Best/funniest MK 11 intro dialogues

[kabelfritz]

i havent seen this thread around...this is about dialogues that are actually in mk 11

mine are:

Erron Black: "Time for another one of your heavenly lectures?"
Raiden: "You defy the will of the Elder Gods!"
Erron Black: "Daamn straight!"

Raiden: "I had a dream about a strange and unjust world!"
Sub-Zero: "With a dark knight and a caped wonder?"
Raiden: "How do you know my dream?"

 

[Vslayer]

Shao Kahn: Prostrate yourself, Earthrealmer.
Cassie Cage: Can't. Took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Suntory]

Skarlet/Kano, by far! Lol
Kano: Care to taste Australia's best blood sausage?
Skarlet: I only want to taste your blood!
Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?

Then Skarlet/Lao -
Lao: We're not here to parlay, are we?
Skarlet: I came to suck you dry!
Lao: Skarlet, we hardly know each other!

Boon & company out here wildin LMAO

 

[Eh SnOwY]

the one where Kitana roasts Kabal

 

[Hellbringer]

Erron Black: One hatman to another, thats a cool hat
Kung Lao: But your hat is no weapon
Erron black: Well, thats just weird Kung Lao

Kung Lao: We Are not here to parlay, are we?
Skarlet:I came to suck you dry
Kung Lao: Skarlet, we hardly know each other!

 

[DrFolmer]

Johnny: "Dating must be hard for you"
Sub: "I have no time to socialize!"
Johnny: "yeah that and chicks hate guys with cold hands"