My juggles do average dammy - quite a few, mid tier
Which is ok for my character, see:
I just hide back and think - turtle character
What if my twin was pink? - twin, another word for twin is clone, Ice Clone one of Sub Zeros specials
As I combo you into dysentry.

Sub Zero
#6 makes more since as kit.

kit is kinda average
not mid tier but she isnt OP
she is a turtle
her twin is pink lol
she does combo you into oblivion
 

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
#6 makes more since as kit.

kit is kinda average
not mid tier but she isnt OP
she is a turtle
her twin is pink lol
she does combo you into oblivion
Kitana is not average lol.
She can't turtle every time, she's an all-rounder if anything since she has ok pressure too
But I said the character thinks "WHAT IF they were pink?", as in the twin isn't pink
She does hella damage, my clue said the character does average dammy
Therefore more sense as Sub, and it is Sub lol