Ash: "Yo, she-bitch, let's go!"
Sindel: "You dare threaten a queen?"
Ash: "Hail to the king, baby."
Ash: "I've got news for you pal, you ain't ruling but two things right now."
Kotal: "And what's that, Earthrealmer?"
Ash: "Jack and shit, and Jack left town."
Ash: "Hey! You're that guy from Ninja Mime!"
Johnny Cage: "And you're that asshole from Elk Grove."
Ash: "Never say 'ass' or 'hole' in my presence again."
Cassie: "Touch me and you're gonna need another wooden hand
Ash: "Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand?
Cassie: "Damn, you are dumb!"
Ash 1: "What are you? Are you me?"
Ash 2: "I'm BAD Ash, and you're GOOD Ash."
Ash 1: "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
Ash: "You know, you're good looking good for a ten-thousand year old chick."
Kitana: "Ugh! I'll be sure to give you an extra special kiss..."
Ash: "First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me."
Ash: "Lady I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store."
Sonya: "Who the hell are you?!"
Ash: "Name's Ash. Housewares."
Erron Black: "Nice gun."
Ash: "It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. With a hair trigger."
Erron Black: "Can't beat that with a stick."
Ash: "I'm going to be honest. I'm not drunk enough to know if you're good weird, or bad weird.
Cetrion: "Your indulgence will be your downfall."
Ash: takes drink "Ah, but I'll get there eventually."
