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just continue the story... try to use something funny that happened to you:
And so our hero, off to a day's work in the snow and ice, brings his car to a rest... Aided by his greatest ally, the power of resistance to cold, he begins walking 1 block to work... only to come face to face with one of his arch enemies... SLIPPERY SIDEWALKS... alas...it was not to be a victory for our hero, as the sidewalks claimed yet another victim and our hero fell squarely on his butt, in the classic, "my feet came out from under me and I was airborne for a moment" position...
Thankfully, his second greatest ally was there to help him... the power of having a big ass to break the fall!
And so our hero made it to work... defeated, wet, but not cold...
And so our hero, off to a day's work in the snow and ice, brings his car to a rest... Aided by his greatest ally, the power of resistance to cold, he begins walking 1 block to work... only to come face to face with one of his arch enemies... SLIPPERY SIDEWALKS... alas...it was not to be a victory for our hero, as the sidewalks claimed yet another victim and our hero fell squarely on his butt, in the classic, "my feet came out from under me and I was airborne for a moment" position...
Thankfully, his second greatest ally was there to help him... the power of having a big ass to break the fall!
And so our hero made it to work... defeated, wet, but not cold...