I main Noob Saibot because I love everything about him.
He's a shadow wraith.
He's fucking evil. I mean he only says two words at the beginning of a match, "Fear me."
I love his laugh he does after winning a round and while you grab someone.
I love his throw where his shadow clone grabs you and takes you underground, and all you hear is the clone beating the shit out of the opponent.
I love the way he throws his arms out to his side like Jesus and dissipates into black goop after a round and then reappears.
I love the way he enters a match, all you see is a shadow appearing on the ground and then he rises.
I love the sounds he makes while throwing tackles/slides/upknees/teleslams/x-ray. It's hard to describe, but it just sounds fucking evil to me.
I love the story behind him.
I love how his clone comes out to hit the opponent in his B1 while he stays back. It's like he has two separate hit boxes at times.
I love him because he's a zoner and his whole game is based around portal resets to get any significant damage mid-screen.
I love his fucking corner game involving EX Ghostball (offlines QQ) and his portals.
Winning any of his horrendous match ups is so gratifying because I know I made far more correct reads and far less mistakes.. since he's a high risk/low reward character.
His fatality is the best in the game. ;p
Yup, that's all I got right now. He might be shit tier, but I don't give a fuck. I love this character and the many people who get salty at his expense are just icing on the cake.