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Cossner

King of the Jobbers 2015
PARTY HARD





He's sad because Mike didn't like his joke.







No Xray damn.






Exclusives





I think that's obviously the elephant in the room.







Someone said peepee teehee








Uppercut so broken








He knows let's trust him.








It's gonna be hi-larious.










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This guy was a true jewel.








Yoh subzero is s++++ tier broken you guys know nuthin'
 

Cossner

King of the Jobbers 2015
This stuff is almost as good as the posts on the "Official" Warner Bros Mortal Kombat forum... Almost:

"I just hate when players back you up into a corner. That's cheating. It's like ok we get it you can do a whole bunch of combos and not let me get up. That's what you call a cheate shotter"

http://community.wbgames.com/t5/General-Discussion/List-of-Annoying-spam-attacks/td-p/211068
"-sheevas stomp. Again, a simple down up (or up down, I forgot) and you make a stupid sound and just completely smash your opponent whether they are blocking or just relaxing or if they are trying to do a combo. Frustration meter- STOP!!!"
 
I often find myself questioning am I just naturally not an idiot or am I just more smarter because I lurk the internet and forums more? Like I guess average joes who work and don't go on the internet, guess their thought process is a little derp.
 

Cossner

King of the Jobbers 2015










Match ups, how do they work?



Yes.







I can't even





Shang Tsung hates you.





He likes raider. I like ice cream.






#IDontMatchWithButIStillWin





What are these people thinking





Oh boobs ofc







Salvaged from a porn post. She's showing her asshole in this picture.





Guamo trolling, followed by "a little over powered".




Thanks for clearing that up Eduardo Pena.




This is why we can't have nice things.





Something about muhrica idk first world too hard boohoo.





He was so bad he had to spam iceballs the entire game to win. Everyone knows that's a cheap tactic.






Wat







Yeah he'd fit perfectly.







I sure hope so.