Dude that's messed up...There was this dude in my high school I didn't like. So one time, I gave him a cookie which I claimed was chocolate chip.
In reality, it was oatmeal raisin.
#Thuglife #nowimlockedup
...in 2006 my stephfather owned a hardrockcafe with a bad rep lots of fights,drugs,outlaws etc.but me and my friends were familier with most of the peaple coming there so it was all good on the first day off christmas there was a big party with food,drinks and a drunk santaklaus around 23:00 i was outside smoking a sig when my little sister (15 at the time)came 2 me crying saying de hond(a nickname meaning the dog in dutch) had touched her at the girls bathroom tryna get in her panties she hit him and then he spit in her face calling her a slut i know who she ment it was a real piece of shit associated with a local motorclub and known sex offender altough i found that out afterwards i told her dont worry and asked my friend if he could take her home she kissed my forehead and asked me please dont do anything stupid i said dont worry i wont when she left i called the police saying if they dont be at the place in 5 min i would kill a man who touched my sister and hang op phone i waited prob 20 sec before my rage got the best of me and walked inside i saw him sitting at the bar and i grabbed a bottle and broke it on the back of his head then i manege to stab him 2 times in the face with the broken glas before i was overpowerd by other customers the police came and arrested me and he was brought 2 the hospital i was sentenced to 6 years for attempted murder inside prison i was approched by members of his club they shook my hand and said i did a good thing and didnt have 2 worry about him getting back at me cuz he was kicked out in bad standing and i wont see him again i didnt asked but i hope they killed him after serving 2 years a was free on good behavier i never felt any remorse for what i did u dont touched little girls period my sister was mad at me for over 2 years and never visited me inside cuz i lied 2 her saying i wouldnt do anything stupid thats the ony thing i regret
And now you're on a diet and are constantly on twitter asking for advice to lose weight. Karma is a bitch!There was this dude in my high school I didn't like. So one time, I gave him a cookie which I claimed was chocolate chip.
In reality, it was oatmeal raisin.
#Thuglife #nowimlockedup
No. They moved away like 3 months later. Its my dog, dammit.The past about dislocating legs was tight, but stealing somebody's dog is going way too far :/ did you give it back lol
I didn't, he tended to avoid me after that incident. I haven't heard from either one since.LMAO but why did you decide that your needed to dislocate both of his legs? Did you ever see him after that?
It is simple, though. Normal, no, but I didn't break them so it really isn't that big of a deal. You guys are acting like I cut off his legs, I just popped them. Even @Indecisive knows its pretty simple to do.It is the fact that you find it simple and I would say even normal that disturbs me. Man doombawkz no one takes out their anger by dislocating both of someone's legs seriously what the fuck. Just what the fuck.
I'm not just from Florida, I'm from the "Alabama" part of Florida.If you were from anywhere other than Florida I might call bullshit.
You're like 12 or something, I wouldn't dislocate your arms. You need those to draw.Note to self
Dont piss off doombawks.
Might dislocate my arms if i make him salty.
Noted
Good thing we didn't have to hear him say this in person. If he talks like he types, he'd have died from lack of oxygen.
Holy sh8t.in 2006 my stephfather owned a hardrockcafe with a bad rep lots of fights,drugs,outlaws etc.but me and my friends were familier with most of the peaple coming there so it was all good on the first day off christmas there was a big party with food,drinks and a drunk santaklaus around 23:00 i was outside smoking a sig when my little sister (15 at the time)came 2 me crying saying de hond(a nickname meaning the dog in dutch) had touched her at the girls bathroom tryna get in her panties she hit him and then he spit in her face calling her a slut i know who she ment it was a real piece of shit associated with a local motorclub and known sex offender altough i found that out afterwards i told her dont worry and asked my friend if he could take her home she kissed my forehead and asked me please dont do anything stupid i said dont worry i wont when she left i called the police saying if they dont be at the place in 5 min i would kill a man who touched my sister and hang op phone i waited prob 20 sec before my rage got the best of me and walked inside i saw him sitting at the bar and i grabbed a bottle and broke it on the back of his head then i manege to stab him 2 times in the face with the broken glas before i was overpowerd by other customers the police came and arrested me and he was brought 2 the hospital i was sentenced to 6 years for attempted murder inside prison i was approched by members of his club they shook my hand and said i did a good thing and didnt have 2 worry about him getting back at me cuz he was kicked out in bad standing and i wont see him again i didnt asked but i hope they killed him after serving 2 years a was free on good behavier i never felt any remorse for what i did u dont touched little girls period my sister was mad at me for over 2 years and never visited me inside cuz i lied 2 her saying i wouldnt do anything stupid thats the ony thing i regret
Not really, I don't allow people situations in which they could harm.
I have a feeling xGunshow is actually satan in rl and he made this thread so he could learn about all these stories as evil rejuvenating energy amiright
Well at least we know what your X-ray would be like...I'm not violent by nature but there are few things I will forgive.
Anyway I was walking with my sister in a shopping centre and a guy and his girlfriend were walking in the opposite direction. As he walked past he said "nice bitch you got there". I kindly told him that firstly that's my sister, and secondly to have more respect when addressing her. He continued to call her a bitch for no absolute reason and he started getting heated up. He said what was I gonna do about it.
I head butted him to the ground (LOL) and then one fierce stomp onto his rib cage. I'm not sure what happened to him but he was screaming in pain so I may have broken something or done some damage. I calmly turned to his girlfriend and gave her the number of my doctor as a joke and told her to call him to fix her boyfriend up.
I wanna be like you when I grow up.I'm not violent by nature but there are few things I will forgive.
Anyway I was walking with my sister in a shopping centre and a guy and his girlfriend were walking in the opposite direction. As he walked past he said "nice bitch you got there". I kindly told him that firstly that's my sister, and secondly to have more respect when addressing her. He continued to call her a bitch for no absolute reason and he started getting heated up. He said what was I gonna do about it.
I head butted him to the ground (LOL) and then one fierce stomp onto his rib cage. I'm not sure what happened to him but he was screaming in pain so I may have broken something or done some damage. I calmly turned to his girlfriend and gave her the number of my doctor as a joke and told her to call him to fix her boyfriend up.
I fucking knew*You got me*
Haha not sure if serious, but no you don't buddy! I'm not as cool as you think .I wanna be like you when I grow up.
Best revenge story here freeSo, when I was in first grade I called a kid a weiner whacker. Then he called me a weiner whacker and I told the teacher. He got sent to the principles office.
FishFailI just assumed we were all dorky video gamers.