Think of two Injustice players at absolutely random.

[Rickyraws]

-The first one you thought of is playing you in Grand finals of a 3 out of 5 set in an unorthodox EVO where interactables have been disabled. You've both been on fire today.


-The second is alone in a room with you that has no windows. Neither of your locations are known by anyone on earth. The second person found a revolver with one bullet in it in the room. He picks it up. You're very far from the exit.


A)Did you win EVO?
B)Are you alive?



I'll start:

-I was thinking of how much of a Nightmare Atheon in Destiny is going to be for players who don't know each role. Naturally I then thought of Nightmare SF

-I was thinking of the time I had a conversation, and subsequently stream montstered with David Edding (Claptrap's voice actor) and then wondered if any frauds will be picking up The Borderlands Pre-Sequel. Naturally I thought of @Qwark28


A)Rickyraws wins EVO
B)Rickyraws is dead.

 

[Deleted member 28105]

Pig and 16 Bit. So a) I lose EVO. b) Bit dies.

 

[JustPressingButtons]

Fuck off rickyraws

 

[GGA Jeremiah]

Sonic Fox and soonk. I lost evo. I am probably dead.

 

[TKB]

@RedTide00 honestly it could go either way. We know eachother's play styles too well.

@RunwayMafia i'm probably dead.

 

[Braindead]

1. Theo - I win EVO. Nightwing beats Aquaman without interactables. COME AT ME BREH

2. I started reading the thread and the 2nd question before I thought of the 2nd player...

 

[Doombawkz]

@GGA Max - I probably win or lose because its Bane mirrors, but I know his kryptonite in that he doesn't know how to do the j.2s. Results are variable, but I'll probably lose because I never win anything.

@Indecisive - Maybe? I dunno, he seems like a really nice guy. Wait, why is he mad? Did I dislocate his legs and/or steal his pug puppy? Both of these seem to be great acts of evil in society.
I can probably distract him with beef jerky and Shazam tech, but sadly I have a very limited supply of both. I probably die.

 

[HoneyBee]

@Rickyraws is the room without windows also without a source of light? If it's completely dark it changes the outcome of being alive or dead.

 

[Rickyraws]

@GGA Max - I probably win or lose because its Bane mirrors, but I know his kryptonite in that he doesn't know how to do the j.2s. Results are variable, but I'll probably lose because I never win anything.

@Indecisive - Maybe? I dunno, he seems like a really nice guy. Wait, why is he mad? Did I dislocate his legs and/or steal his pug puppy? Both of these seem to be great acts of evil in society.
I can probably distract him with beef jerky and Shazam tech, but sadly I have a very limited supply of both. I probably die.

In the second instance they aren't exactly mad, they just randomly found a weapon and are in a situation where they could get away with murder. Unless you thought of a person who has it out for you, you've got nothing to worry about.

 

[Rickyraws]

@Rickyraws is the room without windows also without a source of light? If it's completely dark it changes the outcome of being alive or dead.

There's light but it's dim. There's no cover, just a coffee table and an ottoman, but he's only got one bullet.

Why, who did you think of?

 

[HoneyBee]

There's light but it's dim. There's no cover, just a coffee table and an ottoman, but he's only got one bullet.

Why, who did you think of?

Player 1 - First person I thought of was @AK Pig Of The Hut and based off of our matches at EVO... I won EVO.

Player 2 - Second person I thought of was @gross and since there's only a dim light, I could have possibly survived by him missing his shot.

 

[Indecisive]

@GGA Max - I probably win or lose because its Bane mirrors, but I know his kryptonite in that he doesn't know how to do the j.2s. Results are variable, but I'll probably lose because I never win anything.

@Indecisive - Maybe? I dunno, he seems like a really nice guy. Wait, why is he mad? Did I dislocate his legs and/or steal his pug puppy? Both of these seem to be great acts of evil in society.
I can probably distract him with beef jerky and Shazam tech, but sadly I have a very limited supply of both. I probably die.

If you dislocated my leg then i would be a bit upset. I would never get a pug dog. Also distracting me with shazam tech is your best option. Or telling me how amazing i am

 

[DarksydeDash]

@AK Pig Of The Hut -Bodied me, free.
@daddydab32ho - We are Supermen, we punched a hole in the wall and fly out. So, yeah we're alive.

 

[16 Bit]

The first person I thought of was Wafflez. I am the Evolution Champion. The second was Wound Cowboy. I'm alive but I now agree Sinestro isn't top 5.

 

[Rickyraws]

@AK Pig Of The Hut -Bodied me, free.
@daddydab32ho - We are Supermen, we punched a hole in the wall and fly out. So, yeah we're alive.

The door's unlocked you could just walk out. Probably just turn the gun in to the police. It's just that if you thought of your mortal enemy....they may not let you...

 

[DarksydeDash]

The door's unlocked you could just walk out. Probably just turn the gun in to the police. It's that if you thought of your mortal enemy....they may not let you...

But punching holes is more fun

 

[TopTierHarley]

@AK SaltFace- I win EVO finally surpassing my master.
@BillStickers- Shot dead for Harley upplaying

 

[Eldriken]

1) Rickyraws - I lost EVO horribly.
2) Tom Brady - I lived because he went Emo Tom and used the bullet on himself.

 

[Peckapowa]

Ra Helios: I lost evo after having a 150% lifelead int he final game and he won with a back 3 that magically made my standing 3 whiff when he had 4% life.

Daddydab32ho: I am dead, because Dab is such a nice guy that he gave me the gun and i shot myself, because i couldn't get over my loss to ra helios... he knew i couldn't handle the pain...

 

[Peckapowa]

The first person I thought of was Wafflez. I am the Evolution Champion. The second was Wound Cowboy. I'm alive but I now agree Sinestro isn't top 5.

I pictued cowboy interrogating you with a gun angrily, "SAY SINESTRO ISN'T Top 5"

 

[Flagg]

Jupiter: Wins EVO

PL: If I tell him he's had his EVO belts/Wins stripped from him, he may just kill himself.

 

[HellblazerHawkman]

@Eldriken-Lose Evo, get perfected both rounds.
@Rickyraws-We both walk out of the room and awkwardly never talk about it again.

Incidentally, if that was reversed, I think I could steal an Evo win based on Rickyraws apparently on a Destiny kick and KF being a good matchup for HG. However, no way in hell do I walk out of that room. Eldriken's bloodlust would get the better of him

 

[Eldriken]

@Eldriken-Lose Evo, get perfected both rounds.
@Rickyraws-We both walk out of the room and awkwardly never talk about it again.

Incidentally, if that was reversed, I think I could steal an Evo win based on Rickyraws apparently on a Destiny kick and KF being a good matchup for HG. However, no way in hell do I walk out of that room. Eldriken's bloodlust would get the better of him

My "bloodlust"? YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO @Rickyraws HAVEN'T YOU? ONLY HE WOULD SAY SUCH A THING. >=O

 

[Rickyraws]

@Rickyraws-We both walk out of the room alive

 

[NkdSingularity]

Theo: I lose every match without getting a hit in, not even any chip damage.

Sonic Fox: Spins the chamber, aims at me, pulls the trigger, *click*, wets himself laughing.