Lt. Boxy Angelman
I WILL EAT THIS GAME
I was watching "Cool Runnings" and had an idea.
Here's a prayer for you religious folks, and even you non-religious folks, who just want something epic to say before going to war in a tournament or something to that effect.
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time...
"The Kombat Prayer"
By: Lt. Box.
Our Elder Father, who art in Edenian Heaven,
Kombat be thy name,
Thy kingdom come, Fatalities be done,
In Earthrealm as it is in Orderrealm Section C-7,
Give us this day, our daily impaled head,
And forgive us our Babalities,
As we forgive those who Babality against us,
But deliver us from the Netherrealm's evil,
For thine is the Meter, and the X-Ray, and the Woolay,
Forever and ever, Hey Hey HEY.
:banana:
Here's a prayer for you religious folks, and even you non-religious folks, who just want something epic to say before going to war in a tournament or something to that effect.
Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time...
"The Kombat Prayer"
By: Lt. Box.
Our Elder Father, who art in Edenian Heaven,
Kombat be thy name,
Thy kingdom come, Fatalities be done,
In Earthrealm as it is in Orderrealm Section C-7,
Give us this day, our daily impaled head,
And forgive us our Babalities,
As we forgive those who Babality against us,
But deliver us from the Netherrealm's evil,
For thine is the Meter, and the X-Ray, and the Woolay,
Forever and ever, Hey Hey HEY.
:banana: 
