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D00d, MKT; ePSXe; CyberPad 1.4; New Kaillera.

Yo, so i've been playing umk3 and mkt since I was 6. I figured, "holy fucking shit, i'm an idiot for never looking into the4 online world of MK" So, I thought, hey why don't you guys try the ePSXe 1.6 MKT with the newest up-to-date kaillera? I've MKT, ePSXE(all plug-ins), and the newest version of kaillera (Big thanks to teh SF3S) ^_^ I'm looking for Real, yea that's right I said Real, competitors to play online with. I'm going to buy a DS and the umk for it, by next week, so expect me to play. Although I have a job that requires most of my time, I will still put in as much time as possible, just to play my favourite f**ing game of alllll time. Believe me, I love this game, and I never get bored of it like SSBM, MVC2, SF, etc. Oddly, though. ;p I would love to play some of the best online via p2p cyberpad. ;O By the way, according to the game, kabal is one of the best. According to me, if you know how to be cheap and keep your opponent disabled for you to mash the heck out of 'em, you gotta use kabal, sub-zero, or robo-smoke. ;) ;) I like smack talking, but that's just to get you guys in teh mood for some GG's. ^_^

Don't be strangers, now! MK world RULEZZ.
 

Tim Static

Adminerator
Lead Moderator
Speedy187 said:
Yo, so i've been playing umk3 and mkt since I was 6. I figured, "holy fucking shit, i'm an idiot for never looking into the4 online world of MK" So, I thought, hey why don't you guys try the ePSXe 1.6 MKT with the newest up-to-date kaillera? I've MKT, ePSXE(all plug-ins), and the newest version of kaillera (Big thanks to teh SF3S) ^_^ I'm looking for Real, yea that's right I said Real, competitors to play online with. I'm going to buy a DS and the umk for it, by next week, so expect me to play. Although I have a job that requires most of my time, I will still put in as much time as possible, just to play my favourite f**ing game of alllll time. Believe me, I love this game, and I never get bored of it like SSBM, MVC2, SF, etc. Oddly, though. ;p I would love to play some of the best online via p2p cyberpad. ;O By the way, according to the game, kabal is one of the best. According to me, if you know how to be cheap and keep your opponent disabled for you to mash the heck out of 'em, you gotta use kabal, sub-zero, or robo-smoke. ;) ;) I like smack talking, but that's just to get you guys in teh mood for some GG's. ^_^

Don't be strangers, now! MK world RULEZZ.
Did you really just say "mash"?

There is tier list for a reason, and their is a reason Sub-Zero isnt near the top.

Work on your typing & grammar.

Noob.
 
Yea, I said smash. There might be some kids on the forums... Believe me man, I've seen alot. I really don't want to get banned from these forums, so I'm just keeping it at a certain level of vulgarity. :/ This is kool, this is the comp' I've been looking for. ;) Don't worry, I'm here to stay, and I'm bringing the competition, that I can bring. : D I will get raped, yes, but at least I know you guys have it in you to be some of the best competitors, that you can be. : D Why get mad over a 54 % 4 hit combo vs. a aaHP > cancel dash > aaHP aaHP > jump hk > fireball cancel? ;) Come on, disabling is one of the most critical techniques in the game. : D D00ds, I'm going to have a blast getting beat by the best, I just want to have fun. ^_^
 

DarkMoon

Kombatant
Scheisse said:
Well if you are new to the true competitive scene of umk3 then prepare to be raped. I've got a special place on my nuts for cocky fuckers.

jk(kinda), welcome.
He's from Texas and his signature talks about how the rest of us Block. Maybe he is one of Ragtime's friends XD XD XD
 
ÐarkMoon said:
Scheisse said:
Well if you are new to the true competitive scene of umk3 then prepare to be raped. I've got a special place on my nuts for cocky fuckers.

jk(kinda), welcome.
He's from Texas and his signature talks about how the rest of us Block. Maybe he is one of Ragtime's friends XD XD XD
I swear to god, you people already know this stuff, and I haven't even played. xD Yeah, I'm on of his friend's. He's a good guy and he's right about alot of things. ;) I can't wait to play your wittle reptile. ;)
 

DarkMoon

Kombatant
Speedy187 said:
ÐarkMoon said:
Scheisse said:
Well if you are new to the true competitive scene of umk3 then prepare to be raped. I've got a special place on my nuts for cocky fuckers.

jk(kinda), welcome.
He's from Texas and his signature talks about how the rest of us Block. Maybe he is one of Ragtime's friends XD XD XD
I swear to god, you people already know this stuff, and I haven't even played. xD Yeah, I'm on of his friend's. He's a good guy and he's right about alot of things. ;) I can't wait to play your wittle reptile. ;)
He's a good guy? Ragtime is a shit talker who doesn't know anything about or how to play UMK3 to save his life. I am confident that 99.9% of the people on this forum will beat Ragtime while watching TV.

Ragtime was so bad at UMK3 that Scheiss had to make a youtube video entitled "This is why you block in UMK3".

Reptile Elbow ftw.
 
