Lt. Boxy Angelman
I WILL EAT THIS GAME
It's a long one but a really good one, but you can leap to about 10:00 to get to the meat and potatoes...
I hereby choose Philadelphia, PA, and NEC 16, in the house of @BigE , where my age in the realm of competition began, to lay down the challenge for what will be remembered by TYM, the FGC, and the world as the greatest battle in the history of Mortal Kombat.
I select Kenshi as my weapon. I do so with confidence that I have found my perfect tool of destruction and no intention of shifting this belief.
I pledge my loyalty to the wisdom and beard of Sensei Pig, who shall show me and the world the ways of Ken Fu.
And I pledge to spend every moment I can between now and December preparing myself to exceed and destroy all expectations.
@Tom Brady , great warrior of legend and lore, I offer you this challenge in the hopes that our conflict will right the imbalance in my soul and make me the fighter of legend I long to become.
Name your terms, and my sword will be yours to test. And we will make history.
Thank you. I am Box.