scorpion is a widower who has is all alone. He works a dead end job as a greeter for wal-mart. When the stress is too much he hugs the teddy bear that mileena has given him, hoping to see her again one day. Sub-zero his childhood bully now dead, he hangs with his reincarnation noob saibot as both now serve their brutal manager Quan chi. At the end of the day he comes home, and reminisces of the good ole days where he would gallivant in the night dragging people to death with his kunai. Stroking it fondly he whispers "get over here" as he sobs in a cold shower.
Sub-zero is getting used to his new robotic body. He experiments with various hings and is happy with the results. He hangs out with his effeminate friend smoke at a naruto convention. Smoke is doing a kakashi cosplay, while cyber-subzero wanders into a dark and dangerous place not meant for mortal man's eyes..... the furry room. He never returns.
Goro and kintaro took up jobs doing security at strip clubs. Kintaro as moonlights as a chip n' dales dancer for women who like a little something exotic. Sheeva is backpage prostitute who specializes in 4 ways.
Sindel has sign up with YMCMB, and is currently arguing with Drake about only living once. Shao Khan, stands next to Michael jordan now being the assistant coach for the Charlotte Bobcats. As the players are in the process one more game Khan takes it upon himself to Yell you suck to his team and is thrown out of the game. Khan swears to take over the Bobcats one day as he leaves scorned.
Liu Kang is doing well for himself he is now a bigger movie star than Johnny Cage who after Liu's meteoric rise following their joint film You Can't Cage A Shaolin, has become a pornstar. H
Reptile is a leading specialist on lotion products and the spokes man for Johnson and johnson. His many year of dealing with dry flakey skin have ed him to create a lotion that moisturizes even te worst cracked and scaley skin. Khameleon has tried to steal his formula many a time, but he has managed to keep it safely hidden away in the last place he or anyone else would look.... behind his winnie the pooh collection.
Rain has now become a famouse back-up dancer for many famous artist, after winning america's best dance crew. His team consisted of Reiko, Oni drahmin, Nitara, Lei mei, and Jarek. Named as the infamous squirte squad they took it effortlessly.
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