I like how people can make hypocritical statements without being aware. ; ) He doesn't do those lame ass infinites because that's for pussies who think "oh crap, this guy is good, let me pull off nothing but infinites and corner infinites to beat my opponent. " 'Yea, please, you can still win a fight without those infinites. I can't sit here and tell you, "you guys can't do those combos because they're for lame ass pussy wanna-be good players blah blah blah" then I would be a hypocrite as well. It's in the game whether anyone likes it or not. I, for one, do those infinites because they look kool to me and they're fun to do; somewhat of a challenge. Anyhow, whoever wants to put this thread in the Graveyard, please do so, because it is going nowhere... I mean, you guys do know how to maintain, right? : D Meh, whatever, just send this p.o.s. thread to the Graveyard. All I'm going to get, is flames on "HOW TEW BLOCKZORS" K, it's just one button.
 

DarkMoon

Kombatant
Dude, you are misunderstanding, the Reptile infinite me and Scheiss were talking about is not a real Infinite. It was only an infinite because Ragtime refused to block. Staying on the ground and dashing back and forth hitting with an elbow is not an infinite, thats laughing at someone who can't play.
 
ÐarkMoon said:
Dude, you are misunderstanding, the Reptile infinite me and Scheiss were talking about is not a real Infinite. It was only an infinite because Ragtime refused to block. Staying on the ground and dashing back and forth hitting with an elbow is not an infinite, thats laughing at someone who can't play.
Sorry for the misunderstanding. He can sure as hell block, believe me. He just refuses to do so, because where we come from, you block, you fucked up. Come on now, are you guys really that scared to not push a simple button to give you basically invulnerability? Down + Back + Block.... Hmm... I'm not on either of your sides, I'm just pointing out the obvious. I mean, you guys know how to play this game, now prove it without blocking. "lats poot teh 020 - 020 kode for no blocking" Just don't push the button. Seriously, just because you know how to play a game, you can't just sit there and talk shit and then on top of that, bitch about other people talking shit. I'm beginning to think joining this forum was a huge mistake, because all I am seeing is the regular american bullshit. What I mean by that, is, you guys are acting like you "know-it-all" or summit. Some of you even make hypocritical statements. At least N. Grinder doesn't think he's so tough, like you guys do. "Let me taunt him because he isnt teh blawking." I told him, stop blocking, next thing he did, was not block. Seriously, Learn2Challenge yourself. I hate the american people, but not the country; You guys are showing me what the people look like, again. Just like in every other damn forum. "He's from taxas so he is teh funneh funneh and he plays with Ragtime Oh, LolLoLoL, hanz gat my laughing towel hsuahsuahsuah" Again, sorry for teh misunderstanding.
 

Tim Static

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Lead Moderator
Your last 2-3 posts rank as some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

Dont block? Might as well forget using HP, LP, HK, LK & RUN too.

Lame ass infinites? aka Dont know how to do them is more like it.
 

Tim Static

Adminerator
Lead Moderator
Scheisse said:
The point is, if you are going to hold a tournament and make 'no blocking' mandatory, go ahead. But don't expect people to not block or expect them to think you are somehow a better player because you don't block and limit yourself to sub par gameplay.

It is the very definition of a scrub.
Agreed. And I think I speak for every respectable player on here when I say "Agreed."

Blocking isnt a sign of weakness or lack of skill. Its a tactic used to keep somebody else from beating you.

Thats why its so much more humiliating when you lose and there is a Friendship or Bablity involved.

I mean, its like driving and not using the brake pedal. I man, come on, hwo stupid are you?
 

Konqrr

MK11 Kabal = MK9 Kitana
Scheisse said:
uh oh... I'll have to kill him with my reptile elbow inf too, lol.
LOL - I just did this "infinite" to a poor schmoe on the DS who obviously didn't know how to block, I almost couldn't finish it due to laughing so hard. :roll:
 
Scheisse said:
The point is, if you are going to hold a tournament and make 'no blocking' mandatory, go ahead. But don't expect people to not block or expect them to think you are somehow a better player because you don't block and limit yourself to sub par gameplay.

It is the very definition of a scrub.
You beat me to it :wink: If you think that blocking is cheap, than your at the wrong forum. :wink: :roll:
 

Sektor

Noob
ÐarkMoon said:
There is a website called MKO (mortalkombatonline) they love scrubs over there speedy.
Oh yeah, I remember. You posted in that Mortal Kombat Karnage thread and totally sold out to us.

Hi, I am from UltimateMK.com the best place to go on the web for MK.

I registered to this website just to tell you good job on this game Tim and I hope you continue on it.
Seriously, are you a salesmen or something? Honestly, you sounded like you trying to sell a product. But that's not as bad as this:

I just wanted you to see the type of stuff possible in this game that pros at ultimatemk.com are tinkering with. This way you can maybe think about this stuff during further construction of the game :)

Please register over at UltimateMK.com as we would value someone with your dedication to MK there.
That combined with you then insulted the website that you're advertising on just makes you look like a idiot.