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Worst Virginity Loss Story! (WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE IS INCLUDED!!!)

EMPRESS_SunFire

Regina George of discord
LMAO EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW JAJAJAJA
I don't even what to imagine the scene of her parents "who the hell just shitted on my bed?"
 

Under_The_Mayo

Master of Quanculations
I was super nervous my first time. And like an idiot, I took a Viagra, causing my heart to race like I'm on a roller coaster. And since I'm not actually moving like I'm on a roller coaster, I get motion sickness. So I had to go to the bathroom and throw up. We had to set up another night, where everything went smoothly. :)

*no, there will be no Mayo video explaining this story.
 

RunwayMafia

Shoot them. Shoot them all.
Not totally since gay boys/men have it pretty rough coming up so a lot of that happens on the DL. Him being your coach though (and presumably much older than you) is kinda fucked.
Yeah I was 14 and he was twenty-something. Which in my perspective was hella hot...but now that I'm in my twenties and I'm like "omg, what the fuck were you thinking old man" lol.
 

Akromaniac27

Ready to lose your head?
Yeah I was 14 and he was twenty-something. Which in my perspective was hella hot...but now that I'm in my twenties and I'm like "omg, what the fuck were you thinking old man" lol.
Lol. Mine was similar BUT I was 18 when I lost mine(surprised myself for waiting and it was a few days after my birthday). It was to a coworker in the storage closet XD. He was 38 BUT in my defense, you could've asked anyone who worked there, he looked 30 tops. I didn't find out his age till after
 

Akromaniac27

Ready to lose your head?
I know I know...lol. In reality though, its not really different from guys into cougars lol(though that time, it wasn't my intention)
 

Saboteur-6

Filthy Casual
Lol. Mine was similar BUT I was 18 when I lost mine(surprised myself for waiting and it was a few days after my birthday). It was to a coworker in the storage closet XD. He was 38 BUT in my defense, you could've asked anyone who worked there, he looked 30 tops. I didn't find out his age till after
At least you were a legal adult though. 20-something getting with a 14 year old is suuuuuper fucked up.
 

Jaku2011

Filled with determination
My first time me and my ex had just started and the dog ran upstairs, knocked the door open and jumped on the bed, my ex literally jumped off me and landed on the danm chihuahua because she thought it was my mom opening the door.
 

Lilith

Baebality
aw man that fucking sucks. YOU ALWAYS ASK IF YOU PLAN ON DOING THAT SHEESH. Not that I ever have since anal is not my forte but still I find it inconsiderate o_o.