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StormGoddess

Your mind tricks won't harm me!!!
JACQUI BRIGGS INTROS...

Jacqui: Those are cool blades, Baraka.
Baraka: Why compliment me?
Jacqui: To take the sting out of losing.
Jacqui: You got knife skills, but can you cook?
Baraka: I have recipes for human flesh.
Jacqui: You had to ask, Briggs.

Jacqui: I've been thinking a lot about what Kronika said.
Cassie Cage: Don't follow your Dad down that path.
Jacqui: It's the only way to help him, Cass.
Jacqui: You're always getting me in trouble.
Cassie Cage: You love trouble and you know it.
Jacqui: Not as much as you do, sister.
Jacqui: Frost is gunning for you, Cass.
Cassie Cage: Tell that bitch anytime, anywhere.
Jacqui: Friend to friend, you need practice.
Jacqui: Im still ticked off about Shaun Boon.
Cassie Cage: Prom was ten years ago, Jacqui!
Jacqui: You knew I liked him, Cass.

Jacqui: You stood with Shinnok, Cetrion.
Cetrion: I stood for nature's balance.
Jacqui: Still counts as taking his side.
Jacqui: Bring on the rematch.
Cetrion: Do not be suicidal, Miss Briggs.
Jacqui: I'm not the one risking death.

Jacqui: Thought we were done with you.
D'Vorah: The Kytinn always survive.
Jacqui: Not a gauntlet you want to drop.
Jacqui: Got a swarm hidden in there, huh?
D'Vorah: This One will be pleased to show you.
Jacqui: Let's keep it locked up, shall we?

Jacqui: I'm sorry, I should be nervous?
Erron Black: As jumpy as spit on a hot skillet.
Jacqui: You need more than a pair of six guns.
Jacqui: Twirling pistols won't win this.
Erron Black: I don't just twirl 'em, I make 'em sing.
Jacqui: Yeah, way off key.

Jacqui: I hear Sub Zero's no fan.
Frost: He's never respected my power.
Jacqui: Chip, meet shoulder.
Jacqui: So you're basically Lady Sub Zero.
Frost: Our differences are deeper than gender.
Jacqui: is there a wiki or something?

Jacqui: You don't know jack about my future.
Geras: You have none without Kronika.
Jacqui: I call bullshit.
Jacqui: Are you man or monster?
Geras: I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Jacqui: An egomaniac monster.

Jacqui: Are you my conscience?
Jacqui: Just making sure you're not slacking.
Jacqui: A Briggs doesn't slack.
Jacqui: Tell Mr. Cage I don't need a stunt double!
Jacqui: He's just protecting his investment, Jacqui.
Jacqui: That wasn't the deal.
Jacqui: Gotta say, love your tech.
Jacqui: And that look is killin' it!
Jacqui: Did we just become best friends!?
Jacqui: How's this gonna go?
Jacqui: No matter what, better than Fiji.
Jacqui: Do not bring up Fiji.

Jacqui: Fought your Revenant a time or two.
Jade: And who was victorious, Jacqueline?
Jacqui: Me. Obviously.
Jacqui: Im not down with imperialism, Jade.
Jade: Strong empires provide shelter for weaker races.
Jacqui: Oh dont even go there!

Jacqui: Here to ground me?
Jax: I would if I thought you'd listen.
Jacqui: I'm an adult, Dad.
Jacqui: Don't have time for a lecture.
Jax: Listen up, Jacqueline Sonya Briggs.
Jacqui: I hate it when you do that.

Jacqui: So you and Dad mixed it up once.
Johnny Cage: Yeah I delivered the Boom.
Jacqui: That's not how I heard it.
Jacqui: Should I tell Dad you asked me that?
Johnny Cage: Whoa Jacqui Jax! I was kidding.
Jacqui: You'd better hope so.
Jacqui: You were a great teacher, Mr. Cage.
Johnny Cage: Come sit at your master's feet.
Jacqui: You were also way less of a jerk.
Jacqui: Old You spilled about the Fiji mission?
Johnny Cage: Heard all about the Uzis and umbrella drinks.
Jacqui: I am going to kill him.

Jacqui: Just how fast is 'Kabal Fast'?
Kabal: You'll never catch me, Briggs.
Jacqui: Assuming your legs aren't broken.
Jacqui: That mask is just. wow.
Kabal: Says the lady wearing tinfoil gloves.
Jacqui: Don't compare us, Kabal.

Jacqui: I am so sick of you.
Kano: Couldn't pay me to stay away, love.
Jacqui: A Briggs beatdown will change your mind.
Jacqui: You couldn't just stay dead?
Kano: I ain't so easy snuff out, Baby Briggs.
Jacqui: Then you won't mind me trying.

Jacqui: Women warriors should stick together.
Kitana: Realm before gender, Jacqueline Briggs.
Jacqui: If that's how you wanna play it, fine.
Jacqui: You knew dad before time got jacked?
Kitana: Had it progressed, we'd have died together.
Jacqui: Seriously? Shit.

Jacqui: Ready to rumble, money bags?
Kollector: And secure a quick profit.
Jacqui: I'm gonna bankrupt your ass.
Jacqui: You're not squeezing cash out of me.
Kollector: All will pay tribute, Earthrealmer!
Jacqui: How about I drop two fists on you?

