Home defense weapon?

[doublefanboy]

Besides the police, what's your defensive weapon to protect yourself and family from a home invasion?

 

[soultaker]

Bokken and shinai from my kendo gear

 

[GoldenOreos]

large wizard blade, baseball bat......yea

 

[wazz]

kitchen knife

 

[jesse89202]

my fists.. mgp is on me tonight!

 

[MKB]

A proxy ban? augh:

 

[RollTide8569]

just the usual, Flash Kicks and Sonic Booms

 

[X820]

I'd like to present a non violent solution and have a sit down with a burglar to talk some sense in to him.

 

[Dreamcatcher]

My dick.

I'll rape the fuck out of the motherfucker and he'll never come back.

Unless he likes it.

 

[RollTide8569]

hide ya kids hide ya wife cuz Dreamcatcher rapin errbody out here lmao j/k man

 

[X820]

hide ya kids hide ya wife cuz Dreamcatcher rapin errbody out here lmao j/k man

LOL let's autotune him

 

[Vassago187]

Springfield XD .45

 

[gremloc]

the newest issue of nintendo power

 

[Dreamcatcher]

hide ya kids hide ya wife cuz Dreamcatcher rapin errbody out here lmao j/k man

LOL let's autotune him

 

[doublefanboy]

Springfield XD .45

Great choice! Thats a nice gun.

 

[Pr0fessor]

I was gonna say my dick, but Dreamcatcher beat me to it.

Fuck.

 

[RollTide8569]

Its a Dick in a Box! lol

 

[Dreamcatcher]

Its a Dick in a Box! lol

I was gonna say my dick, but Dreamcatcher beat me to it.

Fuck.

Goddamn right.

 

[Pikachu]

It's nice to have in case you piss your pants.