General/Other - Kung Lao "Lao's Quarrels"

[Rickyraws]

I'm going to be pitching Fox for a Sitcom starring Kung Lao once my Kickstarter gets off the ground.

I realized after watching the Reptile reveal trailer that the possibilities are endless. Observe:


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Kung Lily: Daddy, do you love me?


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.


King Lily:....because I broke your favorite golf club...


Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you


Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Liu Kang: Brought some cookies.


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you


Liu Kang: Raisin cookies, they didn't have chocolate chip


Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Kotal Kahn: I rented Bad Boys from Red Box.


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you

Kotal Kahn: The Sean Penn Bad Boys by the way, not the Will Smith one.


Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Man: I'm not a racist.


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.


Man: I hate all races equally


Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you


Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Rick Grimes: Would you like to have sex?


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.


Rick Grimes: Kung Lao! You gave birth!


Kung Lao: I now have a Coral with you

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Bungie: With the upcoming DLC, you can further upgrade your exotic weapons from Xur!


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you


Bungie: You lose progress and have to re-level it though



Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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@Blind_Ducky : I booked you a flight to SoCal regionals this year.


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you


Blind Ducky: Whoops, I clicked NorCal regionals.


Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you

Audience: I don't get it.

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Waitress: So that's a large cheese burger, cheese fries, mozzarella sticks and a coke?


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you

Waitress: Is Pepsi okay?


Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Mileena: Family Guy is an awesome show


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you


Mileena: Matt Groening really outdid himself


Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Bird: *Flying*


Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you


Bird: *flying*


Kung Lao:.....


Bird: *flying*


Kung Lao:......


Bird: *flying*


Kung Lao:....


Bird: *flying*

Kung Lao: *flying*


Bird: *Caaaw!*


Bird Lao: *Caaaw!*


Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[Shark Tank]

Sign me up for the laugh track recording

 

[IMakeItL00kC00L]

Came into this thread expecting comedy, WAS NOT DISSAPOINTED.

Rickyraws you sir are awesome

 

[REYTHEGREAT]

Lui Kang: Hey Kung Lao what's the problem. Why you ate all my dumplings, you bitch.

Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.

Lui Kang: Fuck you and your hat!

Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you.

 

[shig]

I now really want to know what's the dialogue for a Kung Lao mirror match.

 

[Youphemism]

*Liu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[PainForge]

Reptile: So... are we friends now?

Lao: I have no quarrel with you.

Reptile: Hey, want some of my Yakisoba noodles?

Lao: I now have a [url=http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Querl]querl with you.[/URL]

 

[K7L33THA]

But what about...Lao's Squirrel?

Huehuehue

 

[Rickyraws]

I now really want to know what's the dialogue for a Kung Lao mirror match.

Exactly.

 

[PainForge]

I now really want to know what's the dialogue for a Kung Lao mirror match.

I'm sure for any mirror, it'll go something like this:

"Who are you?"

"I am you."

"Impostor! You are Shang Tsung!"

 

[kabelfritz]

I now really want to know what's the dialogue for a Kung Lao mirror match.

lao1: "i have no quarrel with you"
lao2: "i have no quarrel with you"
lao1: "i now have a quarrel with you"
lao2: "i now have a quarrel with you"

 

[DarksydeDash]

I made this thread first >.<

 

[NKZero]

RZA (Wu-Tang): If you want beef then bring the ruckus
KL (Shaolin): I have no quarrel with you
RZA: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit
KL: I now have a quarrel with you

Kid: I know the answer to 9+10
KL: I have no quarrel with you
Kid: 21
KL: I now have a quarrel with you

 

[EarlyReflections]

KL: I have NO QUARTER with you

 

[NickDaGreek1983]

Rachel Greene: I wasn't happy the way things ended...
Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you...
Ross Geller: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!
Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you.

 

[Spletty]

Rachel Greene: I wasn't happy the way things ended...
Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you...
Ross Geller: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!
Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you.

lol friends reference. <3

 

[Bildslash]

Life is a like a box of quarrels...

 

[coolwhip]

I have no quarrel with RickyRawz's dealer.

 

[coolwhip]

First MKX tournament, Forever King and 16 Bit sit down to play:

Forever King: Hey man, despite that me vs. Skype Illuminati bullshit, you and I are cool.

GGA 16 Bit: I have no quarrel with you.

Character select screen announcer: KENSHI!

GGA 16 Bit: I now have a quarrel with you...

 

[Desperdicio]

That's all very well, but there's this thread, posted like eight hours earlier: http://testyourmight.com/threads/the-kung-lao-quarrel-game.48063/

 

[Vak Phoenix]

Im in a shitty mood and i needed to laugh, thanks @Rickyraws you always outdo yourself.

 

[Megaton_Rich]

here's hoping fox doesn't cancel the show like the 300 other shows they fund

 

[ramy_92]

after this thread I now have a quarrel with you ...

 

[Zatoichi]

Hollywood: We're making a new Ghostbusters movie!

Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.

Hollywood: We're casting Melissa McCarthy, the star of "Tammy" to be one of the ghostbusters!

Kung Lao:

 

[Error]

NRS: Kung Lao, due to popular demand we're bringing you back to MKX!

Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.

NRS: We've redesigned your face to look Like Billy Bay Cyrus

Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you.