Best one-liners in the franchise

[SaladPlateLover]

Getting a lot of one-liners on this forum lately with Kotal "on your knees" Kahn and Shang "your soul is my mine" Tsung. What are some others from the movie, in-game, intros and story modes?

 

[HeavyNorse]

"You are an excellent guard dog, Baraka. But you must learn to heel."

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

You will know the chill of death.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

"We share blood; we are not brothers."

 

[PapaRegadetho]

Raiden: " eeedeeebabaleeee, mooomootaaa"

Liu Kang " shaialagatayalagadaaa, buuyilbubududududaaa "

 

[Lokheit]

#MotherWouldBeSoProud

Recent bias I know, but that dialogue is great.

 

[HeavyNorse]

Raiden: " eeedeeebabaleeee, mooomootaaa"

Liu Kang " shaialagatayalagadaaa, buuyilbubududududaaa "

Tanya: "OW MY LEG!"

 

[Jhonnykiller45]

Other than the obvious GET OVER HERE!! for Scorpion I do really like the "Through fire be cleansed!" line from MKX, which's also in MK11.

 

[Espio]

"Those were $500 dollar sunglasses asshole!"

"Ello baby, did you miss me?"

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

You will feel the sting of winter!

 

[HeavyNorse]

Noob: "I'll get you, Gadget!"

 

[SaladPlateLover]

Raiden: " eeedeeebabaleeee, mooomootaaa"

Liu Kang " shaialagatayalagadaaa, buuyilbubududududaaa "

This is so deep

 

[GLoRToR]

Lao: I have no quarrel with you.
Reptile: (insert hostile rambling)
Lao: I now have a quarrel with you.

 

[PapaRegadetho]

This is so deep

Its iconic, legendary.

 

[PapaRegadetho]

Tanya: "OW MY LEG!"

Onyenynyoynooo!!!!

 

[xInfra Deadx]

"Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?"

 

[hkriderz]

"I'll stop if you pay me" (Personal bias towards erron)

"Ello Baby, Did you miss me?" Movie Kano is the best. And I miss MKX kanos voice.

And the most savage one of them all:
Kung Lao to Kitana in MKX:
"Liu Kang said you were easy"

 

[GLoRToR]

Ermac: "WeAreManyMorePlusInfinityTimesInfinityNoTakeBacks"

Then he gets divided by Sub Zero and runs into an error macro.

 

[GLoRToR]

D'Vorah: My preciousss

 

[Eldriken]

"Too bad...YOU will die!"

Oh, wait. That's like the worst one ever. >.>

Kotal to Mileena: "Duplicate, pretender, failure!" Eff. You. Mileena.

 

[Evil Canadian]

Probably cause its beat into my memory but as a wargod Kotal player "Taste the blade of Osh-Tekk!" is super ingrained into me.

 

[Eldriken]

Probably cause its beat into my memory but as a wargod Kotal player "Taste the blade of Osh-Tekk!" is super ingrained into me.

That's the only thing I miss about not using War God that often. But "On your knees" is still the best one ever.

 

[Grape Juice City]

*punches head off in graphic display of extreme prejudice and violence*

"learn from this"

 

[NSR]

*Scorpion kidnaps Kitana and is about to teleport away*
SUCKERS!!!

 

[Wigy]

Too much rice wine