The Struggling Tenderfoot's Meta Game

[CrimsonShadow]

So randomly tonight, I decided to codify the metagame of Novice Online Injustice into a series of choice phrases. Many of us have seen or encountered these things in the Scary Dark Halls of the Fighting Game Intarweb. The rules of the thread are as follows:

You are only allowed to post phrases. 1-shots. You can post as many as you like. The funnier and more true-to-life, the better.

So I'm going to start it off:

Walk Up Parry
Desperation Super
Wake Up Smoke Bomb
MB b3~MB b3... b3?

Run-Away Batman
Rush-down Raven
Anger Issues Deathstroke (we have probably all played a few of these)

 

[Rampage254]

Level 3 Bane run-away

 

[juicepouch]

normal arrow zoning

 

[Kitana Prime]

Traitless Martian

 

[Yoaks]

Zoning Lobo.
Rushdown Cyborg.
Do nothing but hold up forward Deathstroke.
Turtling Solomon Grundy.
Supernova Doomsday.

 

[CrimsonShadow]

Zoning Lobo.
Rushdown Cyborg.
Do nothing but hold up forward Deathstroke.
Turtling Solomon Grundy.
Supernova Doomsday.

Up-forward Deathstroke!! Classic; +50 points.

 

[Cossner]

normal arrow zoning

You mean full screen Frozen Arrow zoning.

- Teleport Grab Ares.
- B3 on block? Mash anything afterwards.
- J2 Batmans.
- Naked b3 in corner. If it fails, repeat. Gotta get that transition!
- Sword Spin on wake up Deathstrokes.
- Jump back all match Aquamans,
- Jump In only Jokers.

 

[Yoaks]

Flying Grayson Nightwing a.k.a "Flying Dick."

 

[Rampage254]

Zoning Lobo.
Rushdown Cyborg.
Do nothing but hold up forward Deathstroke.
Turtling Solomon Grundy.
Supernova Doomsday.

When did we play online?

 

[CrimsonShadow]

You mean full screen Frozen Arrow zoning.

- Teleport Grab Ares.
- B3 on block? Mash anything.
- J2 Batmans.
- Naked b3 in corner. If it fails, repeat.
- Sword Spin on wake up Deathstrokes.
- Jump back all match Aquamans,
- Jump In only Jokers.

Jump-In Joker is a true staple of the intarwebs. +30 Points

 

[CrimsonShadow]

Accidental Pushblock

 

[Doombawkz]

Full-screen Charge

 

[Fromundaman]

J2 J2 J2 J2 J2 J2 J2 Rage quit

 

[Yoaks]

Hellfire/teleport into flipkick Scorpion.

 

[CrimsonShadow]

Combo-drop Wonder Woman

 

[ryublaze]

interactable happy noobs

 

[Pnut]

Zoning Zealot

 

[CrimsonShadow]

Zoning Zealot

(Cheap Shot Sinestro)

 

[CrimsonShadow]

Emperor DMS





(jk, jk <3 DMS)

 

[Cabronium]

When people play frost and do MB iceberg to do a MB grab. Makes me cringe

 

[Rampage254]

How could I forget, machine gun only DS

 

[Cossner]

How could I forget, machine gun only DS

MB Machine Gun on block pls.

 

[CrimsonShadow]

When people play frost and do MB iceberg to do a MB grab. Makes me cringe

-20 points, must read the style guide

 

[juicepouch]

no trait zod/lex

 

[CrimsonShadow]

Disadvantageous Clash
1st-Second Zod Charge