Insuperable: Buy
Manages to somehow unite the entire fighting game community around a thread so potent that at least 3 readers are hospitalized with injuries following their uncontrollable laughter. Stands up for VxG and manages to remain a good guy while simultaneously causing irreparable emotional damage at the same time.
His newfound avenue of fame has saved him from the inglorious demise of becoming a washed-up fighting game player and hiding from Kung Lao players in an undisclosed location on the Eastern seaboard.
'Within': Buy Buy Buy
Clearly on its way to becoming a smash hit success. A high-level fighting game for tablet owners, with Emotional Points -- what is not to like? Resembles Pit Fighter, which was a smash hit back in its day. It would clearly be a grave mistake to not invest in this while shares are still cheap.
Maxilimilian will release 8 videos on 'Within' in the next week alone. 'Super' and 'Ultimate' editions are already in development. Will have Zatanna as DLC, which will cause grieving DC fans to make it the top selling game in the Apple Store before dropping it a day later because it doesn't have MB B3 and Zatanna wasn't as cool as Batman anyway.
PerfectLegend: Sell
A disappointing performance in which he was forced to resort to a 7-3 matchup counterpick in order to beat up on a helpless Green Arrow loyalist. If Justin Wong won at EVO in the hearts and minds of the fans, Chris G is still the People's Champion. Loses to Reptile in Mortal Kombat. Will probably not make Top 8 again.
Jessica Nigri: Buy
I'm not exactly sure why.. I just have a feeling that this is going to be a solid investment (Gootecks agrees). Showed herself to be multi-dimensional and a somewhat adept commentary partner and analyst. Will likely become the Hannah Storm of ESports.
Smash Brothers Community: Sell
Holds their biggest tournament to date at EVO, but unfortunately cannot convince 6 or 7 Marvel players to preregister with them in order to receive a pot bonus in the thousands of dollars at VxG. Realizes that Nintendo doesn't love them after Nintendo attempts to block their EVO tournament and Sakurai says that Smash isn't a fighting game. Won't like smash for Wii U because it's 'still not Melee'.
Players buy one-way tickets to VxG and become stranded on Da Beech after not winning enough to purchase a ticket home. May now be observed building a raft and opening a Kickstarter account. Donation fund will unfortunately come up short because the FGC is broke after paying $12 to use Twitch faces at EVO and donating to Filipino Champ's casino pot bonus fund.
(It will be a win for the tourist board however, as St. Maarten becomes a new hotspot of competitive Smash Bros.)
JamesMK: Buy
Missed Grand Finals day entirely after waking up in Puerto Rico a day later, and has no recollection of how he managed to make it to a completely different island. Doesn't seem to care however, as he wakes up with $5 in cash, an unopened bottle of whisky and a new girlfrend (who speaks no English but makes a mean casserole). Changes the "On Blast Show" to "Da Beech Show" and will soon become the #1 radio host in all of the Carribean.
Cary-Hiroyuki "Shang Tsung" Tagawa: Sell
Has nothing to eat after missing out on a free dinner becaue Caribbean Airlines cancelled his flight to da beach. Thought he had a deal to put Shang Tsung in Injustice but was inexplicably beaten out by Scorpion after Quan Chi took Ed Boon out to a fancy dnner. Dinner/Shang Tsung is now a 10-0 matchup.
Challonge: Buy
VxG_Mamalicious: Sell
She was overrated. Ended up in jail on da beach after being arrested while yelling incoherently about Cyborg buffs. Babalitied twice by her own son during the Mortal Kombat bracket, and then lost to a player who entered the tournament under 3 different names.
~Spooky: Buy
Manages to somehow unite the entire fighting game community around a thread so potent that at least 3 readers are hospitalized with injuries following their uncontrollable laughter. Stands up for VxG and manages to remain a good guy while simultaneously causing irreparable emotional damage at the same time.
His newfound avenue of fame has saved him from the inglorious demise of becoming a washed-up fighting game player and hiding from Kung Lao players in an undisclosed location on the Eastern seaboard.
'Within': Buy Buy Buy
Clearly on its way to becoming a smash hit success. A high-level fighting game for tablet owners, with Emotional Points -- what is not to like? Resembles Pit Fighter, which was a smash hit back in its day. It would clearly be a grave mistake to not invest in this while shares are still cheap.
Maxilimilian will release 8 videos on 'Within' in the next week alone. 'Super' and 'Ultimate' editions are already in development. Will have Zatanna as DLC, which will cause grieving DC fans to make it the top selling game in the Apple Store before dropping it a day later because it doesn't have MB B3 and Zatanna wasn't as cool as Batman anyway.
PerfectLegend: Sell
A disappointing performance in which he was forced to resort to a 7-3 matchup counterpick in order to beat up on a helpless Green Arrow loyalist. If Justin Wong won at EVO in the hearts and minds of the fans, Chris G is still the People's Champion. Loses to Reptile in Mortal Kombat. Will probably not make Top 8 again.
Jessica Nigri: Buy
I'm not exactly sure why.. I just have a feeling that this is going to be a solid investment (Gootecks agrees). Showed herself to be multi-dimensional and a somewhat adept commentary partner and analyst. Will likely become the Hannah Storm of ESports.
Smash Brothers Community: Sell
Holds their biggest tournament to date at EVO, but unfortunately cannot convince 6 or 7 Marvel players to preregister with them in order to receive a pot bonus in the thousands of dollars at VxG. Realizes that Nintendo doesn't love them after Nintendo attempts to block their EVO tournament and Sakurai says that Smash isn't a fighting game. Won't like smash for Wii U because it's 'still not Melee'.
Players buy one-way tickets to VxG and become stranded on Da Beech after not winning enough to purchase a ticket home. May now be observed building a raft and opening a Kickstarter account. Donation fund will unfortunately come up short because the FGC is broke after paying $12 to use Twitch faces at EVO and donating to Filipino Champ's casino pot bonus fund.
(It will be a win for the tourist board however, as St. Maarten becomes a new hotspot of competitive Smash Bros.)
JamesMK: Buy
Missed Grand Finals day entirely after waking up in Puerto Rico a day later, and has no recollection of how he managed to make it to a completely different island. Doesn't seem to care however, as he wakes up with $5 in cash, an unopened bottle of whisky and a new girlfrend (who speaks no English but makes a mean casserole). Changes the "On Blast Show" to "Da Beech Show" and will soon become the #1 radio host in all of the Carribean.
Cary-Hiroyuki "Shang Tsung" Tagawa: Sell
Has nothing to eat after missing out on a free dinner becaue Caribbean Airlines cancelled his flight to da beach. Thought he had a deal to put Shang Tsung in Injustice but was inexplicably beaten out by Scorpion after Quan Chi took Ed Boon out to a fancy dnner. Dinner/Shang Tsung is now a 10-0 matchup.
Challonge: Buy
VxG_Mamalicious: Sell
She was overrated. Ended up in jail on da beach after being arrested while yelling incoherently about Cyborg buffs. Babalitied twice by her own son during the Mortal Kombat bracket, and then lost to a player who entered the tournament under 3 different names.
~Spooky: Buy
