How much damage would household accidents cause?

[BlackViper415]

This is a dumb game that I came up with while taking the air conditioning down from my attic. In this game, you name an accident that could occur on an everyday basis (or you can get a little interesting if you feel like it) and the person below you tells you how much damage it would cause if this was a fighting game. You could also get creative by naming some other effects (like burning your hand on the stove might cause damage over time) and what would combo after it.
For example...

Me:
Falling down the stairs

Next Person:
14% and combos into someone yelling "Are you okay!?!?!"

I'll start:
Dropping the air conditioner on your foot.

 

[Zoidberg747]

50% damage, unable to F3 if you are Johnny Cage

Falling into a freezing cold pool

 

[Chongo]

speed reduction and death if you are reptile


slip and fall in the shower

 

[ColdBoreMK23]

12% and a hard knockdown, no oki.



Cut finger off while cutting pot roast

 

[Killphil]

Xray combo, 33% + persisting damage afterwards. Keeps you standing, massive disadvantage on hit.

Smacking your head on the ceiling of the crawl space.

 

[Zoidberg747]

Reverses your controls and does 10% damage

Shock yourself on a light fixture(Ive totally never done this before)

 

[ChatterBox]

25% Damage to hand, 15% Damage to hair charisma, stunned

Bashing your hand with a hammer

 

[TheSpore]

14% 10 frames of hit stun

Stepping on you kids' legos left out on the floor in the dark

 

[Error]

Speed reduction, 10% more damage taken

chaffing your dick while jerking off

 

[SkaGoogle]

Speed reduction, 10% more damage taken

chaffing your dick while jerking off

Error what in the fuck lol?

 

[BRUTALITY]

5% damage but stuns the opponent allowing for follow up combo albeit at a scaled percentage

- inexplicably dropping the phone on your face in bed

 

[IMakeItL00kC00L]

18% but no hkd it's tech rollable
Falling in the shower

 

[roosTakk]

20% damage, 500 frames of recovery (no leg or arm movement)

Shitting after eating too much spicy food

Edit: this was response to dick chaffin

 

[Zoidberg747]

Stunned for like 5 minutes, take 200% more damage

Running into a glass door

 

[IMakeItL00kC00L]

50%, stunned, standing reset
Burned hand while roasting marshmallows over a firepit

 

[Zoidberg747]

Unable to masturbate and gain back health while losing 5% over a period of time.

Falling off the roof