Jacqui: Shouldn't have bailed on us against Shinnok.
Kotal Kahn: Outworld stood a better chance alone.
Jacqui: Good thing for Outworld Cass took him down.
Jacqui: In the old days your skin wasn't blue?
Kotal Kahn: The color is reserved for Osh Tekk Kahns.
Jacqui: Then I hope it washes off, Kotal.

Jacqui: Jin told me about you.
Kung Lao: My nephew must adore me.
Jacqui: Not as much as you do.
Jacqui: That hat's old school.
Kung Lao: Never mess with a classic.
Jacqui: Classic' is a nice word for 'busted'.

Jacqui: How are you gonna defend Earthrealm?
Liu Kang: With dragon fire, Jacqueline.
Jacqui: This I gotta see.

Jacqui: Special Forces have Earthrealm covered.
Liu Kang: You could use Shaolin assistance.
Jacqui: Who was it again that capped Shinnok?
Jacqui: A lot of fighters say they're the best.
Liu Kang: Only a few can back it up.
Jacqui: I'm proud to be one of the few.

Jacqui: So you're the Grandmaster's brother?
Noob Saibot: I am the Lin Kuei's true Grandmaster.
Jacqui: Shouldnt you be alive?
Jacqui: Being a ghost must be lonely.
Noob Saibot: The darkness is my friend.
Jacqui: How's that denial working for you?

Jacqui: Where's Quan Chi?
Raiden: The time merger did not restore him.
Jacqui: If he comes back, he's mine.
Jacqui: My dad needs help, Raiden!
Raiden: I pray the Elder Gods will give him strength.
Jacqui: Thoughts and prayers aren't enough.

Jacqui: Any chance of a Shirai Ryu training mission?
Scorpion: Training outsiders is Sub Zero's passion.
Jacqui: Huh. Takeda thought you'd be interested.
Jacqui: What's this about a blood ceremony?
Scorpion: Marry Takeda, you marry the Shirai Ryu.
Jacqui: Do we get matching rope spears?
Jacqui: Gotta be weird, filling your own shoes.
Scorpion: I will honor my future self's dying request.
Jacqui: We'll hold you to it, Scorpion.

Jacqui: Any last words?
Shao Kahn: I'll make this quick, Earthrealmer.
Jacqui: Ha! You wish.
Jacqui: Never thought I'd fight Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: Run, girl, before you die.
Jacqui: No Briggs ever backs down.

Jacqui: It's Halloween again already?
Skarlet: This. is no costume.
Jacqui: No trick? No treat.
Jacqui: Met you on my first trip to Outworld.
Skarlet: You were Reiko's prisoner.
Jacqui: This is for torturing me and Cass.

Jacqui: You scared all of us in second grade.
Sonya: Why would seven year olds be scared of me?
Jacqui: You drilled us like plebes!
Jacqui: My turn to kick the C.O.'s ass.
Sonya: Except I'm not your C.O. in my timeline.
Jacqui: Please Sonya, indulge me.
Jacqui: Let's just acknowledge the weirdness.
Sonya: It's like I'm fighting Jax, but he's a girl.
Jacqui: I love dad, but I stand on my own.
Jacqui: Your weakness is you're all kicks.
Sonya: And yours is you're all punches.
Jacqui: What we have here is a contest.
Jacqui: Hey Auntie.
Sonya: I'll never get used to that.
Jacqui: Sorry, old habits.

Jacqui: Testing me again, Sub Zero?
Sub-Zero: Prepare yourself, Jacqueline Briggs.
Jacqui: Please, I was born ready.
Jacqui: Didn't see snow on the forecast.
Sub-Zero: Kombat is full of surprises.
Jacqui: Remember that when I toast you.
Jacqui: I've got new gear to test.
Sub-Zero: Want to know if it's cold proof?
Jacqui: Let's find out.
 

cashthesehands

monster masher
Jacqui: Frost is gunning for you, Cass.
Cassie Cage: Tell that bitch anytime, anywhere.
Jacqui: Friend to friend, you need practice.
read her down!

also jade is fully problematic:

Jacqui: Im not down with imperialism, Jade.
Jade: Strong empires provide shelter for weaker races.
Jacqui: Oh dont even go there!
There's another great intro where Jacqui tells Jade she needs to study earthrealm history:
Jade: I apologize for offending, Jacqueline.
Jacqui: You should study Earthrealm history.
Jade: And you should be more forgiving.

Jade definitely said the N word. #cancelled
 

Dabluprint4

eh....
read her down!

also jade is fully problematic:



There's another great intro where Jacqui tells Jade she needs to study earthrealm history:
Jade: I apologize for offending, Jacqueline.
Jacqui: You should study Earthrealm history.
Jade: And you should be more forgiving.

Jade definitely said the N word. #cancelled
lmao!!!
 

StormGoddess

Your mind tricks won't harm me!!!
read her down!

also jade is fully problematic:



There's another great intro where Jacqui tells Jade she needs to study earthrealm history:
Jade: I apologize for offending, Jacqueline.
Jacqui: You should study Earthrealm history.
Jade: And you should be more forgiving.

Jade definitely said the N word. #cancelled
it must be an EDENIAN Thing because

Jacqui: Women warriors should stick together.
Kitana: Realm before gender, Jacqueline Briggs.
Jacqui: If that's how you wanna play it, fine.

Jacqui can't catch a break with these Edenians


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